Beating the Big, Hard Boss « Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play

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Beating the Big, Hard Boss

Posted by bs angel in Video Games. Tagged: Freakin' Funny. 49 Comments

beating the big, hard boss

49 Responses to this post.

Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 22, 2009 at 3:15 pm

What the HELL? I am now thoroughly scared in the Head!

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Posted by Scotty on February 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm

HAHAHA! That is just priceless.

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Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm

I’m glad my pain can’t be bought with Mastercard.

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Posted by Penguin_Ninjoid on February 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm

It’s the one boss battle I always win!

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Posted by Das Kalk on February 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm

PEED MY PANTS!

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Posted by vashkey on February 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Lol… wut?
Be this your tale, Hawty or is this just something some else told you… urr

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Posted by bs angel on February 22, 2009 at 4:21 pm

I am a stickler about giving credit where credit is due. Considering the fact there were no sources accredited with this tale, you can safely assume it is indeed mine. :)

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Posted by nixproto on February 22, 2009 at 7:38 pm

since when do you have kids? or were you kidding? i can never tell. :P

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Posted by MK28 on February 22, 2009 at 4:02 pm

A multi-tasker; clever kid. One day he’ll make you proud…
Sometimes I get really flustered when I’m on a mission; like how frequent should I spank? How often should I make compliments on technique before I just sound fawning and desperate? Button tweaking in concentric circles or opposite directions? Should I attempt to tap the O ingame? How long must I wait in our relationship before I suggest the Zelda Role Play with me as the Princess? ;)

Gaming is so much easier than dating.

I let out a nervous laughter with the last girl playing with my Joystick, because it was a Hospital Nurse’s Dorm room and there was a class in the next block. She’s never called since, won’t even answer her phone. Maybe she prefers Joypads to Joysticks; y’know, something smaller with a more sensitive button. Yeah, I’ll settle for that excuse in place of outright rejection -she’s a lemon.

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Posted by bs angel on February 22, 2009 at 4:22 pm

One day make me proud? He’s coming up with priceless innuendos at a tenderly young age. You can bet I’m already proud! ::sniff::

And lovely tale as well, LOL!

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Posted by DethPwn on February 22, 2009 at 7:19 pm

If this makes you proud, I’d HATE to see you brimming with pride!

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Posted by MK28 on February 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm

I wish my Mother would have had such a liberal attitude when she caught me under the Kitchen dining table with my hand in Stacy King’s knickers; I was seven and she was eight yet it was me that got the beating and she just got sent home! Talk about age discrimination.
I also think that might have been the first time I had ever been called a ‘deviant’. Not the last mind; the last was by a Judge…

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Posted by BerserkerBarage on February 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Mario said it was the “big, HUGE, HARD boss fight”

Princess Peach said it was only average…

~B.B.

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Posted by bs angel on February 22, 2009 at 5:00 pm

I bet he got an explosive ending. Her? Not so much.

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Posted by SoxKid05 on February 22, 2009 at 5:53 pm

hahahahaha lke having an average sized penis and not being able to preform up to ones needs during coitus!

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Posted by MK28 on February 23, 2009 at 11:02 am

Typical woman!
Man pursues her over seven worlds, kills thousands, collects all manner of items in his quest to win her over and she’s still unimpressed. I say let her rot; just go for the big coinage and pimp the Kart.
Hell after a few years, maybe even Toad would start to seem appealing. LOL

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Posted by SonofMacPhisto on February 23, 2009 at 11:07 am

Once you go Toad, you never go back.

Posted by Ragingterror on February 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Hahaha… that’s priceless.

