Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 2

Gears of War 2

Chronicles of ODS Steve: Enter Sunef (#11)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

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Smooth Move, Knucklehead!

Jumping is a recurring theme in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise of video games, which is exactly why this Sonic/Spartan mashup works perfectly. Adding both visual and audio elements from the classic Sega game to leaping antics performed within the Halo 3 game engine, this five minute video is sure to be entertaining to more than just those who enjoy hiding during matchmaking. Enjoy the cleverly amusing Project Sonic: A Halo 3 Trick Jumping Video and perhaps you will even learn something new. Like the fact that people who hide for entire matches at a time are complete and total pussies. Oops, did I say that out loud? I meant that they are Halo Legendary Gamers. Yeah, that’s it.

Camping Australia is a Legitimate Strategy

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As Bungie actively works towards world domination, it only seems fitting that the board game with the same goal will soon be available branded with the Halo name. Expected to hit retail shelves in July is Risk: Halo Wars Collector’s Edition, a remake of the strategic board game set in the not yet released Halo Wars universe. A turn-based game for two to six players, it will feature three different factions (the UNSC, the Covenant, and the Flood) battling for the supremacy of Arcadia on the classic forty-two territory, six continent board. Risk: Halo Wars will allow for three levels of game play (basic, advanced, and classic) and can be yours this summer for a very pretty $39.95. As someone who spent much of their childhood conquering the world one territory at a time, I only have one thing to say about this: HELL YES I WILL BE BUYING THIS GAME! And someone should get on making a Halo-themed Monopoly that includes a small metal playable copdiece too, just sayin’.

Source [Kotaku]

IH3SotW: Engaging in Hand to Gland Combat

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

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Author: Boargasm

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