HMB’s Video Game March Madness: Alternative Championships!

hmb's video game march madness

Had I thought a single franchise final was a possibility in our HMB’s Video Game March Madness activity, I would have placed the Halos on the same side of the bracket. I still find enjoyment in debating which is the better game between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 3 but if you found this particular ending anticlimactic, I have come up with some other matchups for your voting and debating pleasure. Save the energy you would have spent endlessly bitching and enjoy these alternative championship games instead!

battle of what i thought the finals would be

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battle of your first shooter

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battle of you can't do that!

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battle of the biggest waste of your time

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battle of what the fuck are we voting on

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29 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by FishType1 on April 7, 2009 at 2:13 am

    Biggest Waste of your time is my favourite because its true!
    All 4 of them are probably the worst games ever.

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    • Posted by FishType1 on April 7, 2009 at 2:16 am

      Also, on the You cant do that you should of put Team Fortress 2 on it aswell.

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      • Posted by bs angel on April 7, 2009 at 3:39 pm

        I should have, definitely. Poo!

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  2. Posted by NartFOpc on April 7, 2009 at 5:48 am

    Alright, Shaq Fu was amazing in every respect. I demand it be placed in an alternate final bracket, where it belongs.

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    • Posted by bs angel on April 7, 2009 at 3:39 pm

      :cough you’re crazy cough:

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  3. oh portal, i think you would have beaten halo. it is a shooter after all.
    also, gow2 for greatest waste of time!

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    • Posted by FishType1 on April 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm

      I doubt Portal would have.

      GOW2 FOR THE LOSS W00T!

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  4. Posted by Fezzer on April 7, 2009 at 7:03 am

    Yes! Halo:CE is beating nancy boy link! W00T!

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  5. Posted by Urban Reflex on April 7, 2009 at 9:17 am

    “Oh man, Airwolf! Wait, DeLorean! Sold.” <- My thought process when voting on the last poll.

    Also, why the Gears 2 hate? I thought it was much better than Halo 3.

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    • Posted by bs angel on April 7, 2009 at 9:22 am

      I tried to put a joke entry in each matchup to make things fun. Turns out people like voting for those! Who would have guessed, lol …

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    • Posted by LordOsiris on April 7, 2009 at 11:04 am

      I like Gears 2, but there is no way in hell I would ever say it’s better then Halo 3.
      ps. It’s because of the achievements in Gears are addicting.

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      • Posted by Urban Reflex on April 7, 2009 at 2:04 pm

        Nah, the achievements on Gears 2 suck IMO. Maybe it’s just because I’m lazy and don’t like to work too hard on them though. Seriously though. 2.0. Wtf.

        What makes it better for me is the campaign mode (immensely more epic that Halo 3’s) and the horde mode. Now, if ODST has a horde mode in this sandbox hub, I may change my tune.

        As for you Miss Angel, your joke entries have brought one of my favourite games into disrepute! I hope you’re happy making grown men cry! :p

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        • Posted by bs angel on April 7, 2009 at 2:22 pm

          :quietly hands Urban Reflex a tissue:

          And you bet I’m happy! ;)

  6. Posted by Downandout on April 7, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Woo Asteroids, Portal, Shaq Fu and Delorean. If only they made a game incorporating all of those =]

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  7. Posted by LordOsiris on April 7, 2009 at 10:43 am

    SLIP AND SLIDE

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  8. I lost my console shooter virginity with GoldenEye – which looks like it’s going to win!

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  9. Voltron, hands down.

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  10. Posted by DethPwn on April 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    My+bitching+has+quit.I+was+quite+the+bitcher+
    on+my+birthday+upon+seeing+the+results.I+wasn’t+
    exactly+in+the+best+mood(It+was+my+birthday+
    and+my+gifts+were+13+bucks+and+the+knowledge+
    that+my+food+stamps+would+be+cut+by+200+dollars).
    +However,I+unloaded+that+on+this+site,which+I+
    should+not+have+done.Especially+after+all+of+the+
    creative,funny,and+talented+people+I’ve+met+here.
    For+that+I+apologize.It’s+gun+b+k.

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  11. Slip N Slide FTW.

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  12. Posted by BigCountry1369 on April 7, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    View Master FTW…my dad didn’t pick the rocks out of the yard before he laid down the slip ‘n slide so my memories of that aren’t very fond

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  13. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it 7,777,777 more times: OoT>all.

    /story

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    • Posted by StoneColdLemon on April 8, 2009 at 10:31 am

      hahaha Zelda games are sick and that one is the best one so yeah OoT>all except Halo 3. (i mean cmon i cant do that to bungie :P)

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  14. Posted by Mizzy on April 7, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Those who voted GoW2 have never played the ET game, I bet.

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  15. Posted by A Deaf Boy on April 8, 2009 at 7:29 am

    Ok really GoW2 is the greatest game ever compared to ET.

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  16. Posted by gigglepie on April 8, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    What is with you people?! Airwolf FTW! I found my airwolf jacket from when I was a kid, I’m totally giving it to my kids, when I have them. That or Ebay.

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  17. Posted by Phantom on April 8, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Seriously? GoW2? Waste of time? :( I loved beating that game with my buddy. I still play the multiplayer all the time. Ahhh, fond memories :) And, honestly, I believe Ocarina of Time to be the single greatest video game ever made for a console (I say console because that’s pretty much all I’ve ever played). Even better than H3 :/

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  18. lol I have a viewmaster!

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    • Posted by bs angel on April 8, 2009 at 7:02 pm

      View-Masters rock, seriously. How awesome would a Halo View-Master reel be?!

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  19. Posted by Necromas on April 16, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    It’s a shame perfect dark never got very popular, it made so many improvements over goldeneye.

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