Friday Caption Fun, Round 36

If you were planning on playing Team Flag this weekend for your regular dose of double Halo 3 experience, you will be disappointed to find out that the bonus playlist is instead Team Melee. Well, maybe not too disappointed considering the most enjoyable thing to do with the flag is beat someone’s face in with it. You still get to do that with Team Melee so it’s all good, right? Before you rush off to punch the crap out of your friends, why don’t you stick around and read last week’s responses and then try your hand at captioning yet another screenshot, this time taken from a certain sandy not yet released map?

• “After all of the storks had retired, baby Spartans were then delivered by pigeon.” (SPOC XLI)
• “Damn you, Hitchcock, damn youuuuuuuu….!” (Penguin Ninjoid)
• “When the birds in Halo 3 learned they could be shot, immediate action was taken to prevent such absurdity.” (Terminator182)
• “Later, Red would comment the whole experience reminded him of ‘The Neverending Story’, but with more neck pain.” (SonofMacPhisto)
• “Submitted for your approval, a man. A man lost in the stars and his only refuge is that within the mouth of a bird, but even that bird’s mouth is refuged within something else, something we can only call the Twilight Zone.” (Ken Raves)
• “Due to expensive gas prices, the “energy saving” pelican was put into service. God help the marines in the cargo.” (Xaxus)
• “This is the third time I’ve actually spawned INSIDE the bird’s mouth! What the heck?!” (TacoClone)

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