Mongoose Acrobatics

Negotiating a vehicle amongst the narrow and grenade filled corridors of Orbital often results in disaster, but it’s occasionally the source of hilarity as well. While we don’t necessarily need the painfully slow 30 second lead-in to this video (quit wasting my fucking time people!), the neverending wheelie more than makes up for it. Every time you think the Mongoose is going to fall, it just keeps going. And going. And going. And going. Well, as long as it can go in a just over a minute video where half of it is comprised of filler. Yes, I have a short attention span! Feel free to sue me after you’re done wasting 45 seconds of your life watching this video. See what I did there? I made the assumption you were bright enough to fast forward through the boring and irrelevant part. You can thank me by not suing. Jerk.

Source [Bungie.net]

6 Responses to Mongoose Acrobatics

  1. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    I saw this, and loved it.
    The music here made the whole thing complete.

  2. COL0NEL SANDERS says:

    Negotiating a mongoose? That doesn’t really sound right….
    lol

    Great video though.
    ;)

  3. soulofaqua says:

    -pouts- I’m no jerk! -cocky turns his head away from you with his chin high and fold his arms over eachother-

  4. pancho says:

    sued

    • bs angel says:

      Damn it. ;)

  5. NartFOpc says:

    That was pretty amazing

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