Do Not Disturb
March 20, 2009 24 Comments
Sometimes I feel like I should apologize for my extremely immature sense of humor. This is one of those times. It’s already well established that I have a thing for Spartan pr0n, but it has always been in static image form. This time though there’s an actual video to feed my peculiar fetish. The description claims it isn’t set up, but honestly it doesn’t matter anyways because the pose and the physics node reaction in the groin of the fallen Spartan is beyond perfect. If you watch this strangely arousing 43 second clip (high definition it baby!), I probably owe you an apology for offending your sensitive delicacies. By the way, I hope you aren’t keeping track of how many amends I owe you. I have a feeling it’s way past the counting on your fingers and toes point.
theres always a guy watching in the corner (with a big hammer too). Why is there always a guy in the corner watching? Why!??!
i think its the same guy as the dead body… at first seeking revenge… and then simply walking away in confusion…
or maybe there was audio where the black spartan yells “no no dont kill me now, let me finish first”
my friend used to do this to people all the time but they would never let him finish… so he started playing L4D instead and plays as the boomer
Sorry…. I think I was disturbed…
This was more hilarious than arousing. But hey, who am I to judge? ;]
That’s hilarious.
I wouldn’t have called that arousing but… whatever floats you boat, right?
bow chicka bow wow
hey chicka bump bump
This was one of those situations in which I viewed the clip, in its entirety, with an expression of ardent attentiveness; straight-faced with a slightly furrowed brow to indicate concentration on the subject matter. At the end of the clip, I calmly proceeded to set my headphones down and head to the kitchen to get a glass of orange juice. As I began to pour said beverage, up from my gullywerts bubbled the most obscene of chortles, escalating into a parade of laughter, much like a marching band storming into a monastery, and instead of batons bouncing back down from the sky, instead fell tears across my convulsing cheeks as I bent over as a man condemned and steadied myself against wave after wave of absurd celebration washed over my senses until I could not easily see nor breathe until some few minutes later.
The last time anything similar this happened, I had just witnessed a cop on the street near my house in Austin, Texas pull over an old lady to write her a speeding ticket. There are many hills, very steep ones at that, in Austin and this police officer had apparently not made it a habit to engage his emergency brake at every possible opportunity. In his zealous rush to cite the elderly maid, his car began to back away at a hesitant crawl and by the time he noticed it was gone, it was rolling at a very impressive clip down the hill, backwards I might add. He began to chase after it, futilely so, only to reach the halfway point of the hill before the car careened through a privacy fence into the swimming pool of a house set for sale. As the cop proceeded to get wet, the old lady calmly drove away and I found myself nearly 3 blocks away and 5 minutes later before the laughter hit me like the pale horse of Armageddon. This was very much similar to that and for that, angel, I thank you.
P.S. – You’re a very dirty girl. Dirty dirty. *shakes finger*
Ha, nice.
Wow, that’s a long comment. Are we going to get a IH3VotW now?
hard to believe that ppl actually have youtube channels full of these now….
Vomiting, convulsions and anaphylactic shock are not fun, I now know since watching this video.
Me luv u long time 2 Angel!
~B.B.
Apparently there’s been some debate over whether or not I’m stayin’ on the full 10 seconds.
big surprise he wears the katana.
I hate the katana. It seems so out of place.
Especially when sucky people wear it, ’cause you just know they’re constantly getting hit in the katana with sniper bullets, which wouldv’e just sailed by if they had let go of their childhood dream of being a ninja. There’s no purpose for the katana aside from showing your band buddies from school that you have the same level of skill as the millions of other katana-wearing players who have almost made it as overplayed as Hayabusa.
my new favorite video.
Notice the thrust:
This player uses the Hold To Crouch setting, which is a somewhat unorthodox strategy for teabagging. However, that would be debatable depending on your style. For instance:
If you usually kill people from behind, the Hold To Crouch setting would be ideal, as it would appear more twitchy and therefore more realistic. (At least, from the rear)
However, the Toggle Crouch setting is much more old school, and more popular. But when it comes down to it, it’s all about comfortability.
I use Hold-to-Crouch style, but I toggle my joystick twice as fast.
=D
I use Hold to Crouch because it’s much more visually appealing.
WTF!!?!?!?!?
That’s the way we roll here at Hawty McBloggy!