Friday Caption Fun, Round 36
February 20, 2009 99 Comments
If you were planning on playing Team Flag this weekend for your regular dose of double Halo 3 experience, you will be disappointed to find out that the bonus playlist is instead Team Melee. Well, maybe not too disappointed considering the most enjoyable thing to do with the flag is beat someone’s face in with it. You still get to do that with Team Melee so it’s all good, right? Before you rush off to punch the crap out of your friends, why don’t you stick around and read last week’s responses and then try your hand at captioning yet another screenshot, this time taken from a certain sandy not yet released map?
- “After all of the storks had retired, baby Spartans were then delivered by pigeon.” (SPOC XLI)
- “Damn you, Hitchcock, damn youuuuuuuu….!” (Penguin Ninjoid)
- “When the birds in Halo 3 learned they could be shot, immediate action was taken to prevent such absurdity.” (Terminator182)
- “Later, Red would comment the whole experience reminded him of ‘The Neverending Story’, but with more neck pain.” (SonofMacPhisto)
- “Submitted for your approval, a man. A man lost in the stars and his only refuge is that within the mouth of a bird, but even that bird’s mouth is refuged within something else, something we can only call the Twilight Zone.” (Ken Raves)
- “Due to expensive gas prices, the “energy saving” pelican was put into service. God help the marines in the cargo.” (Xaxus)
- “This is the third time I’ve actually spawned INSIDE the bird’s mouth! What the heck?!” (TacoClone)
I’ve had numerous spawns equally bad so I would absolutely believe someone that said they spawned in a bird’s mouth three times over. It’s akin to spawning directly in front of your buddy as he releases a laser shot. Or right in front of the enemy Gauss hog. Or in the line of sight of a scoped in sniper. Nothing says fun quite like instant death without taking a single step! Let’s take a breather from the life-threatening screenshots and focus on a fun, upcoming Mythic Map pack-related one. What is your witty caption for this golf club wielding resident of Sandbox picture?
Author: TTL XerxdeeJ
“I’m going to need a bigger club.”
(That’s what she said)
Advertising for project golf courses in Dubai took a turn for the worse once the military became involved…
Who’s idea was it to put this stupid golf course in the middle of the desert anyway?!
Honey, I shrunk the Spartan.
“Umm the par for this hole was 50, right?”
The easy part is getting the ball in. The hard part is getting the ball out.
Gawlf.
They don’t call it the stupid stick for nothing.
[/golf joke]
Who said golf was about hitting a LITTLE BALL!
Tiger Woods decided to wear armor not only to support his love for Halo but to hide the fact he’s black!
FORE!!!!!!
“He steps up onto the green and sizes up the ball. He takes a deep breath, and pulls back for the swing of his lifetime. He gets this, and its the Monitor Cup.”
Good thing this course is a par 83!
This is why the brutes golf with Gravity hammers.
First the soccer ball, now a golf ball what’s next? A tennis ball and the revealing of Gilet as their new partners?
ROFL!
That has to be a winner.
FOOOOOOOOOOOORRRGGGEEE!!!!!
Garry had hit the giant egg so many times it started to resemble a golf ball.
“God damnit, just when I hit it out of the Sandtrap. . .”
Also, awesome, my Twilight Referance got up there!
lol thats a pretty good one XD
Twilight Zone is win.
- Ty Webb: “Na na na na na na na na na na na…”
or
- They really just don’t make ball-washers large enough…
Finding your “happy” place isn’t going to save you this time Sandler…
And Bob Barker could totally sink that shot. Price is right *#&*$!
~B.B.
“‘Put it in the hole’ she said. Who knew she meant literally?”
Despite numerous warnings, Red decided to bring an air horn to the event. Blue was not so pleased.
And the blue spartan lines up for the shot. He’s going to have to put some force behind this put if he wants to keep his hopes up for winning the match.
The Elephant is the golfcart.
FOUR … Hundred!
/insert joke about playing golf in a giant sandtrap.
The whole concept of Mini-golf was taken out of context
If that’s the size of the golf ball, I do NOT want to know the size of the Gopher. All the explosives in the world wouldn’t deal with it.
Great Caddyshack reference. XD
No but I bet a MAC round would do the trick ;)
Spartans always had problems playing golf, their super strength would lead to drives of 65 miles or more. Instead of turning Siberia into a golf course, scientists developed a Spartan appropriate golf ball that was huge, and made of steel.
The jokes haven’t stopped to this day.
Knees bent…
shoulders in line…
i make this putt
RECONS MINE!
NEWS ITEM: Microsoft sells Halo IP to EA SPORTS. Millions of gamers protest after EA releases their version of Halo Fore!
“And my therapist said golf would be relaxing!”
“New from EA Sports BIG… ”
“Umm, can I get a mulligan? The ball bent my wedge.”
Tiger Woods 2552 introduces some new rules to the old game of golf.
We’re gonna get those Covenant… Now watch this drive!
Tiger Woods ventures into the MLG Circuit
Once Grifball lost it’s pizzazz, Bungie released a new gametype exclusively for Double EXP Weekend
“I think that I’ll need and open-club-sand-wedge… mmmmmmmm Open-Club-Sand-Wedge!”
