HMB’s Video Game March Madness: 2nd Round Girl/Sex Division
March 25, 2009 22 Comments

Welcome to Hawty McBloggy’s Video Game March Madness, where the traditional participants of college basketball teams have been replaced with your favorite video games! This is the second round of games in the Girl You’re Trying to Have Sex With Division. Confused? Lost? Have no idea what you are doing here? Go read up about the tournament specifics here.
1st Round Girl/Sex Division Results:
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Game 26
Game 27
Game 28
Game 29
Game 30
Game 31
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Woohoo Tetris! I got this first Votes!
That was an easy one, Tetris is a classic and I hate Metal Gear games. (sorry Metal Gear fans…)
i love tetris, you should try the ds one they have some fun modes in there.
Sadface. Arcadey/puzzle games are fun but I’ve loved Metal Gear since Snakes Revenge. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy sorting out falling blocks or gorgeing myself on yellow pills as much as the next guy. But I always have and always will be a story motivated individual.
I still don’t understand how Lara Croft didn’t make this category…
The name of the division has nothing to do with the games in them. There are just four standard catagories of video game characters (hero, villain, sidekick, and victim). I’m pretty sure angel has already said this.
never saw that. k
Fallout 3 is one of the best games ever made. Plain and simple.
I agree.
agreed!!
It was a tough decision between FO3 and MP…
both were the first FPS titles in their respective series, and both were incredibly awesome. Metroid Prime for me!
I agree, Fallout and Metroid Prime were two of the best games. I chose Fallout 3, because it had one thing that stood above the rest: MIRV Experimental Launcher.
Alpha, I believe this is the “Girls you are trying to have sex with” division….not the “game that has the cooler weapons” division.
FFVII vs Goldeneye? Oh cruel cruel fate. I loved both of those games…
The battle of the 7′s is a tough one.
I’d rather play GoldenEye over FF7, but I think FF7 is the better game. There are very few games that have had a longer impact on gaming than FF7.
~B.B.
Longer? Yes. Bigger? No.
i feel your pain, i was scrolling and saw goldeneye first and went to vote… then i saw it was ff7. i think angel enjoys crushing our dreams.
For me, this was one of the hardest battles to pick. I had Halo CE and Chrono Trigger, FF7 and 007, and then finally OoT and HCE in the final.
All of them were terrible to try to decide. Although most of those decisions have been made for me because of how the brackets have gone so far.
This is all a game of schadenfreude to BS Angel. She should talk to Shishka.
~B.B.
I love crushing your dreams Araknoros! Don’t tell me you’re just now figuring that out though, … ;)
Always Goldeneye. Had some great times blasting my mates on that, plus it led to the original Perfect Dark.
I can’t believe Starcraft got knocked out. Aw well, at least there’s still KotOR.
i just love reading everyone’s responses. at least we now know that angel has a taste for the dark side “I love crushing your dreams…”