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Posted by Bryan Ojeda on February 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm

haha! lol! XD

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Posted by Penguinish on February 22, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Gee, thanks, for making the rest of my day feel awkward.

o_0

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Posted by AmX15 on February 22, 2009 at 6:40 pm

I’m sorry, but I could have gone the rest of the day without hearing that. ;-)

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Posted by bs angel on February 22, 2009 at 9:04 pm

Don’t worry, I’ll get back to the more comfortable Tubgirl-themed faceplates and masturbating to play a video game posts in no time. ;)

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Posted by Zach on February 22, 2009 at 7:10 pm

wow you have scarred that kid for life

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Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 22, 2009 at 8:59 pm

Mmhm…

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Posted by Socket on February 22, 2009 at 7:26 pm

Wow…thanks for sharing…

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Posted by nixproto on February 22, 2009 at 7:36 pm

haha. very cute. thatll help him later in life… maybe…

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Posted by DeepCee on February 22, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Maybe save this post and show it to him a couple of years later?
I’m sure that wont be embarrassing. lol

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Posted by Rhamsey on February 22, 2009 at 8:42 pm

he is going to kill you when hes able to read this.

but still, that was legen, and i hope your not lactose lactose intolerant because the second part of this word is dary!

sorry, ive been watching season 3 of how i met your mother, with my mother recently.

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Posted by Deadlock on February 22, 2009 at 8:53 pm

I wonder when the time comes where he’ll be looking through the archives in his mum’s blog… good times

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Posted by DethPwn on February 22, 2009 at 9:08 pm

Bad Times! (for him)

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Posted by Araknoros on February 22, 2009 at 9:44 pm

your child is epic.

mario and self pleasure… two things that should always go hand in hand (pun completely intended)

good job on raising him so far lol

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Posted by NakeScooter on February 22, 2009 at 9:47 pm

Made me laugh…

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Posted by HellCat on February 22, 2009 at 9:47 pm

Lets give bs angel a “hand” for completly scaring the hell out of me yet making me have a nervous giggle.
The awarknesss is up 100%

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Posted by HellCat on February 22, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Btw how old is he? (sorry for the double post)

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Posted by Cozmo23 on February 22, 2009 at 10:31 pm

So are you going to let him read this when he is 13, and show it to all his dates?

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Posted by bs angel on February 22, 2009 at 10:58 pm

Let a 13 year old read my blog? Surely you jest!

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Posted by Shirdel7221 on February 23, 2009 at 1:08 am

So what? I’m 11. NO JOKE.

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Posted by DethPwn on February 23, 2009 at 8:35 pm

DUDE, I’M THIRTEEN!!! DIDN’T YOU KNOW THAT?!?!

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Posted by Jillybean on February 23, 2009 at 2:43 am

Awww bless.

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Posted by one crazy idiot on February 23, 2009 at 6:13 am

How do we know Angel’s hubby isn’t shorter than she is? :)

Just kidding:)

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Posted by BerserkerBarage on February 23, 2009 at 7:24 am

Because they don’t make height charts that go in negative values!!!

Just kidding! :D

<3 BSAngel

~B.B.

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Posted by bs angel on February 23, 2009 at 10:25 am

I’m so kicking you in the knee cap next year, fyi. ;)

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Posted by BerserkerBarage on February 23, 2009 at 11:43 am

Duly noted…

~B.B.

Posted by soulofaqua on February 23, 2009 at 6:51 am

This is what we like to call parental influences. Obviously your kid Angel.

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Posted by BigCountry1369 on February 23, 2009 at 10:19 am

Wow, that story is currency angel!

;)

-BC

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Posted by bs angel on February 23, 2009 at 10:26 am

I’m sorry but I’m going to have to report you for improper use of the word “currency”. Please be on the lookout for an email from Lansdown regarding this issue. Thanks.

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Posted by BigCountry1369 on February 23, 2009 at 10:44 am

That is lulz coming from you…I was trying to find his profile so I could cash in

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Posted by GeneralCupcakes on February 23, 2009 at 12:14 pm

When he learns, he’ll laugh at himself and will realize the big hard boss beat him.

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Posted by SonOfKitFisto on February 23, 2009 at 7:06 pm

>.> i bet you cant wait to embarrass him can you BS Angel?
although this is possibly one of the best in-u-window i have ever heard in my life.

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