Finally, Microsoft found their Halo Wii title.
“It was right then that Happy Gilmore met his match”
Outta the sandtrap… into the sand-…box?
ONI Experiment 344: SPARTAN-IV (Mini-Spartan)
Test: Obstacle Course
Notes: See attached photo
Outcome: Failure
So help me God i’m going to crack this damn coconut open if it’s the last thing I do!!
Four!!!
i said wuffle ball not golf Lars
they wanted chest high walls, not chest high balls
“When did Chuck Norris do this?”
Ball goes WHERE?
Swing #343
And before all I had was the pit…
Bungie tried connecting with older men by allowing sandbox to be transformed into a full golf course.
Spartans: they never do anything small.
“There’s not gonna be a monkey inside this ball, is there? Because after last time…”
After the war ended, many spartans retired to play a nice relaxing round of golf.
Go to your Home ball! or Just Taaap it in! Just Taaap it in!
so this is what…Part 333???
Biggest exploding golf ball gag ever! Of all time!
I think I might need a bigger driver…
Regular golf was found uninteresting, as Spartans have the strength to flip capsized tanks. So they made the ball proportionately more difficult to move.
Says the Elite, “What a duffer! Wort.”
Go to your home ball. Are you too good for your home. Answer me!
I need 1.21 gigawatts!
The PGA premiere of Leopard Roots.
I really dont think bungie should have bought the tiger woods brand…
Trying to expand from the success of grifball, bungie decided to add golf as a possible gametype.
What happens when you use steroids in the mirror universe
“That was the worst drive ever, of all time.” says the Elite Caddie.
“But Im three feet away!” says the Spartan.
“Um, your facing the wrong direction…” says the Caddie.
Rumer says the pistol shot can still be heard on the 18th hole.
Ever since the Chief saw Mario Golf he’s been determined to one up the fat Italian plumber.
My my, That seems to be a very odd ball…
This is what happens when a half-ton spartan meets a very prestigious sport such as golf.”
Finally facing up to facts Master Chief realized he was never going to be as good at gold as his Elite counterpart… The Parbiter!
You had to hand it to Johnson, Painting Guilty Spark white was an awesome idea!
Pacifists United attempt to play a hearty game of Capture the Flag.
All right, I’ve got this, just a light tap and… HEY, WHO REPLACED MY REGULAR GOLF BALL WITH THIS HALF TON, POT-MARKED BALL?!
“Caddy, hand me my 5 Hammer.”
Tiger Woods Jr only needs to sink this one super-putt to clinch the win…
“There’s something wrong here……”
“Sir, so far the Stealthy Petite Spartan project has been a complete and utter failure; last week a Recon team were picked off by flying vermin and this week, we lost four members through R and R…”
Polo on miniature invisible Ponies…
GreenKeeper: ‘Hey, you! Get off my Nine; where are your Golfing shoes, buddy? Huh, huh?! What is that piece of junk you’re swinging badly?’
Fascism never died, it just changed profession…
“With my natural aversion to all pedestrian sports; Golf and Halo combined has me breaking out in a rash…”
“Stupid bird; you take away my opponent; I use your babies for putting practice!”
Just please, dont hit it out of bounds. Damn guardians will kill you for that…
What the fuck?
When Tiger came back from his devastating knee injuring with some new, performance enhancing apparel, the PGA decided they’d have to try and even the field with a few equipment modifications.
What with the recent insanity of spartans being abducted by seagulls, the cast of halo making brief (and ill-fated) forays into the fields of yoga and cosmetic surgery, hot tubs of questionable quality, an invasion of shotgun-wielding midgets and GOW players demanding a cover system, A nice, relaxing game of golf seemed in order. However the new, “never lose sight of it” brand balls were to have the last laugh.
Stuck in the sandtrap again!
I hate Clubberzeit!
Wait, this isn’t Sandtrap!
Putters are for noobs, real men drive on the green!
*insert Caddy Shack quote here*
Great: DIY humour…
:)
“Hey dude, betcha wouldn’t miss if it had pubic hair ’round it!”
Gulliver had decided that he preferred winning games on Lilliput, as their temper tantrums were much easier to deal with…
could you plz get the flag out of your hole, I want to get in!
I like hitting this ball around soo much… do you mind if I go 117 times over Par?
Lt. Mike: Hey Carl, what did you do with that giant bomb we got from Standoff
Pvt. Carl: Well, I wanted it to be more visible so I painted it white and I didn’t want to lose it so I placed it near the flag.
Lt. Mike: Good job Carl. Hey, I wonder how the Sarge is doing on his golf game?
Blue: I hate golf. Time to improvise. SAMURAI CHOP!
If Jack Thomson had won the fight against violent video games, the world as we know it would change. We would be playing games such as “Golf Spartan Extreme”, rated E for Everyone.
Just tap it in, just tap it in, JUST TAP IT IN!!
poke…
hole in one!
dammit!
‘miniature golf’
giant golf isnt as fun
i hit everything but the hole!
put…
silly putty
in order to capture the flag, you must now knock it down.
thar she blows!