He Makes You a Portal Gun, He Makes You a Portal Gun Not
January 21, 2009 52 Comments
The typical boyfriend gives you flowers, jewelry, and skimpy lingerie he wants you to wear. A boyfriend who truly loves you however will give you something much more significant, such as the perfect accessory for your latest Aperture Science Test Subject costume. Flickr user emilyskeith clearly has the latter as her other half made her an ASHPD (Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device) that lights up both blue and orange along the tube and in the barrel and also red on the prongs when the gun is turned on. After receiving a gift as awesome as this, I bet the gun isn’t the only thing turned on! Go dig out that lingerie that’s buried in the back of your closet emilyskeith. Someone’s more than a little deserving I’d say. Unless of course the gun vibrates. Then you don’t even need the boyfriend anymore! Oh jeez, I’m just kidding. Go drool over all the pictures after the jump already.
Source [Kotaku]
First! And I’d like to place bets on what people will leave as comments on this article. I’m putting my money on:
*This was a triumph!
*I’m making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS
*It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
*The science got done and he made a neat gun!
*It’s so delicious and moist.
i can haz portal gunz?
Only if I get one first, my dear.
That is truly awesome. (I’m being so sincere right now.)
So much hard work had to have been put into that thing… It’s really cool.
this was a triumph!
Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye.
:P
The quality of construction there looks fantastic!
the device has been modified
oh angel, you took everyones comments. but now is there cake for the guy that built it? or does he get thrown in the fire by another heartless woman? LOL
Yeah, it’s good and all, but… What exactly is it?
rofl@ “It’s so delicious and moist.”
I love Portal and even bought the Orange Box soundtrack, but your likely user comments never came to my mind, angel. I’m quite disappointed in myself. :-(
Ok – how the FUCK do people find these kind of people. Why is the high point of my relationships “well today he remembered to ask if I want a cup of tea”.
This is my new standard. This and singing Mario dude.
are the plans on how to make this somewhere too? it would be nice if its part pepakura and part electrical lighting… that way we can all have our own little non-light up versions until we become intelligent enough to know how to wire something without the accidental explosions…
I NEED THIS TO SURVIVE
What you people dont relize is that this thing is fully functunal.
@Shirdel: you ARE joking, right?
This by far will be the greatest thing that I’ll see all day. I may as well just go to bed now, it’s all downhill from here.
Wow. What an impressive piece of work. Might even go gay for something this awesome…
Or not. :P
OK, whoever this dude is that made that awesome gun needs to do something really stupid so that they break up and she puts the gun on ebay for me to buy. I want that gun :)
cake for everyone :)
Now if only it worked…
I want it. I was going to build one, but now I’ve given up hope. Mine would never look as good as that one. :(
DAYYYYYUUUMMMMMMM now i would go ga…….never mind its not great enough to make me give up boobies XD
Brilliant. Brilliant & beautiful.
Message to Emily:
Please don’t take that outside and into a crowded place, people may become suspicious and think they’re either in a Doctor Who episode or they’ll call the Police, because you’re from the Fewchure! Kill the Heretic…
Completely impractical other than as an ornament, role-playing (Oh yeah Gordon; shut your mute mouth and strap this baby on!) and as a talking ‘point’ (I Lol’d anyway)… which I suppose, is kinda practical for sticky ending conversations or for dispelling those awkward silent moments at parties:
“So, what do you think of my ContinuumTransfunctioner? Y’know, it’s mystery is only exceeded…”
Delicious and moist -wait, what? Are we talking about the potential reaction here? ;)
I could think of several good notes to attach to that.
Damn it bs angle. You stole all the good lines!
I hope someone from the Valve store is looking at this.
And my comment:
“I’d pay money for a replicated portal gun!”
Doug, you know what to do.
I wonder, does it come in black? :P
The cake is a lie!
Please don’t touch the operational end of the device, please don’t look directly into the operational end of the device.
“Still Alive”
he did what he must because he could
mmmm…cake…(drooling)
Ok fine, you all win. But only this round!
I don’t believe this, everybody knows the ASHPD is a lie….
Let’s celebrate our victory… Who wants cake?
makes me want to see the rest of the costume! that thing has some amazing detail to it. and it looks solid. like you could beat someone over the head with it, and keep on going!
This was a triumph!
oh, and the science got done and he made a neat gun!
Very Professionally done. The guy must have some serious money and equipment (or just knows the right people) to make that so high quality.
That’s totally awesome….I really hope she realizes that she has a great man. :)
….does he have a brother? =)
Even after the game, “there’s test to be run!”
Even after the game, the science got done, and her GF made a neat gun!
Wait! Sorry, I meant BF! lol, sorry! just noticed that the second after I posted!
Lulz, Mysterioso. Lulz.
epic winzzz! you can b disciple?
MK28: If by “you’re from the future”, you mean “it must be a bomb”…
Wait… there is no milk!!!!
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you, my friend deserve a cookie.
i want one :D