Friday Caption Fun, Round 42
April 10, 2009 95 Comments
Seven more days have come and gone, all without the required spinning of Halo 3 in my much neglected disc tray. What was 12 days last week has evolved into 19 very long days without my favorite shooter. While the Grifball Double EXP weekend festivities are incredibly tempting, I’m not sure I’m going to be able to play this weekend either. Please keep me in your thoughts as I think I’m slowly approaching a very dangerous point. While I ignore the loud warning signals blaring in my head, let’s recap last week’s responses then we can take a look at a brand new screenshot. Onwards!
- “Much like the mythical Phoenix, upon the death of a Spartan, a new warrior rises from the … well … you don’t want to know where it rises from.” (GIMME A BEER)
- “Big Red was not totally appreciative of Little Blue’s sniper spot, but a bet is a bet.” (BTSculptor)
- “Blue team’s experiments with teleporters take an unexpected turn.” (The Flying Spartan)
- “While falling, Andy was so scared he shat himself. He just happens to be blue on the inside.” (retinence)
- “Sarge discovers his inner Blue.” (MGH1138)
- “I knew I should have taken that left at Albuquerque.” (dragnew)
- “As the female Red teammate was killed, Blue was forced to abandon the warm sticky home he had come to enjoy sniping inside of.” (newguy2445)
- “Is that a pea-shooter??” (BigCountry1369)
While we can only imagine Red is slightly uncomfortable in last week’s image (although I’d argue it looks more than a little pleasurable), the Brute Chieftain in the following screenshot is obviously upset. I’m guessing he got a troubling text on that fancy new cell phone of his, but what do you think is going on? Ready your captions, … and go!
Author: ShotFoot
Yay. First. Glad you actually listened to me, bs angel.
“What? You still haven’t got me my Pimp Costume? DAMN YOU!”
“WHAT! BLUE SCREEN?!”
“CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?!?!?!?!!?!?”
“Who’s been using my minutes?”
“I just bought this new phone 5 minutes ago and it’s ALREADY OUTDATED? FUCK!!!!!”
“Why oh why did I buy this N-Gage?”
“Add me to your fave-five or DIE”
“FREE tickets to see Miley Cyrus Live!? OMFG!!!”
The Chieftain just found out he drunk dialed the Prophets last night. He’s had that face for 2 hours now.
“I said no mayo!!!”
“Hello? Operator?”
OMG BFF!!!!! J/K ;)
No, this is NOT how my hair is supposed to look! Yes, I used the product you sold me! Blow dry THIS!
I haz a fone!! NOOO!!! They b st33lin mah fone!
The Covenant Phone Sex hotline was forced to go offline due to budget cuts. Chieftain didn’t take it too well…
“Allright…now take a deep breath and count to te.. aahh SCREW IT! GRHHARG!”
“You know, they’re alot scarier when you get closer to them….”
“What do you mean ‘the only way you can check the manifest is by using two hands’!?”
Get sexy girls now on your cell phone. Just text “Cortana” to 343117
With the creation of texting, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s iconic phrase ” I’ll be back,” had lost a lot of its umph, until this guy started using it.
“Yes, I’d like to Frank, in the HR department. WHAT?! What’dya mean “his job was outsourced to India”?!
Whoops, that should say “talk to Frank.” My bad.
“THIS IS SPARTA!”
SHE DIDN’T CALL ME BACK!!!!!!
“starting april 12th there will be a 0.10$ surcharge on all outgoing picture text messages? DAMN YOU AT&T!!!!!”
HEEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!
Who you callin’ an ugly Motherfucker?
Sadly the Covenant technicians didn’t realize the hearing loss associated with long term usage of the Gravity Hammer… “I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT YOU SAY?!?”
WASSSUP!
IDK my BFF Rose?!?!?
Someone must have called Verizon’s customer support number…
At first he was intrigued by the naughty picture his wife sent him on his new camera phone…until he saw that all-too-familiar Mark VI armor laying next to the bed!!
~B.B.
That last one is great!
- Michael Jacksons latest operation was an improvement over his old face. Until hie started singing…
- Mmm, chocolate!
Hello Thank you for Calling MCI please hold!
“Hey. I’d like to order a pie wi’ everythi- Tartarus!? You work at the pizza joint, now!?”
“Who would dump someone through a text! C’mon! That’s just rude!!”
Yes?! Hello? Sorry, My gravity hammer’s defective. Instead of pushing the nails in, it just breaks the wall! Do you know how much that Picasso was worth?! Neither do I, but that’s not the point!
Is there a smaller brute face in his mouth?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can you Om Nom Nom Nom me now?
“To mark this message as urgent, press 11 now.”
“There is no f***ing eleven!!” – hehe, I was thinking of the exact same quote!
Even in New Mombasa, in 2552, you can still lose connection at the worst moment. Take our Chieftain friend here. He lost the call to his troops out at the AA gun, and guess what happened? You know what happened.
Something in my teeth? I don’t know what you are talking about, I brushed them this morning!
Though passive-aggressive, Iratus’ practice of writing but never sending angry text messages had been working…until the day his claw brushed “send”…
DON’T LOOK I’M NAKED!!!
Having just received his new phone with internet capabilities the brute decides to check out red vs blue “HAHAHAHAAAA!! Stupid blue human! That’s not the explosive device that’s a human skull!”
