Friday Caption Fun, Round 31
January 16, 2009 97 Comments
Our weekend starts when the day’s responsibilities are complete. While that prospect typically excites me, this week it is dampened by the fact that there are no Halo 3 double EXP activities to partake in. Oh, the void my heart feels with the absence of Grifball, Rocket Race, and 3 Ball. I could use some cheering up so after we go over the responses from last week, will you come up with a funny caption to make me smile? Please?
- “Resistance is futile… you will be assimilated.” (Ragingterror)
- “Bungie’s new project will finally answer the question: Who would win in a intergalactic battle, the Flood or the Borg?” (petetheduck)
- “Om Nom Nom Nom” (CrazedOne1988)
- “HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.” (Queen 0f Blades)
- “Only when Johnson found out she was a machine did he realize her emotionless face made complete sense now.” (s938 )
- “Your parts are showing.” (ZZoMBiE13)
- “Now, how do I pilot this thing? Do I climb in the mouth or what?” (Al7eredBeasT)
- “I’MA CHARGIN MAH…EYEBALL?” (Whaappened?)
- “When Johnson warned her “You’ll shoot your eye out!” while she was trying the newest mod of the BR-55, Miranda thought he was just quoting that damned Christmas movie…” (Sleepymarine)
Somehow I didn’t see the teeny tiny Marine in the picture until I started reading all the captions. I’m quite the observant one, eh? I’m sure all of you will notice something in the following screenshot that I completely missed as well. While my unimaginative mind thinks he’s doing yoga or perhaps getting ready to bust out some bad ass break dance moves, what is your witty caption for this rather unique screenshot?
Author: PsychoBucket
It was at this moment the Arbiter realized that the Chief was lying to him, and he wasn’t actually a Transformer.
“Hey Chief! Grab a lighter and watch this!”
The Arbiter proved to be surprisingly good at Twister.
One of the Arbiter’s favorite party pieces was his killer droideka imitation.
After hours of trying Arbiter just couldn’t reach.
“hmm, you’re right. these pants are very revealing. i’m glad i checked that.”
“oh this? it’s nothing. i was a professional pretzel contortionist before the whole religious zealot thing”
Sangheili Masturbation
Chief to Arbiter: Dude, it doesn’t matter how much yoga you do, its never gonna happen!
Dude, get out! I’m busy here!
“Chief, I know I said I would keep you company on your trip to save the universe. But this is not what I had in mind. So please, put your codpiece back on.”
A Baby Story: Halo Edition
Push!
The Arbiter, no longer needed for intergalactic warfare, turned to a life of circus performing
When Master Chief told the Arbiter that he was traveling to Aruba, Arbiter transformed himself into carry-on luggage and tagged along.
Really Chief, this is how all the covenant do their exercises!
“Well, don’t just stand there! Come give me a hand!… or a head!
Auto fellatio… Arby can do it.
It was only now that the arbiter found out he would never have children… or blow himself.
Chief to Arbiter: Dude, it doesn’t matter how much yoga you do, its never gonna happen!
Oh my… hahahahaha!
The Arbiter: Some assembly required.
“Ow Ow Ow……… I think I broke something…..”
The convenient new Travel Size Arbiter
Coiling like his snake ancestors, the Arbiter prepared to strike.
Proof that the ability to put your legs behind your head isn’t as great as it sounds. *shudder*
If you think that’s impressive, you should see my girlfriend!
And one, and two, and three. Come on people! Work those abs!
Arbiter….TRANSFORM!!!
http://tinyurl.com/9h33jl
crap…dead link. was trying to link to the old sound from the G1 cartoon ;)
Ooooo. You touch my tra la la.
“Haven’t you ever wondered how our species exists regardless of the lack of females?”
All right, we’ll call it a draw!
Just…a little…closer…
You’re a dirty girl, Arby
brb
gettin ship’d to Awstralea
After hours of Alpha testing, IKEA Arbiter was finally scrapped.
After trying to replicate the chiefs epic entrance to halo 3, the Arbiter found out that it wasn’t really that easy.
(Johnson) Why does he always jump!!
A demonstration of the Arbiter taking human sayings a little too…literally.
Arbiter was too keen to put those contortionist lessons into practice…
At the time, taking yoga classes seemed like such a good idea…
Arby decided to try out for one of those AND 1 hoops vids with disastrous results.
LIGHT ME UP!
Put Arbiter in water and watch it grow.
Joke about masturbation and/or do-it-yourself style fellatio.
Arbiter always had a dream to be one of those Chinese gymnasts… (too bad they tried to fry him up when he went in for the interview)
When the Arbiter heard about yoga, he thought it to be harmless. How wrong he was…
“Now, if I could just reach that carbine and stick it in my- OH HAI CHIEF!”
Brutes do some nasty things to their prisoners…
Not only will The Arbiter help you lose inches while you lose T.V., he even folds for easy storage under your bed!
Go Go Gadget Arbiter!
