Playing Halo Must Have Been Crossed Off the List

I’m going to assume “360s” means Xbox 360s. Because I’m cool.

ways to be cool

18 Responses to Playing Halo Must Have Been Crossed Off the List

  1. COL0NEL SANDERS says:

    If that’s the list for being cool, consider me Miles Davis.

    ;)

  2. soulofaqua says:

    Let’s see….
    learn to speak european, check since I was a child. Ha!
    grow facial hair, check. Waiting for my goatee to grow longer so I can braid it =3
    helmets, check. Orange Nazi helmet replica. Don’t worry I’m not Nazi, the helmet is just cool.
    Leather Jackets, check. One leather biker jacket, One 1977 Koninklijke Marechaussee(dutch police) leather coat.
    Irony…. what!?
    wear all black, can be arranged.
    online friendships, check, check, check and check!
    360′s, whether it is a 360 flip or an Xbox 360. Check
    porno extreme…. whoah I let that one pass.
    eat more meat…. even more than an all meat diet!?

    yup.. I’m cool enough.

  3. elpolloguapo says:

    where did this come from?

    • bs angel says:

      You have to chase a lot of links to find the original, and even then I’m not sure who actually wrote it. Click my image to go to where I found it, then continue on from there to trace its origin.

  4. ReverendTiki says:

    Can speaking American replace speak european?

    • Viktim says:

      Only if you do so with a French or Italian accent.

  5. nixproto says:

    learn to speak European? umm… that’s a language now?
    this is very funny tho. and yes playing halo was obviously crossed off because who hasnt done so?!

  6. StephaBon says:

    Ambercroombie and Flitch? never heard of that one. lol. We obviously know he (presumably he) isn’t cool yet.

    • Damnit, you beat me to it. I was going to point out the oo.

  7. DeepCee says:

    Lol at last one
    Hangout w/ Steve

    • Whaappened says:

      You mean ODSteve, of course. Or Steve Carell. Or ODSteve Carell.

    • bs angel says:

      Dude, I’m even cooler than I thought because I have done that one too. w00t!

  8. Rhamsey says:

    “eat more meat”
    thats what she said

  9. cbd says:

    Hmm, might not want to make you own movie, if you have ever heard of Manos: The Hands of Fate then you might have an idea why…

    • Chewbeccawacca says:

      Heh, I made my own movie. It was a project back in High School. Historical fiction movie. Title: PIRATES! It was about Robin Hood meeting Zorro and battling to the death. I have a copy of it somewhere. Ah good times…. *reminisces*

  10. Excardon says:

    I just need to hang out with Steve and I am officially cool.

    That bastard never returns my calls.

  11. MGH1138 says:

    The “EXXXTREEMMME” reference immediately made me think of MST3k. I miss that show.

    See Mike and Bots be extreme here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JePOUmbkixA

  12. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    And let’s not forget joining the cool kids’ club.

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