Chronicles of ODS Steve: If Only Carmine Had Listened (#15)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

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25 Responses to Chronicles of ODS Steve: If Only Carmine Had Listened (#15)

  1. LordOsiris says:

    I didn’t like it when Carmine died.
    Good work, though.

    • REM says:

      Me too. Sadly, he was the character I related to the most in GoW 2…

      • Whaappened says:

        Ditto, but for his kid brother in GoW2. Poor guy. When he died part of me died too…

        • Lee83 says:

          we all know that there will be a GOW 3 – 5 for the other 3 caramine brothers

  2. Who’s Carmine and why isn’t he listening? I’m so lost :(

    • DeepCee says:

      Didn’t realize it would be confusing if you hadn’t played Gears. Will explain Monkey :)

  3. Is carmine the guy in GoW who wore the helmet to protect himself from sniper, and who ironically was shot? Or is it referring to the opera? I dont know either. But all and all, CoODSTS has been really entertaining and funny.

    • DeepCee says:

      Your right. It’s referring to the character in GoW.

  4. DethPwn says:

    Ha! This made me laugh out loud, which got the attention of those in earlength. Thank’s for making me look insane, DeepCee!

  5. Penguin_Ninjoid says:

    Maybe it’s because the helmets GLOW IN THE FREAKIN’ DARK!

    Killzone has the same problem. Who the hell puts big red lighthouse lamps on their face in the middle of a warzone? I’d running around wrapped in a garbage bag with newspapers and dead cats glued to it. I’d be a bigger wussy than Solid Snake in a box, but at least I’d survive:

    Alien/Monster soldier: “Commander! It’s dusk and everything’s a boring shade of brown! What do I shoot?”

    Commander: “Shoot the big blue glowy dots that are bouncing from chest-high-wall to chest-high-wall. That’s the bad guys.”

    Soldier: “What about that trashbag with the dead cat on it?”

    Commander: “….”

    Solder: “…..”
    Commander: “….what about it?”

    *Sound a grenade landing at their feet as a trashbag with a dead cat stuck to it scuttles down the alley, deeper into the shadows.*

    • mendicantbias00 says:

      o_O Who’s cat?

      • Penguin_Ninjoid says:

        One of the ones from the lolcat thread. He’s only pretending to be dead, though. I paid him 1/2 a gram of catnip and 1 hour in Petsmart with all the mice uncaged.

    • Whaappened says:

      Lol Solid Snake in a box
      1. Cut a hole in the box
      2. Infiltrate in that box
      3. Blow the lid off the box (silently)
      And that’s the way we do it.

  6. mendicantbias00 says:

    I loves Steve’s smile in the last panel!

    • bs angel says:

      He looks so cute with the bandanna on!

  7. davyboy94 says:

    same here mendi lol nice work DeepC

  8. Mysterioso2006 says:

    lol

  9. Araknoros says:

    Gears of ODST is shaping up to be hilarious. keep up the good work. (porr pink dude)

  10. seVen says:

    I miss the old ODS Steve. When it stuck to HALO.

    • DeepCee says:

      haven’t forgotten its roots seVen :)

      • seVen says:

        :)

  11. spact says:

    i have a feeling the pink guy is gunna get sniped

  12. SonOfKitFisto says:

    regulation bandanna lmao!!!
    pink guy will die!!!!

  13. Rune Of Red says:

    I want ODST stuff… :-p

  14. Lee83 says:

    lol this will be funny

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