Unfortunately, Arbiter found elites must explore extreme lengths to find comfort in human seats.
Are your Elites taking up too much space?
Love to have more Elites around but just can’t seem to fit them?
Embarrassed when you have company and there’s nowhere for them to sit?
Try the new, space-saving Collapaselite by Covie Co. (the makers of “Grow a Grunt”)!
Smells like… asparagus. The Chief was right.
now, where are those keys?
Phew! The marines are right! It DOES smell like cheese back here!
Peekaboo!
And i STILL can’t touch my toes!
You SICK little barrel of monkies!
I knew it! I DO have a a monkey up there!
The arbiter took the term ‘butthead’ a little too literally…
Did i add too many? I always wind up killing the joke!
Michael Jackson leaped for joy when he found out there weren’t any laws about molesting alien species yet.
“Were it so easy… to get up!”
“What would you have your Arbiter do?”
*insert image of Prophet of Regret’s salacious thought bubble here!*
I thought we agreed the fight would begin on the word GO, Demon, not on the word three!
Method acting was not going well on the set of the new Halo film.
I’m chargin’ MY Laser!
Half Jaw: “Arbiter, I said ‘mount up’, not prepare to BE mounted.”
*sigh* Some people don’t know their arse from their elbow…
For the first time ever, a young Arbiter has been caught on film emerging from its crysalis
The Arbiter took the saying “How low can you go” a little to literally.
“When a curious marine asked the Arbiter about how the Elites breeded, he wasn’t prepared for what he saw…”
I said take up a GUN position, not the FETAL position.
“Hi, I’m the arbiter, and this is how to do a backwards crab walk!”
Ever wonder why Arbiter never seems to stay dead? No internal organs or bones.
“Model Arbiter Construction Kit: You’re doing it wrong.”
The new inflatable Arbiter blow-up doll! Air not included, some assembly required. Shown here partially deflated.
MC: “Arby, i didn’t know you were a contortionist.”
Arbiter: “Ow… were it so e-easy…”
“Alright, Spartan, stick it in.”
Okay, so it’s three syllables, it’s a film: it involves an Iceberg, a love story and the incredulous sinking of the unsinkable ship… even with you pointing to the kernel of your sphincter as a kind of review; I still don’t know the film!
You ain’t beatin’ Grif’s Christmas party trick for a while.*
*Yes, you’re looking at the originator of the cock-flame-phlegm move on for a humour patch!
Ceiling cat is watching you- Oh God, what the fuck!?
“Haha haha… I get it, I’m the new guy. Guys? Guys?!”
Lets see Richard Simmons do this!
Hey big guy! You want to destroy my Halo?
Turns out, the Master Chief is actually the “Zohan”.
The creators of Metroid were originally going to use the Arbitor instead of Samus
Pelican Pilot: “If at any time you feel like we are going to crash, put your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye.”
It’s sad that the Arbitor lost the butt kicking competition to someone who has only one leg.
When the Chief asked to see an interpretive dance routine, Arby went a little too far.
Call me an asshole one more time…
(it’s a Hancock reference)
WTF KNOCK FIRST BRO!!!
Yoga/ Masturbation, You’re doin it ……
Scratch that, your doin it right
Chief would soon find out why the Arbiter needed the camera, enema bag, and orange juice.
“There’s your downloadable content right THERE!”
He’s thinking Arby’s… mmmmmmmmmmmm Curly-Fries!
After Sid finished tying Buzz Lightyear to the fireworks, he went to work on the new Arby toy…
Unfortantly, it is extremely difficult for Elites to produce excrement.
I warned him that yoga was a bad idea.
Cod of the Covenant: An Adventure in Experimentation
It was only after being caught in a compromising position, that the Arbiter and the Invisible Man came out of the closet.
Bet’cha can’t stick it!
“Even though the Arbiter assured them that the Master Chief couldn’t resist this pose, Miranda and Cortana couldn’t help but ask themselves if this was really worth it.”
Yoga = Bad
And in other news, the origin of the Great Journey proved to be an astounding surprise to the Covenant today, with the Arbiter laying prone upon his back and emitting a high-pitched whine from the Other Side, this afternoon:
Peeaaaarrp!
“No, its my ass and your not allowed to touch it!”
“Oh…OH…really? Only Elite MALES give birth?! …No, of course I’m not judging…”
Merry Valentines Day from teh Arbiter.
This is what happens when you make the chief angry.
You said you wanted pretzel? *crunch*
Arbiter was found cowering in the fetal position while the Chief saved the world.
Up next on Howard Stern…
tuck and roll
No matter how hard he tries, the Arbiter will never be as loved as Pacman.
Given several hours to consider my discourteous remarks; perhaps they were offensive to you, Demon. If you untie my aching limbs, I will offer the utmost sincere of apologies…
After listening to Truth’s ‘Great Journey’ Magnum Opus, the Arbiter promptly delivered his ‘rebuttal’.