IH3SotW: The Teeth Should Never Touch
February 26, 2009 23 Comments
IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
Author: colbyrules8
now THAT is funny!
nom nom nom
He don’t have a bum…. No gap….
2 Guys, 1 Brute.
LOL! Wait … eeewwww.
Threesomes don’t work quite as well in the Lower Eastside of Kashyyk.
chief is attempting to save arbys nuts but putting the battle rifle barrel in the imediate path of the brute chomper. go chief
The brutes will have their revenge!
“I’ll bite your legs off!”
“What’re you gonna do!? . . . Bleed on me!?”
NO TEETH! NO TEETH!!!!
MC : No Arby, you have to pay first then…
Arby : …..
MC : *Sigh* Pimpin’ ain’t easy…
~B.B.
O_o Might be in your best interest to pay up, Arbiter.
Oh my.
Methinks teh Brute is performing under duress, or at least playing the role of female… and a vamp at that.
The weak duress/dress homophone will kick in soon -you’ll see.
Exactly what is the Chief getting out of all this, other than a blood-spattering front row seat? Unless there’s some female-like shaped anatomy on the back of a Jiralhanae’s head that they -oddly- left out of the games and curiously never mentioned in the books. ;)
I’d say he needs one of these…
http://i.gizmodo.com/5159681/the-blowguard-keeps-teeth-away-from-penises-nsfw
You see that going out the window?
That’s the carnal bond and sense of trust which goes with the loving art of fellatio…
Thanks but no thanks; I’ll put up with any potential hazard and she’ll keep her dignity*! Lmfao
*As dignified as anyone can be on their knees with the male urinating organ lolling about in their mouth. Hey, at least my heart is in the right place, amirite?
Who dreams up this shit? Moreover, has anyone actually agreed to wearing one?!
Lol, I don’t know but honestly I would be a bit worried if I saw someone coming at me with that in there mouth :)
MC: I’ll Help you teach him who’s boss, but watch out he can bite.
NO BALLS NO BALLS!!!
the teabagged fights back!!!!
He bit off more than he can chew
since its 1am where i am now i’ll make up for the lack of posts
In “some” primitive primape socities biting is hawt