He’s So Creamy

can master chief

I often say Master Chief looks good enough to eat because let’s face it, he really does. He’s tall, dark, and handsome, all the necessary prerequisites for officially qualifying as tasty. If I ever found myself in a situation where I could lean over and nibble ever so softly upon his ear, I would venture a guess that he would taste similar to Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because, as you can tell from this rather unique creation, he’s obviously made of yams, creamed corn, and mixed vegetables. Shaped by the Spartan-loving members of ODU ASME, this towering recreation of Master Chief’s helmet was constructed with precariously balanced cans of food. Unfortunately though he’s been stuck with a plasma grenade (assembled from a sphere of backlit Gatorade bottles). Whether it’s from me or that glowing blue orb of light, Master Chief is probably going to explode any second now.

16 Responses to He’s So Creamy

  1. HRY says:

    SWEET

  2. Yellow Six says:

    There’s more corn there than a One One Se7en strip.

    • pittofdoom says:

      I doubt that.

  3. JLay says:

    Imagine if the guys in the picture had dedicated that much energy into meeting women! “Sure, I’d love to ask out that one girl in my robotics class, but I have a date with 7 other dudes this Friday to stack cans of corn into a Master Chief helmet…” This looks like a scene from Big Bang Theory!

    • bs angel says:

      All he would have to do is ask the gal to join him on this project. Who could say no to that?!

  4. BerserkerBarage says:

    Wow… I remember what it was like to be a college student with soo much free time on my hands. Wait…no I don’t! I worked 2 jobs during college!!

    Dammit! Why didn’t I ever get to do cool shit like this?

    ~B.B.

    • bs angel says:

      I’m tempted to go out and get a job stocking at a grocery store just so I can do this!

  5. Morpheus says:

    Yep, WAY too much time on their hands.

  6. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    Didn’t see it at first, until I read the description; silly me.

  7. ElDrJanItor says:

    I could swear that the guy on the lower left is Yahtzee.

  8. BARBARIC RAGE says:

    “Canned Meat”- random Brute.

  9. MGH1138 says:

    He’s tall, dark, and handsome

    He’s tall, green, wears a helmet, and has a little blue naked chick running around in his head…sounds like an MMO’er to me.

    • soulofaqua says:

      lol well played.

  10. Socket says:

    Too rectangular…it needs more…Roundness..

    Oh well, good job anyway!

  11. SonOfKitFisto says:

    so epic pretty =]

  12. DethPwn says:

    Bake me… When you need me.

    Chief, what’re you doin on that ship?
    Sir, finishing this meal!

    Lol… I never get tired of this!

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