Big Ones and Small Ones

While gaming reviews are typically a dime a dozen, this particular write-up covers eight different consoles ranging from the Xbox 360 to the Nintendo GameCube and eloquently lists succinct pros and cons to help you with your video game console purchasing dilemmas. Astute insights such as references to “gutter hero” and “You have to plug it into the TV” as a con make this unique analysis a must read. The quality of the scan is less than optimal so I have converted it into a text chart after the jump. I don’t know if I should apologize or say you’re welcome.

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Fan Mailbag: I Have a Little Penis

I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I’m going to do a terrific blog today! And I’m gonna help people! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me! Well, some people anyways. Off to the always full fan mailbag.

dear bs angel

Author: solo Br
In response to: Why I Hate Your Halo Video

“why do people keep posting on this stupid shit come on go get lives the only reason im on here is because im editing a video for a friend. but im sure as hell not listening to this little FUCKING N*GGER talk about the right way to do stuff you have no clue you piece of shit. So go grab what little of a penis you have and stick it in your boyfriends ass BS ANGEL piece of shit.”

For the record, I didn’t pay over $100 on my deluxe strap-on for it to be called “little”. It’s EXTRA LARGE, you douchebag. Check the box if you don’t believe me. PS: Stop making Halo videos. kthxbai.

It’s Not You, It’s Mii

Chocomiis

Nothing says “I love you” quite like an edible version of you and your significant other in Nintendo avatar form, at least that is what Paul Pape Designs is hoping you’ll think as their Valentine-themed offering this year is Chocomiis. The not so nutritious duo of pink sugar heart adorned Mii figures (which cost a semi-reasonable $19.95) are available in milk, dark, or white chocolate and can be ordered in the specific gender combination of your choosing. As if that wasn’t tempting enough, $1 from every box sold will go directly to Child’s Play (a community based charity grown and nurtured from the game culture and industry). I’m going to buy a box and attach a tag that says “eat Mii”. Then when my husband is done consuming the chocolate, I’ll mention that he still looks hungry and graciously offer him the all you can eat buffet. I’m just nice like that, what can I say?

Halo 3: ODST Musical Debut at Video Games Live

YouTube user relativiox had the pleasure of attending the recent Video Games Live Seattle concert that included the world premiere of music from the Halo 3: ODST trailer. Enjoy his steady-handed video capture of the event, which just happens to run 1:17. Coincidence? I think not.

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Source [halo.bungie.org]
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Video Game Controllers for Your Kitty

You’re playing your favorite video game, you get to a particularly difficult part, and all the sudden your cat decides it’s play time. Your normally sweet but currently annoying feline begins batting at your headset cord, rubbing against your otherwise occupied controller, or inspecting the television and covering up your ever important radar. What’s a gamer to do when they are busy playing and their cat decides it needs some attention as well? GEEKitty Gear, a store that specializes in outfitting your feline companion with geek gear, has got you covered. If you’re playing the Xbox 360 and your kitty wants attention, give her the feline-friendly Xbox 360 controller. If you’re playing Guitar Hero and your kitty wants attention, give her the feline-friendly Guitar Hero controller. If you’re playing the Wii and your kitty wants attention, play with your cat instead. It’ll be more fun. All GEEKitty Gear offerings (which are priced between $8 and $15) are handsewn, made from felt, and loaded with irresistible catnip. My kitty would like the phallic looking controller. And yes, I meant that the way you took it.

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