What Button to Locate the Boobs Again?
February 1, 2009 17 Comments
Every once in a while a video game comes out with a feature so innovative, so ingenious, so incredibly cutting-edge that the title immediately turns into a must have. The most recent example of that is the soon to be released Resident Evil 5 with their one-of-a-kind “boob locator”. While I could attempt to explain exactly how this particular aspect of the game works, this one and a half minute video gives a much more concise demonstration than I ever could. Hello? You still there? I lost you at bewb, didn’t I? Push play, as if you haven’t already.
Indeed, you had me at “boob”. XD
The pinnacle of scientific endeavour made crystal clear: Bewbology. I’m a ‘bonified’ expert. Lol.
I’m probably over-analysing here, but is it morally wrong to fancy videogame characters? I used to perform Blaze’s facekick and Chun-Li’s flying kick just to get a knicker glimpse… and I’m not even going to mention Dead or Alive…
Come to think of it, they put those moves in there for a reason: Sega, Capcom and Tecmo made me evil!
Uh oh. It would seem that MK28 is starting to think a little like Jack Thompson…
*Runs off to find a tranquilizer gun*
@Ragingterror:
*Runs off to find a Tranquilizer gun*
Don’t bother, here: have mine! :)
Eons ago I used small talk to win the ladies, nowadays I agree with our Ancestor’s ‘club em’ and shogun wedding method, just with the help of a taser!
If they do another Resi film, they should have that chick out the Faculty play her, she’s a dead-ringer and dead hawt!
*Turns head quizzically to one side*
Something Brewster? Charlie?
Plus, I could so fill out those biceps as the leading man…
“Jill, the neurotoxin is capable of penetrating the skin and causing viral infection, here, let me wash that crap off your sweet rack in a gratuitous shower scene! Here, feel my bicep!”
Sometimes, I am so lame it’s unreal… :(
Either way, the female character is damn hot in RE5. She’s sooo my type :mrgreen:
so…. what were you saying BS?
i didnt like the demo, but after seeing this new feature im going have to try it again. just to make sure i dont like it.
Makes calling for backup fun :D
so i wonder how this is going to work on the Wii…..
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if that option was in gears 2 it would point at dom
Yet Cole had the bigger man bewbs, Araknoros. I’m probably the only person sitting here thinking about how the controller was off when he showed the right trigger. Sad.
The boob locater should be a standard for video games across all genres.
That’s fucking amazing. So many games would be improved by this implementation. And I think a crotch locator too.
Wow. What a great feature!
@Jillybean:
Don’t you mean a codpiece locator?
If she’s facing the other direction does it look at her ass?
Wait, what? Are we talking crotch locators like camel toe or cod piece? Because I gotta cry sexist wolf if we’re on about male genitalia; that’s just outright disgusting exploitation of the unassuming and naive male mind and such derogatory thinking has no place in the modern age.
I will burn my Mankini Thong in front of the Capcom Headquarters!
S’okay for the chicks though; I mean, everyone can see that’s different, right?..
;)
Resident evil may of just added this feature but I’ve had one of these for years.