Hawty McBloggy’s Guide to Selling Video Games on eBay
February 22, 2009 41 Comments
While selling goods online is typically an easy process, actually making money from that venture is not quite so simple. For those people looking to maximize their profits, I have created a straightforward guide for selling your video game-related products on eBay. Continue reading for a surefire method of attracting numerous buyers to your less than average auction.
AGH MY EYES
Your eyes? MY EYES!!
Sales pitch FAIL
Im sold how much for the chick?
… Oh wait the drum set right… >_>
id bid on her chair… =D
I was like “eeeewwwhhhhoooooaaaaaaa”
Lol
Well, there goes my need for breakfast
I would buy from the first guy. Someone like that would take excellent care of their gaming materials.
LOL – yeah, you’re probably right.
Stereotype and Logic fail:
Look at the dude’s body?! I wouldn’t buy a pen from the guy because I don’t know what he’d have used it for.
At least with the Bimbo, you know the Drumset’s never been touched; amirite?
How many hot airheads do you know tap stick? (although she is banging) Probably buys Velcro Strap Bras to avoid overheating her brain.
Stereotypes confirmed and pigeonholed:
Obese Gamertard: Status: Ridiculed: Check!
Hot Blonde Bimbotard: Status: Ridiculed: Check!
My work here is done…
;)
Best lol all day.
wtf, the second pic is the wrong way, theres a girl blocking the drum set. can somebody shop her out… man, perfectly good picture of a drum set ruined by some half naked chick
I agree, she makes the drumset look like a gynaecologist’s chair.
That guy has an interesting body… :/
I propose dissection. For the sake of science, of course.
good times… GEWD TIMES.
Oh gawd…
She’s not my type. I’d honestly be less interested by the drumset.
The whole ‘Use some potentially airheaded bimbo with fake bewbz to sell crappy stuff’ tactic just pisses me off and makes me not want to by stuff. Not only does it objectify women and further a negative male stereotype, it also assumes that the viewer cannot make up their own mind about a product’s worth. Ever noticed how the crappier the beer tastes, the hotter the women in the commercials are? >_>
I’d probably by from the fat tattooed dude. Why? Well one, he’s got a WoW poster behind him and probably appreciates gaming and game peripherals to a far greater degree than Miss I-Like-Joysticks-Heehee and as such understands a buyer’s need for a quality product, even if that product is used. He would also probably explain any problems with the set and why he’s selling it. IE- Rock Band’s note-hit-detection system is broken.
Oh and he looks like a really fun dude. I’d like to throw back from tasty wine coolers and play some Halo with him. He’d probably beat me but then I could punch him on the shoulder and say “Yeah, but I’m skinnier!” and he’d say “Pssh, I am 73h s3xx0rs!”
you know i said the same thing a couple posts ago, only about 2000 times shorter
:)
LOL
This.
So having ‘other’ gaming paraphernalia in the picture substantiates one’s knowledge of said interest? I got naked women on every wall in my house, doesn’t mean I’m good with them when I get ‘em in that state!
That’s like saying I’m excellent in the sack because I got loads of pron… (I am of course but not because I practice self-abu- nevermind).
Anyway, your gaming preferences don’t make you any more reliable. Guy bought Rockband FFS.
What can ya say, sex sells.
Dont care how shitty the product is, if a hot chick says buy it, im buying. Nuff said :)
i dont know, but im pretty sure that the guy has a bigger rack.
OH GOD!
That is worse then the naked teapot seller.
So no one is interested in buying my Rock Band set?!?!?
Well screw all of you!
Can’t you see that I need the money to support my raiding habits on WoW?!?!
~B.B.
I think my marketing ploy worked rather well, as seen here…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/futureman138/GTABatCookieMonster.jpg
Best marketing ploy ever!
Damn brilliant.
Funny thing, her drum set it a lot better than the official rock band one. A gadget-fiend friend of mine has that $300 drum set. Its freakin badass.
No one is asking the real question, who is being sold with the game?
Yes, that is the real question isn’t it lol?
I cannot even begin to tell you all how f***ed up I feel now.
That guy’s bewbs look like he’s got two blind puppies under his arms; maybe if he’d worn a bra to perk them up a bit, he’d have gotten rid.
Hey I remember that girl -skank owes me a hundred notes for a drumset that never arrived! She’s a BAD MONKEY!
I was like…
“OMGWHOA!!!!!”
I still disagree with using sex to sell a freakin’ drumset.
Does she come with the drum set?
xD
I sure hope so :D
I didn’t notice the drum set in the 2nd picture until someone in the comments mentioned them…
I agree .I just see 2 bongos drums
Game? What game? All I saw was Jabba the Hutt, and a really hot blond….