Comments on: Seven Reasons Why You Should Not Buy Rumble Massage

By: Zach

Zach — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:33:01 +0000

wow, this may be one step too far even for you

By: SonOfKitFisto?!?!?!?

SonOfKitFisto?!?!?!? — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:45:11 +0000

i bought this today… just bc i read the article… its epic…and worth it…. once i get a gf watch the f-ing notebook with her then turn on rumble massage and some classic barry or journey XD

By: SonofMacPhisto

SonofMacPhisto — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:38:41 +0000

This is a good article to annouce a sweeping proposal for Halo 3 Matchmaking.

Rename the ‘Multiteam’ playist to ‘Swingers.’ I mean c’mon, four couples playing King of the Hill? Is there really any argument here?

I’ve already started to call it that. Why don’t you?

By: MK28

MK28 — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:20:41 +0000

Is anybody going to pay homage to the N64 Rumble pack? Because it took me like a week to realise that when my friend held the pad against his groin and said:
“Shoot me, Jack!”
I was actually helping my Satanic opponent actually achieve his climactic goal! Beat that philosophy!
Actually don’t, it gets kind of messy… the perineum has a level of elasticity with its production that I’d rather remain ignorant to.
Ow, I feel almost Jewish in my prudence and vulgar in not taking a monetary advantage of…

Woody Allen’ism: accomplished?

By: Queen 0f Blades

Queen 0f Blades — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:40:01 +0000

Well, I’d say too much information, but I think we’re all beyond that point now. XD