Friday Caption Fun, Round 40

I leave Saturday morning for a week long vacation. I was already excited, but I got even more excited when I saw that Rocket Race was this weekend’s Halo 3 double EXP playlist. Why you may be wondering? Because the last time I played this gametype in Multiteam, my friend and I (who had the all too common misfortune of being split up) both spawned as VIPs and had partners who refused to drive. We spent the entirety of the game standing on top of a base on Sandtrap hoping the indicator would spawn directly under us (it never did). Rocket Race would probably be fun if the randoms of matchmaking played it the way it was meant to be played, but enough about the douchebags who don’t have enough braincells to follow an objective. Let’s instead recap the last set of captions we did then have some fun with yet another screenshot!

• “When the Halo Series ended, many flood infection forms were laid off. Fortunately some found jobs working for Steam as head crabs.” (Mags89)
• “Grandma Yipyip, when did you get here?” (CrazedOne1988)
• “Little did Flapyip know that teasing one’s hair went out of style a few hundred years ago.” (Mizzy)
• “♪♫ …but I did not shoot the Master Chief. ♫♪” (RandomSauce)
• “Ninip tried to get off the methane and try a more ‘herbal’ gas. HE thought it was fantastical. But so did the parasite.” (retinence)
• “Nintendo decided to cancel the cross-over game when they realized that Bungie had a very different idea in mind concerning the design of Metroids.” (Sane Intolerant)
• “Is it a BLUE spider!?” (xp194)
• “Gee, your Flood smells terrific!” (Mace Windex)
• “Methane: It only takes once.” (Tactful)

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