Do Not Disturb

March 20, 2009 by 24 Comments

Sometimes I feel like I should apologize for my extremely immature sense of humor. This is one of those times. It’s already well established that I have a thing for Spartan pr0n, but it has always been in static image form. This time though there’s an actual video to feed my peculiar fetish. The description claims it isn’t set up, but honestly it doesn’t matter anyways because the pose and the physics node reaction in the groin of the fallen Spartan is beyond perfect. If you watch this strangely arousing 43 second clip (high definition it baby!), I probably owe you an apology for offending your sensitive delicacies. By the way, I hope you aren’t keeping track of how many amends I owe you. I have a feeling it’s way past the counting on your fingers and toes point.

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HMB’s Video Game March Madness: 1st Round Girl/Sex Division

March 20, 2009 by 26 Comments

hmb's video game march madness

Welcome to Hawty McBloggy’s Video Game March Madness, where the traditional participants of college basketball teams have been replaced with your favorite video games! This is the first round of games in the Girl You’re Trying to Have Sex With Division. Confused? Lost? Have no idea what you are doing here? Go read up about the tournament specifics here.

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Rorschach Inkblot Test – Assembly

March 20, 2009 by 77 Comments

Whenever we are blessed with a new batch of multiplayer maps, I always get excited for two primary reasons. The first one is playing on them of course, and the second one is getting a chance to revisit one of my favorite frivolous Friday activities, the Halo 3 Heatmap Rorschach Inkblot Tests. Basically we look at a global heatmap and attempt to decipher exactly what it looks like. Before we dig into a new image, let’s recap the last one we did which was an astounding five months ago. When faced with the image of Cold Storage, Skibur said it looks like a “guy who has just done a poop on the floor and is walking on his knees to a desk with a computer on it.” While I instantly saw what he was referring to, the most popular answer (first given by Crunchbite) was that of an iron.

iron

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Call of Duty: World at War Play & Win Sweepstakes

March 19, 2009 by 10 Comments

Call of Duty: World at War Play & Win Sweepstakes

From Xbox.com :

Play as a U.S. Marine or Russian conscript across a variety of European and Pacific infantry, vehicle, and airborne missions in Call of Duty: World at War. “No One Fights Alone” takes on a new meaning as you can complete the entire single player campaign with up to four players online. Complete unique co-op challenges to earn rewards and bragging rights.

To celebrate the availability of a new map pack for this explosive adventure, we’ve got a big Play & Win Sweepstakes with thousands of dollars in prizes up for grabs. You could win a complete home theater system, some cool Call of Duty swag, or other great prizes just by registering and downloading the new map or playing a multiplayer game of World at War between March 19 – 22, 2009.

Four Grand Prizes of a Samsung 46-inch 1080p LCD HDTV, a Samsung 1200W 5.1-Ch. XM-Ready Home Theater System with Upconvert DVD Player, and two Ultra Series 1000 HDMI A/V Monster Cables will be given away along with numerous other prizes. This contest is open to residents of the United States and Canada (excluding Quebec).

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Filed under Video Games, Win Cool Shit, Xtreme Xbox

HMB’s Video Game March Madness: 1st Round Sidekick Division

March 19, 2009 by 34 Comments

hmb's video game march madness

Welcome to Hawty McBloggy’s Video Game March Madness, where the traditional participants of college basketball teams have been replaced with your favorite video games! This is the first round of games in the Sidekick Division. Confused? Lost? Have no idea what you are doing here? Go read up about the tournament specifics here.

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