She Plays with the YAMD Skull Turned On
March 9, 2009 54 Comments
Perhaps you have seen a Halo-themed collectible that has piqued your interest but not enough for you to actually buy it. If the one thing that is capable of pushing you over the purchasing edge is an adult film star/Penthouse Pet, open your wallet because buying time has officially arrived. Offered up on eBay by Teagan Presley (winner of numerous awards including 2004 Teen Cream Dream, 2004 Best 3-Way, and more currently 2009 Best Solo Sex Scene) is a life size Halo 2 Master Chief statue. The listing says she is “selling one of Mr. Teagan’s prized possessions” and considering she filed for divorce from her husband back in July 2008, chances are this is one of the casualties from their failed marriage. Fret not though because with a starting bid of just $1,000 USD, his loss can be your gain! In case you are still on the fence about the monetary investment, let the included autographed 4″x6″ picture of her with the Chief further tempt you. Don’t get your hopes up too much though as she clearly states she won’t sleep with the winner nor will she show her boobs. Guess you’ll have to find one of her movies for that.
Woah…
and this is where google comes in.
Well. Huh. That’s… pretty much all I can manage at the moment.
That would look so awesome in my living room….Talking about MC of course.
I like how she’s wearing a shirt and a belt.
That’s no belt…It’s a pair of short-shorts!
YAMD skull?
I’m missing some sexual reference, aren’t I?
I’m hoping someone will guess what that stands for, …
… You are my daddy? Wild guess. Probably wrong, too.
That’s exactly it! LOL, … I knew someone would get the obscure made up reference. :)
$350 shipping… yikes.
Wait a sec…if she got divorced from him, what right does she have to sell his property unless she ASKED for it in the divorce proceedings? Seems like a snaky bitch to me….
Is winning Teen Cream Dream supposed to be an accomplishment?!
Um, porn star?
They aren’t exactly known for their loyalty to one partner.
Being loyal and obtaining property through legal proceedings have nothing to do with each other. I had to study divorce for my bar exam just last month, so her getting the MC statue simply doesn’t make sense to me. What guy would willingly just give that up?
Especially if it’s a prized possession as the listing claims.
I was a little on the fence about buying this but once I realized I get a 4×6 autographed picture of the blonde down in front – I was sold.
However, I didn’t notice right away her and I are currently wearing the same outfit and now I’m not so sure again :(
hmmm..still on the fence.
LOL, … I bet Mendi is one happy camper right now!
Quoted from her listing:
“…No, I won’t show you my boobs or anything else gross…”
Good thing too, I wouldn’t want to see gross boobs anyway. :-D Then again, my wife’s are awesome so I’ve got no worries! I could find much better uses for $1000.
If she thinks showing her boobs is gross, isn’t she in the wrong industry?
“…my boobs or anything else gross”
She isn’t saying necessarily saying her boobs are gross but she is confirming the rest of her is.
Oh I agree it isn’t by necessity, but she certainly seems to be saying it. And that makes me laugh. :D
Your comment about the rest of her reminds of a quote from Stewie from Family Guy. Something about a hot dog and a hallway. I won’t repeat it here… XD
More like $1350 Midnight. Don’t forget shipping!
Something tells me that my fiancee would be less than thrilled about me shelling out over a grand for a Halo statue being sold by a pr0nstar.
I wonder if she will accept payment in all crumpled up $1s?!?!
~B.B.
I still can’t get over that she is selling his MC statue. I mean… what a b*tch.
That’s what he get for marrying a pr0nstar. I mean, it’s her JOB to cheat on him. Has to put a strain on their relationship.
I want to know how in the hell she managed to get ownership of it.
TP: “Okay, you bastard! You can keep the Ferrari, but the Chief stays with ME!!”
TP’s Husband: “…Okay, were you expecting an argument?”
You’re assuming the porn star part WAS the strain. She probably nagged him about too much Halo!
Hey, his loss is our gain. :D
would she accept $1350 in gummy peenorzes?
do you think if i put a couple of bucks in her panties or bra then do you think i’ll see boobs?
a porn star who thinks sex is gross oh no its a paradox
she assumes anyone would want to have sex with her. i’m all about sexual freedom but sex with a pornstarr is where i draw the line.
She seemed so sincere, too.
She was cool until she got implants.
she claims to be the real teagan presley, but i agree with mirel, are those her real boobs??!!! she’d never fit into a suit of mark vi with that set
Well it is designed for a 7ish foot tall person. I’d think there would be enough room in there, if a little tight.
do i have to say it??? thats what she said
As Master Chief says…
“T1ts or gtfo!!!!”
But that’s one hot statue >.>
Wait, there’s a statue in that picture?!
channer. but i agree.
fap fap fap
Screw the MC statue!
Im pretty sure i seen about 2 of her films, before.. :)
Now Angel knows what she has to do to get a bunch of hits on a thread.
Rhymes with “hits.”
Clearly the answer is “armpits” … and if I would have known it was that easy, I would have shown ‘em a long time ago!
Maybe if she was an attractive woman I might care, she just looks like a unclassy whore.
She’s a schlong jockey. What did you expect?
Teagan! <3 How odd to find these two things related haha.
I thought of this, and just had to share it:
“I wanna Tea-bag her, if you know what I mean…”
:D
Teabag Teagan?
I see what you did there.
Atlanta, GA huh? I may have to see if I can check that out in person!
Oh gawd, Pete…
I wouldn’t buy this only because you could most likely pay one of the guys from 405th to make a wearable one for that price. As for Little Miss I’m-A-Bumper-Jumper-Tee-Hee, I think her callous ways will do her more harm than help in the future. I for one would never let that piece of Hawt Sauce slip through my fingers! (And I didn’t mean the whore!)
ive never heard of her, and her boobs look fake. which sucks. anyway, i still cant picture owning a statue that big, i would have no place to put it.
Does she come with the statue too? Or at least deliver it with a smile like that? That’d be sweet.
ya lol i got the YAMD thing right when i saw
lol prety funny
It took me til QoB said it, then I nearly pissed myself!