I would probably be the small rav4 that’s stuck in a ditch 40 miles from the race course, facing the opposite direction, and stuck listening an endless repeat of all those awful songs from the Need for Speed games.
I would be the random bum walking down the freeway who comes up to you to ask for “hooch.” When you say “no,” I would flip you the bird and then start hitch-hiking for a ride, cursing at every car that drives by, all while thinking I should have gotten a job like my father said instead of spending so much time playing videogames and reading blogs.
My thoughts exactly.
So that bridge and tree are loosing too?
of course theyre losin. theyre hardly moving at all! i think your one of the people who play as the tree or bridge while driving =P
… hmmm… now thats a game!
play as obstacles and try to knock out as many racers as possible!
i have to call vin diesel, he will make that into a game, hes crazy like that
but he could slipstream to get past and to get a points multiplier!
But wait… what if its a driving backwards race? wouldnt they therefor be winnning?
I’m the pink car, totally thinking I’m winning but off doing the complete wrong thing!
pssst I think it’s red >>
No way. It’s clearly pink!
NO IM THE PINK CAR!!!!! or is it me AND bs angel?
0_o It’s red!
:P
its a light red
you’re clearly winning in your own way
*in marcus voice*
Nice!
i think i would be the car thats losing to the white van
I would probably be the small rav4 that’s stuck in a ditch 40 miles from the race course, facing the opposite direction, and stuck listening an endless repeat of all those awful songs from the Need for Speed games.
Beat that.
I would be the random bum walking down the freeway who comes up to you to ask for “hooch.” When you say “no,” I would flip you the bird and then start hitch-hiking for a ride, cursing at every car that drives by, all while thinking I should have gotten a job like my father said instead of spending so much time playing videogames and reading blogs.
WIN!
You just didn’t play the RIGHT videogames.
But what if you turn the mirror around?
want
Objects in mirror are liable to throw one of those dogfucking blue shells at you.
LOL
Or you are simply losing and the leader is just about to pass you.
I saw this for the first time about 5 hours ago, on /b/…
seen it before but still funny
Damn you…! Because of this picture I just lost the game. And my work colleagues think I’m mental.
Damnit! Now I lost the game too!
Needs blue sparks.
TURBO!!!
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