All You Can Eat Pac-Dots Buffet
March 2, 2009 17 Comments
Say you’ve been dating someone for a while now, a gal who, despite release dates of several years ago, still gets incredible amounts of enjoyment out of retro video games. You are more than ready to take things to the next level; in fact you know the perfect pick-up line but are unfortunately lacking the required coordinating accessories that guarantee success. Lucky for you there is an amazing set of Pac-Man neon lights on eBay currently up for grabs to the highest bidder. After securing and setting up your purchase, guide her into your bedroom, turn off the lights, and let the super awesome wokka wokka wokka lamps cast a vibrantly colorful glow upon the room. Once you seductively say, “Fancy a game of Pac-Man? I’ll be Pac-Man, you can be the pellets, and I’ll eat you all night long,” you can bet it will officially be game on.
Source [technabob]
Dejavu.
Were it so easy.
There’s this chick work in a local supermarket that’s awesome. And I’d love to gobble her up with some nom nom action. But alas, I don’t need to go in there everyday.
Her name is Jade and her eyes very much live up to that emerald brilliance; olive skin, silken brown hair that slinks about her shoulders. That Spanish, lithe, free-spirit type. I’m guessing she’s 21/22.
I’ve already used the ‘only reason I come in here’ line; to which she fumbled my change (usually a sign of inner workings but who can say for sure, amirite?).
We’ve had glib conversations since but I need to sparkle without the use of Pac-man. What can I do, oh Agony Angel?
Hey, this could be a new section, using your feminine charm to help losers such as myself worm their ways into hot chick’s affections!
Does it have to be just chicks? ;)
Give it another three lonely months, mate, and you might be right ( I wondered why I couldn’t keep my eyes of Brad Pitt’s glutes in Burn After Reading). :D
Lawlz. TMI? STFU!
These are cool. I don’t think they’ll get anyone laid, but they’re cool. I want.
Oh my. ._.;
These ones are cute! Oh and it would probably make a girl give-in with that pick-up line. “You be the dots and I’ll eat you all night long…” Now that’s funny and should work with a Pacman fangirl.
I know, right? No girl in her right mind could resist that!
Is there only one set?
It looks like that particular seller has another set he is auctioning off as individual pieces as well. A little more affordable that way!
Yay! *New tab: eBay*
Me want. How much? Hopefully someone would buy me it because they are great “hint” “hint”
oooh i want them….
& free shipping :)
All these are awesome! I’d totally get all of them, no gaming zone would be complete without them.
““Fancy a game of Pac-Man? I’ll be Pac-Man, you can be the pellets, and I’ll eat you all night long,” you can bet it will officially be game on.”
Most of the girls I know would die from laughter if I said something like that…
these are overflowing with win, any gamer geek needs them in their den!!