It’s a Damned Ray Gun

I readily admit I am a complete and total n00b when it comes to Halo. I laser my own team’s warthog when I’m aiming for the other team’s banshee, I get more betrayals than anybody else on the planet, and I stay in the base playing defense on one flag games when my team is on offense. So it probably won’t come as a surprise that I didn’t know you could actually kill somebody with a plasma pistol. Yes, I knew of its lowering shields capabilities. Yes, I knew it could temporarily render vehicles motionless. But I had no earthly idea it could actually finish somebody off until I saw this Plasma Pistol Montage. The quality of this video is less than optimal and it’s not exactly dressed to the nines, but it shows some ridiculously embarrassing kills by everybody’s favorite green ball-spewing weapon. Before watching this video, the thing I hated being killed by the most was a needler. After watching this video, I am officially changing my answer to the plasma pistol. Seriously, I’d rather be teabagged by an entire team of Elites before getting killed by this gun. Push play, then pray to the Halo gods this never happens to you.

20 Responses to It’s a Damned Ray Gun

  1. that gun has to be the worse one in the whole game hands down. i know i have yet to get a kill with one. probably never will either. i just love how he charges in on guys that have lasers and rockets and lives to montage about it. n00bs! =P

  2. REM says:

    Impressive…most impressive.

  3. Socket says:

    Eh, I really woudn’t want him on my team. He could have easily finished off a bunch of those guys with a melee.

  4. Whaappened says:

    Black Friday FTW! My friends and I had a 4-payer DM on Snowbound with Plasma Pistols only. Grenades are the name of the game.

  5. Mace Windex says:

    Click play, mute, enjoy.

  6. SonofMacPhisto says:

    This sounds like fun. And why you hating on elites again? :(

  7. nixproto says:

    plasma pistol can own if you use it right. i’ve tried to use it more lately.

  8. Rhamsey says:

    i cant recall me ever being killed by a plasma pistol, but if i were to be killed by one, that would piss me off.

  9. Rhamsey says:

    oh yeah, but in halo 2. plasma punchout was my favorite game type. but those were all beatdowns after the plasma pistol took off the shield.

  10. Sarge Tomzilla says:

    I’m not even sure the kill at 1:38 counts, the guy just stands there and takes it…

  11. davyboy94 says:

    why did you think grunts used them?

  12. TofuDragon7 says:

    Still not convinced to pick one up, I hate both types of pistols on Halo 3. I miss the one with the scope *sheds tear*.

  13. Evil Otto says:

    LOL. Notice how the montage only shows one or two kills per game. It was never meant to be a finishing weapon after Halo 1. That was pretty goofy, but I’m still chuckling.

  14. Shas'o R'Vre says:

    Awesome kills to an awesome tune. Some of those kills are insane! How does he advoid getting killed by the guys with lasers/rockets?

  15. Mondo Titan says:

    the people he killed were not all that smart. i mean, i’m not that great with a alazer, but even i could get a guy within the 20 second span it took him to kill me with Plasma pistols.

    @ “teabagged by an entire team of Elites”: what? not a fan of Elites? (and who says they have the equipment to do the duty?)

  16. no name says:

    I bet he has a rapid fire controller

  17. Kyle says:

    He sure has skill by finishing off these guys (some of them even seem scared of his double wielding green-ball spewing plasma pistols) and I wonder why he uses the Mauler first and then uses the Plasma Pistol… (probably to agitate the hell out of these guys:P) But I don’t think that he has a very good k/d ratio and how good he is with the Plasma Pistol, the victims in this footage should have easily killed him (beat him down anyone?)

  18. Conorlfcmd91 says:

    No I use the same controllers as everyone else =)
    My rate of fire is actually quite slow compared to some. =D
    Still can’t believe this made it here, thanks =)

  19. gazas says:

    “Seriously, I’d rather be teabagged by an entire team of Elites before getting killed by this gun”

    You obviously haven’t met my old Elite group then. =)

  20. Hank says:

    the regular pistols r awesome but plasmas suck

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