IH3SotW: Ruffles, Ridges, and Bulbous Sacs
February 3, 2009 30 Comments
IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
Author: Ehjnbte Sniper
ewwww….
HOLY -BLAM-! Look at the size of his frostbitten, infected, flood-tainted, Schmeckle!!! No wonder he’s so good in bed!!!
“Does this look infected to you?”
This doesn’t look that inappropriate to me for some reason….maybe am missing something.
Perhaps you missed the Flood creature that looks like a giant schlong?
“I knew I shouldn’t have trusted those late night male enhancement infomercials!!”
Perhaps you missed the Flood creature that looks like a giant schlong?
Subtle…i like it.
gross. its got a leg…
Perhaps you missed the Flood creature that looks like a giant schlong?
And here I thought it was that the Chief had finally found love with that Flood, and was expressing it, physically. Perhaps they will marry, ushering in an alliance between our races, and bringing an end to the hostilities…
Is it legal to marry your own shlong?
my question becomes why is it busting out of his armor now… hes just going to see johnson…
Chief saw another one of those cortana messages again…
Oh…its a Schlong. To me it looked like Chief was inserting something into that hunk of dead meat.
But now that I look at it again, It’s chief inserting something into a giant schlong. Yes. Very inappropriate.
I approve of your interpretation!
One of the unforseen side effects of the supersoldier project.
When you’re this big they call you MISTER Chief!
HR Giger has a lot to answer for…
Can you imagine the codpiece needed to cover THAT?!!!?
In response to the grunt that had to be censored, the Chief upped the bar for lewdness.
Master Chief, out of ammo, was forced to resort to the only “gun” he had left on his person.
He’s got BOTH rockets, if you know what I mean.
Yikes.
Jeez, that previous image of Arbiter must have really turned him on.
was he thinking about a Cortana/Samus porn movie again?
nice…. and this is why you dont buy penis enlargement equ… just bc Sgt Johnson (*chuckle*) has one doesnt mean u shud buy one >.> see how infected it got?… i bet miss keys still numb XD
Fraternity Party Rule #1: Wrap it before you tap it.
What did he do, hump a horse?!
It was more than just a freaking horse it seems…
“Hey doc, can you give me a prostate exam? I thnk there may be something wrong with me…”
Has to be from toxic waste.
Don’t make it angry.
You wouldn’t like it when its angry.