I am a stickler about giving credit where credit is due. Considering the fact there were no sources accredited with this tale, you can safely assume it is indeed mine. :)
A multi-tasker; clever kid. One day he’ll make you proud…
Sometimes I get really flustered when I’m on a mission; like how frequent should I spank? How often should I make compliments on technique before I just sound fawning and desperate? Button tweaking in concentric circles or opposite directions? Should I attempt to tap the O ingame? How long must I wait in our relationship before I suggest the Zelda Role Play with me as the Princess? ;)
Gaming is so much easier than dating.
I let out a nervous laughter with the last girl playing with my Joystick, because it was a Hospital Nurse’s Dorm room and there was a class in the next block. She’s never called since, won’t even answer her phone. Maybe she prefers Joypads to Joysticks; y’know, something smaller with a more sensitive button. Yeah, I’ll settle for that excuse in place of outright rejection -she’s a lemon.
I wish my Mother would have had such a liberal attitude when she caught me under the Kitchen dining table with my hand in Stacy King’s knickers; I was seven and she was eight yet it was me that got the beating and she just got sent home! Talk about age discrimination.
I also think that might have been the first time I had ever been called a ‘deviant’. Not the last mind; the last was by a Judge…
Typical woman!
Man pursues her over seven worlds, kills thousands, collects all manner of items in his quest to win her over and she’s still unimpressed. I say let her rot; just go for the big coinage and pimp the Kart.
Hell after a few years, maybe even Toad would start to seem appealing. LOL
I’m sorry but I’m going to have to report you for improper use of the word “currency”. Please be on the lookout for an email from Lansdown regarding this issue. Thanks.
What the HELL? I am now thoroughly scared in the Head!
HAHAHA! That is just priceless.
I’m glad my pain can’t be bought with Mastercard.
It’s the one boss battle I always win!
PEED MY PANTS!
Lol… wut?
Be this your tale, Hawty or is this just something some else told you… urr
I am a stickler about giving credit where credit is due. Considering the fact there were no sources accredited with this tale, you can safely assume it is indeed mine. :)
since when do you have kids? or were you kidding? i can never tell. :P
A multi-tasker; clever kid. One day he’ll make you proud…
Sometimes I get really flustered when I’m on a mission; like how frequent should I spank? How often should I make compliments on technique before I just sound fawning and desperate? Button tweaking in concentric circles or opposite directions? Should I attempt to tap the O ingame? How long must I wait in our relationship before I suggest the Zelda Role Play with me as the Princess? ;)
Gaming is so much easier than dating.
I let out a nervous laughter with the last girl playing with my Joystick, because it was a Hospital Nurse’s Dorm room and there was a class in the next block. She’s never called since, won’t even answer her phone. Maybe she prefers Joypads to Joysticks; y’know, something smaller with a more sensitive button. Yeah, I’ll settle for that excuse in place of outright rejection -she’s a lemon.
One day make me proud? He’s coming up with priceless innuendos at a tenderly young age. You can bet I’m already proud! ::sniff::
And lovely tale as well, LOL!
If this makes you proud, I’d HATE to see you brimming with pride!
I wish my Mother would have had such a liberal attitude when she caught me under the Kitchen dining table with my hand in Stacy King’s knickers; I was seven and she was eight yet it was me that got the beating and she just got sent home! Talk about age discrimination.
I also think that might have been the first time I had ever been called a ‘deviant’. Not the last mind; the last was by a Judge…
Mario said it was the “big, HUGE, HARD boss fight”
Princess Peach said it was only average…
~B.B.
I bet he got an explosive ending. Her? Not so much.
hahahahaha lke having an average sized penis and not being able to preform up to ones needs during coitus!
Typical woman!
Man pursues her over seven worlds, kills thousands, collects all manner of items in his quest to win her over and she’s still unimpressed. I say let her rot; just go for the big coinage and pimp the Kart.
Hell after a few years, maybe even Toad would start to seem appealing. LOL
Once you go Toad, you never go back.
Hahaha… that’s priceless.
haha! lol! XD
Gee, thanks, for making the rest of my day feel awkward.
o_0
I’m sorry, but I could have gone the rest of the day without hearing that. ;-)
Don’t worry, I’ll get back to the more comfortable Tubgirl-themed faceplates and masturbating to play a video game posts in no time. ;)
wow you have scarred that kid for life
Mmhm…
Wow…thanks for sharing…
haha. very cute. thatll help him later in life… maybe…
Maybe save this post and show it to him a couple of years later?
I’m sure that wont be embarrassing. lol
he is going to kill you when hes able to read this.
but still, that was legen, and i hope your not lactose lactose intolerant because the second part of this word is dary!
sorry, ive been watching season 3 of how i met your mother, with my mother recently.
I wonder when the time comes where he’ll be looking through the archives in his mum’s blog… good times
Bad Times! (for him)
your child is epic.
mario and self pleasure… two things that should always go hand in hand (pun completely intended)
good job on raising him so far lol
Made me laugh…
Lets give bs angel a “hand” for completly scaring the hell out of me yet making me have a nervous giggle.
The awarknesss is up 100%
Btw how old is he? (sorry for the double post)
So are you going to let him read this when he is 13, and show it to all his dates?
Let a 13 year old read my blog? Surely you jest!
So what? I’m 11. NO JOKE.
DUDE, I’M THIRTEEN!!! DIDN’T YOU KNOW THAT?!?!
Awww bless.
How do we know Angel’s hubby isn’t shorter than she is? :)
Just kidding:)
Because they don’t make height charts that go in negative values!!!
Just kidding! :D
<3 BSAngel
~B.B.
I’m so kicking you in the knee cap next year, fyi. ;)
Duly noted…
~B.B.
This is what we like to call parental influences. Obviously your kid Angel.
Wow, that story is currency angel!
;)
-BC
I’m sorry but I’m going to have to report you for improper use of the word “currency”. Please be on the lookout for an email from Lansdown regarding this issue. Thanks.
That is lulz coming from you…I was trying to find his profile so I could cash in
When he learns, he’ll laugh at himself and will realize the big hard boss beat him.
>.> i bet you cant wait to embarrass him can you BS Angel?
although this is possibly one of the best in-u-window i have ever heard in my life.