Fan Mailbag: I Have a Little Penis
January 26, 2009 43 Comments
I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I’m going to do a terrific blog today! And I’m gonna help people! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me! Well, some people anyways. Off to the always full fan mailbag.
Author: solo Br
In response to: Why I Hate Your Halo Video
“why do people keep posting on this stupid shit come on go get lives the only reason im on here is because im editing a video for a friend. but im sure as hell not listening to this little FUCKING N*GGER talk about the right way to do stuff you have no clue you piece of shit. So go grab what little of a penis you have and stick it in your boyfriends ass BS ANGEL piece of shit.”
For the record, I didn’t pay over $100 on my deluxe strap-on for it to be called “little”. It’s EXTRA LARGE, you douchebag. Check the box if you don’t believe me. PS: Stop making Halo videos. kthxbai.
Lol
Owned?
Maybe?
Yes.
;)
Haha that was pretty great. I hear similar stuff like that on live all the time, too.
By the way, anyone else think it was ironic that the ‘always full fan mailbag tag’ just has this under it? Or that could have been on purpose…
Ouch.
BURN.
Haha owned.
Mailbag? More like “Failbag”.
As for the message itself…
Internet Douchebaggery: So easy, a caveman can do it.
It only has one in it because I just decided to start this particular segment. I have a feeling it will fill up in no time though!
That kid just got schooled
Sucks to be you kid
It only has one in it because I just decided to start this particular segment. I have a feeling it will fill up in no time though!
From the looks of this, there’s going to be some serious win coming down the pipe pretty soon. AWESOME.
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
(Sidenote regarding use of the word ‘epic’ – I’d really like folks to bust out a thesaurus once in a while. It’s like a dinosaur with really cool words. To writ, anyone can create art, even with something as silly as a Halo 3 montage.)
Let’s all sing the “Owned song”…
I really do hope that kid sent that as a joke. That’s some serious failage right there.
Someone didn’t take their ritalin this morning….
They also didn’t go to school since there’s a run-on sentence to start the letter and copious amounts of other grammatical errors throughout… and not on purpose.
I love angry kids who use the “N” word as an insult and don’t even realize how many people they just offended, or even why.
gotta love the internets
I want PROOF! Wheres the box! lol!!! Whats wrong with that kid? Say asperger? If you don’t know what it means, look it up!
You know who wrote this was some frustrated wigger who, while checking through his video riddled with horrible Soulja Boy tracks, realized everything you mentioned was in his little montage of want-wit “skill”. So, instead of trying to improve his video, and life, he comes on this site to trash an innocent little strap-on using blogger. How shameful.
Btw, does Mr. Angel know of this strap on?
sigh. I wish we could get his email and school him in the lessons of manners. And learning not to assume that everyone on the internet is a guy.
@ NyHitman0401
fuck you man, I have AS, and I know not to act like that. so you look it up.
What an ass. SRSLY.
BTW dude, if you’re going to make fun of a condition, make sure you know exactly what it is and how to spell it before you go around offending people.
Don’t worry, he has a life. He’s only commenting because he’s editing a video for a friend.
Ha, idiot.
i dont even know what he said
Small children should be kept AWAY from the internet. FFS. NOOBS.
Awesome. Sounds like a letter from the dark side to me. :D
Is it any surprise his name is “solo Br?” Of course he plays solo since he obviously has no friends.
Lol, this should teach haters a lesson b4 they piss of angel next time.
failbag… lmao
HAHAHAHAHA he thinks you’re a man.
Wow.
Insulting your strap-on really wasn’t very nice of him. When are they gonna start teaching kids about proper etiquette? For instance “Your strap-on looks nice today. Is that warming KY you are using?” So how much more pleasant it is when we all act like civilized human beings?
What did your husband say when you told him that this “writer” called his penis small?
The only thing better than reading that, is having the privelege of hearing it in your Halo lobby. I would happily pay $200/yr to have an age 30+ Live experience. Plus, it might allow me to rank higher than 35.
It occurs to me that pissing off the owner of a popular blog is a great way to look like an ass.
wow. this is real?
Cut and pasted verbatim, the only change being the slight censoring of a particularly offensive word.
I… I don’t even know where to start with this. This is… Wow.
The oversensitivity suggests this person may be a bit insecure about their Halo video producing skills. Among other things. Solo’s just jealous that Angel has bigger balls than he does.
Also, who edits a Halo video “for their friend”? Payback for a “favor”? Spend more time editing your lame ass video and less time insulting someone who actually has something useful to contribute to the Halo world.
Love, Me
So I read the title and thought it was a ‘point and laugh at the small penis confession’… boy did I get that right; just not the sort I expected.
Ow, what was that for? Something tells me you’ve obviously hit his proverbial nail on the head that turned out to be the last straw lost in a needle haystack that sank his mental Bismarck.
I say post some extra security on the office reception; last thing you need is some fifteen year old sexually-repressed, borderline retard storming your workplace wearing his Legendary Edition helmet and a BR replica he’d put together with toilet rolls, a marker pen and sticky-back plastic… and he mentioned penis a lot…
Penis…
http://xkcd.com/481/
<3
He/she is merely giving helpful advice on anal sex. Always listen to the voice of experience.
Well, Hawty, he’s obviously insulted your masculinity, and I would say the best way to determine who is the most masculine is whether or not your Dad could beat up his Dad in a fight. That or have a chest hair growing competition.
Seriously though, lmfao. Please put more of these up as soon as you get them!
Seriously, a chest hair growing competition? I would win that hands down. BRING IT!
Alright, then. Now we need to find this guy, get David Hasselhoff to judge, and make an event out of it.
I’ll call ESPN.
Come on angel, let’s have his e-mail :P
It’s ok, I still love you, Urk!