For the last time, yes! This is 555-6473, but I’m not Niko Bellic!
Hello? Yeah. Yeah? Uh huh. Sure. Well… ok. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Ok. Sure. Well, what would she say? You think? Uh huh. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Alright, gotcha. Oh hey, I gotta go… demon is coming. Uh huh, yeah. See you later, I might be a little late. Yeah, ok. Bye.
After the umpteenth “Neeko eet eez your casin,” Thalibus discusses with his inferiors the serious consideration of sending a rather unpleasant message.
Does that phone have a camera? He could do worse! :P
I use “blah” instead of punctuation, blah!
”Who’s that on the phone Edna , are you cheating on me?”
What is this? I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT DOWNLOAD DINER DASH FOR $6.99!!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MINUTES!!!
This Brute Chieftain was quite alarmed upon hearing that his son didn’t want ‘old minutes’
AT&T good motha fuckin choice!
“The demon?! Dont let him get the detonator!!! (aside) my precious detonator”
MTV’s Boiling Point finally went too far when they tried to prank the chieftan…. so… much… blood….
Ya know, I REALLY don’t want to see what comes out of his backside…
“WHERE’S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE?!”
WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
“Welcome to XBox Customer Support. Your call may be monitored or recorded to ensure quality…”
please hold while we find someone who speaks english worse than william Hung to take your call. enjoy our elevator music…
♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫
“MY 360 JUST RED RINGED ON THE LAST LEVEL OF HALO 3 BILL GATES!!!! I MUST KNOW HOW IT ENDS!!!!!”
Where’s mah 3G!?
“9-1-1? Yea, hi, I’m at the High Council Cafe on 4th and Journey, and the damn waiter didn’t give me any food nipples with my order. YES, FOOD NIPPLES!… DON’T LAUGH! Send the guards! SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS TREASON!!”
Om nom nom!
Chieftan-”Aaaah, my fingers to big to txt my bff Jill!”
“But Mom!!! They’re old minutes!!!”
Tired with fighting, the chief decided to simply send the chieftan horrible images.
*Watching video on phone*
AHHHHHHHHHH…..2 Grunts, 1 Cup
“Damn 3G Networks!!!”
‘DAMN YOU PREDICTIVE TEXT!!!!!!’
Sorry if someone already put that :p To much text! :p
“Charging ME for incoming texts are YA?!?!?!?!”
“Microsoft recently released the X-phone-720… when it RROD’s, BRICKS are shat.”
“pinky, pinky, pinky, You don’t eat me, I EAT YOU!”
“Yes my fridge is running, and NO i’m not going to chase it down the street.”
“WHAT’s your Beef man? what’s your Beef??? cus mines chicken.”
“My phone has a phone book in it!”
“he’s not smiling, he’s BEARING his teeth at you.”
“it’s been three days! why hasn’t he called yet!?! thats the rule. isn’t it?”
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! wait a minute, wrong game…
“I DON’T like people playing on my phone!!! so I kept it real. hehe google maps FTW!”
Yep, I think the stress is really getting to Louis Wu.
Red 2: Hi!
*one second later*
Red 2: Bye!
Um…honey…okay, you can have the sniper…
“It’s master chief, get to the chopper!”
What do you mean my pay as you go plan is empty? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I’ve always wondered who was answering the verizon guy’s phone calls.
With this new ringtone, I could TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!
“Why do I want a refund? THE AD SAID I WOULD LOOK BADASS, NOT LIKE A UNICORN”
What’s your favorite scary movie?
“PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!”
Message reads:
FRM: Truth
yo wassup my brute brutha from anotha mutha like omg we gotta chill lol
Don’t Touch My Kit-Kat!!!!
DONT GO WITH SAYID, BEN! HE’LL SHOOT YOUUUUU!…yes, brutes watch Lost too…
THIS IS SPARTA!
i hope that wasn’t already taken… sorry if it is… infact if any of these are
OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
THe cookie monster may have changed his look, but he’s still yelling for the same thing!
WHADDYA MEAN NO CHEST HIGH WALLS!
BOOM HEADSHOT! B****!
“Reeecolaaaaaa.”
RICK ROLL’D AGAIN!!!!!!
What do you mean I can’t haz Recon?!?!
“What do you mean the housing bubble burst? No, my PORTFOLIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”- Tartarus’ first forays into the realm of investments were less than stellar. Still, after his screams of anger died down, he continued to make investments, until, one day, he finally achieved the American Dream.
“What do you mean I’m roaming when I go to Earth?!”
“I SAID NO MORE BOOTY CALLS, TARTARUS!!”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T VOTE FOR MY FAVORITE AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT?? SO WHAT IF I’M NOT AMERICAN!”
that’s all i got :D
“Yep, those tonsils will have to go”
“What do you mean ten billion casualty’s?”
Brutus decided to try and get on “Who wants to be a Millionaire” again. You can guess how he fared
“that’s right stroke the shaft, coddle the balls and drink the gravy!” “any problems?”
“Dramatic Lighting… I has it!
Bungie’s initial forays into amusement park rides were less than appreciated.
The new Spyro/Halo crossover wasn’t so popular with the younger fans…
Is this about the teabagging of your daughter, Mister Gruhlm? Because I can explain…
Happy slapping Halo-style.
YOU REALLY WANT A PIC?!?!?!?!?!
Petronicus discovers the “e-Dentist” app in the iPhone store.