He Makes You a Portal Gun, He Makes You a Portal Gun Not

January 21, 2009 by 52 Comments

The typical boyfriend gives you flowers, jewelry, and skimpy lingerie he wants you to wear. A boyfriend who truly loves you however will give you something much more significant, such as the perfect accessory for your latest Aperture Science Test Subject costume. Flickr user emilyskeith clearly has the latter as her other half made her an ASHPD (Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device) that lights up both blue and orange along the tube and in the barrel and also red on the prongs when the gun is turned on. After receiving a gift as awesome as this, I bet the gun isn’t the only thing turned on! Go dig out that lingerie that’s buried in the back of your closet emilyskeith. Someone’s more than a little deserving I’d say. Unless of course the gun vibrates. Then you don’t even need the boyfriend anymore! Oh jeez, I’m just kidding. Go drool over all the pictures after the jump already.

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It’s a Damned Ray Gun

January 20, 2009 by 20 Comments

I readily admit I am a complete and total n00b when it comes to Halo. I laser my own team’s warthog when I’m aiming for the other team’s banshee, I get more betrayals than anybody else on the planet, and I stay in the base playing defense on one flag games when my team is on offense. So it probably won’t come as a surprise that I didn’t know you could actually kill somebody with a plasma pistol. Yes, I knew of its lowering shields capabilities. Yes, I knew it could temporarily render vehicles motionless. But I had no earthly idea it could actually finish somebody off until I saw this Plasma Pistol Montage. The quality of this video is less than optimal and it’s not exactly dressed to the nines, but it shows some ridiculously embarrassing kills by everybody’s favorite green ball-spewing weapon. Before watching this video, the thing I hated being killed by the most was a needler. After watching this video, I am officially changing my answer to the plasma pistol. Seriously, I’d rather be teabagged by an entire team of Elites before getting killed by this gun. Push play, then pray to the Halo gods this never happens to you.

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IH3SotW: Bigger the Width, Better the Pleasure

January 20, 2009 by 17 Comments

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

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McFarlane Toys’ Halo Points Program Officially Begins

January 20, 2009 by 20 Comments

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When you buy yet another McFarlane Toys’ action figure to further expand your ever-growing collection of Halo-themed playthings, do you excitedly cut out the points adorned UPC bar code and carefully stash it in a secure place, dreaming of what you may eventually trade it in for? If so, you’ll be excited to know the Halo Points Program has officially begun. Those points found on the back of the various lines of McFarlane Toys’ Halo 3 action figures and vehicles can now be redeemed for assorted free Halo products. If you are 17 or older, cutting out the points and mailing them in with the required official Halo Points Redemption Certificate (and the necessary shipping and handling) can yield you the following rewards:

Halo 3 Lithograph

Halo 3 Lithograph, 100 points
Featuring original artwork by Greg Capullo and Todd McFarlane

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Hayabusa Katana & Scabbard

Hayabusa Katana & Scabbard, 175 points
Featuring a removable katana, scabbard comes with a peg that attaches to the back of any Spartan

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They Love You For Your Brains

January 19, 2009 by 18 Comments

If you and your significant other enjoy getting a little hot zombie action every now and again, you’ll want to hang onto this Left 4 Dead-themed valentine Tim of Ctrl+Alt+Del has created because nothing says I love you quite like a Smoker. He’s also got you covered if your other half is too high maintenance for an eCard by including two different versions you can print out and fold up. Watch out though, if she doesn’t appreciate a virtual valentine featuring the undead, she probably won’t go for the evening of “healing” you were planning either.

left 4 dead valentine

*A special thank you to TofuDragon7, who’s clearly as romantic as I am, for the tip!

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