HMB’s Video Game March Madness: Alternative Championships!

hmb's video game march madness

Had I thought a single franchise final was a possibility in our HMB’s Video Game March Madness activity, I would have placed the Halos on the same side of the bracket. I still find enjoyment in debating which is the better game between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 3 but if you found this particular ending anticlimactic, I have come up with some other matchups for your voting and debating pleasure. Save the energy you would have spent endlessly bitching and enjoy these alternative championship games instead!

battle of what i thought the finals would be

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battle of your first shooter

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battle of you can't do that!

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battle of the biggest waste of your time

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battle of what the fuck are we voting on

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29 Responses to HMB’s Video Game March Madness: Alternative Championships!

  1. FishType1 says:

    Biggest Waste of your time is my favourite because its true!
    All 4 of them are probably the worst games ever.

    • FishType1 says:

      Also, on the You cant do that you should of put Team Fortress 2 on it aswell.

      • bs angel says:

        I should have, definitely. Poo!

  2. NartFOpc says:

    Alright, Shaq Fu was amazing in every respect. I demand it be placed in an alternate final bracket, where it belongs.

    • bs angel says:

      :cough you’re crazy cough:

  3. Rhamsey says:

    oh portal, i think you would have beaten halo. it is a shooter after all.
    also, gow2 for greatest waste of time!

    • FishType1 says:

      I doubt Portal would have.

      GOW2 FOR THE LOSS W00T!

  4. Fezzer says:

    Yes! Halo:CE is beating nancy boy link! W00T!

  5. Urban Reflex says:

    “Oh man, Airwolf! Wait, DeLorean! Sold.” <- My thought process when voting on the last poll.

    Also, why the Gears 2 hate? I thought it was much better than Halo 3.

    • bs angel says:

      I tried to put a joke entry in each matchup to make things fun. Turns out people like voting for those! Who would have guessed, lol …

    • LordOsiris says:

      I like Gears 2, but there is no way in hell I would ever say it’s better then Halo 3.
      ps. It’s because of the achievements in Gears are addicting.

      • Urban Reflex says:

        Nah, the achievements on Gears 2 suck IMO. Maybe it’s just because I’m lazy and don’t like to work too hard on them though. Seriously though. 2.0. Wtf.

        What makes it better for me is the campaign mode (immensely more epic that Halo 3′s) and the horde mode. Now, if ODST has a horde mode in this sandbox hub, I may change my tune.

        As for you Miss Angel, your joke entries have brought one of my favourite games into disrepute! I hope you’re happy making grown men cry! :p

        • bs angel says:

          :quietly hands Urban Reflex a tissue:

          And you bet I’m happy! ;)

  6. Downandout says:

    Woo Asteroids, Portal, Shaq Fu and Delorean. If only they made a game incorporating all of those =]

  7. LordOsiris says:

    SLIP AND SLIDE

  8. Mike says:

    I lost my console shooter virginity with GoldenEye – which looks like it’s going to win!

  9. Firestream says:

    Voltron, hands down.

  10. DethPwn says:

    My+bitching+has+quit.I+was+quite+the+bitcher+
    on+my+birthday+upon+seeing+the+results.I+wasn’t+
    exactly+in+the+best+mood(It+was+my+birthday+
    and+my+gifts+were+13+bucks+and+the+knowledge+
    that+my+food+stamps+would+be+cut+by+200+dollars).
    +However,I+unloaded+that+on+this+site,which+I+
    should+not+have+done.Especially+after+all+of+the+
    creative,funny,and+talented+people+I’ve+met+here.
    For+that+I+apologize.It’s+gun+b+k.

  11. AmX15 says:

    Slip N Slide FTW.

  12. BigCountry1369 says:

    View Master FTW…my dad didn’t pick the rocks out of the yard before he laid down the slip ‘n slide so my memories of that aren’t very fond

  13. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it 7,777,777 more times: OoT>all.

    /story

    • StoneColdLemon says:

      hahaha Zelda games are sick and that one is the best one so yeah OoT>all except Halo 3. (i mean cmon i cant do that to bungie :P)

  14. Mizzy says:

    Those who voted GoW2 have never played the ET game, I bet.

  15. A Deaf Boy says:

    Ok really GoW2 is the greatest game ever compared to ET.

  16. gigglepie says:

    What is with you people?! Airwolf FTW! I found my airwolf jacket from when I was a kid, I’m totally giving it to my kids, when I have them. That or Ebay.

  17. Phantom says:

    Seriously? GoW2? Waste of time? :( I loved beating that game with my buddy. I still play the multiplayer all the time. Ahhh, fond memories :) And, honestly, I believe Ocarina of Time to be the single greatest video game ever made for a console (I say console because that’s pretty much all I’ve ever played). Even better than H3 :/

  18. lol I have a viewmaster!

    • bs angel says:

      View-Masters rock, seriously. How awesome would a Halo View-Master reel be?!

  19. Necromas says:

    It’s a shame perfect dark never got very popular, it made so many improvements over goldeneye.

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