Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil 5

Resident Evil 5

HMB’s Video Game March Madness: 2nd Round Girl/Sex Division

hmb's video game march madness

Welcome to Hawty McBloggy’s Video Game March Madness, where the traditional participants of college basketball teams have been replaced with your favorite video games! This is the second round of games in the Girl You’re Trying to Have Sex With Division. Confused? Lost? Have no idea what you are doing here? Go read up about the tournament specifics here.

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Chronicles of ODS Steve: Detour (#19)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

ods steve

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Immediate Action Required

developer showdown

I’m trying to contact everyone about The Escapist’s 2009 March Mayhem: Developer’s Showdown. Right now that site is running a vote for Round 2 in the West Division and Bungie is losing to Square Enix by about 175 votes and the voting ends TONIGHT.

I received that vital morsel of information via an email from roaring pigeon approximately 56 minutes ago. I don’t like to tell people whom to vote for as I prefer everybody to follow their hearts* so instead I will simply give easy to follow instructions on how to complete the voting process.

1. Register here which includes validating your account via email
2. Navigate your way to the West Division Tournament page
3. Click the white bubble to the left of the developer of your choice and then hit submit
4. Follow the current standings if so desired

*Vote Bungie or I’ll bash your face in

Mongoose Acrobatics

Negotiating a vehicle amongst the narrow and grenade filled corridors of Orbital often results in disaster, but it’s occasionally the source of hilarity as well. While we don’t necessarily need the painfully slow 30 second lead-in to this video (quit wasting my fucking time people!), the neverending wheelie more than makes up for it. Every time you think the Mongoose is going to fall, it just keeps going. And going. And going. And going. Well, as long as it can go in a just over a minute video where half of it is comprised of filler. Yes, I have a short attention span! Feel free to sue me after you’re done wasting 45 seconds of your life watching this video. See what I did there? I made the assumption you were bright enough to fast forward through the boring and irrelevant part. You can thank me by not suing. Jerk.

Source [Bungie.net]

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