I Am a Crouch-Walking Ninja

Murphy’s Law is an adage that is applicable in every facet of life. If something can go wrong at work, it will. If something can go wrong on a date, it will. And if something can go wrong while playing Halo, it 100%-no-doubt-as-many-times-as-Spartanly-possible will. Just ask the plethora of people starring in the latest episode of Halo 3 Fails. The beginning and ending are less than viewing worthy, but the meat of the video should fill you up quite nicely. My favorite clip? The sneaky dude at the :56 mark. I may or may not do stupid shit like that on a regular basis. So enjoy all of these utter and complete failures. It’s a hell of a lot better than recalling the multitude of your own.

19 Responses to I Am a Crouch-Walking Ninja

  1. DeepCee says:

    The grenade “catch and throw” at 2:58 was awesome!

  2. soulofaqua says:

    I concur my wet friend.

  3. Ryan says:

    lmao i love the assist fail xD

  4. jdars1804 says:

    Nonstop lol =D

  5. jdars1804 says:

    PS: DeepCree, how do you get your own avatar?

  6. XMixMasterX says:

    Funnnny stuff

    I like the one of the dude walking off the head off his freshly spawned teammate to a falling death.

  7. disco says:

    lol, I can definately relate to most of those. I also liked the assist fail a lot. Good stuff.

  8. DeepCee says:

    @ jdars
    I think the sites called gravatar.com. Do a google search :)

  9. This was one of the greates videos i’ve seen in a long time.
    Very very funny, laughed at almost every fail.

  10. Mondo Titan says:

    i think the “Random Fail” was my favorite.

  11. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    …whoever made this needs to look at my File Share…

  12. Spartandre217 says:

    the sticky fail is something that has happened to me before…i think im gna upload it to youtube :-P

  13. newguy2445 says:

    Just checked out the first three clips in this series. And it is so boring to watch. Not because the fails aren’t funny, it’s because he replays them so damn much.

    EG:
    1st clip of fail lasts for 10 seconds, with the fail occurring in 2 seconds (so 8 seconds of setting up the scenario).
    Then the replay lasts for 10 seconds as well, when all that needed to be shown was the fail. And even then not every single one needs to be replayed.

    But it’s slightly more endurable this episode, I have hopes for the future as I love H3 Fails.

  14. newguy2445 says:

    first three *episodes*

  15. bs angel says:

    I agree with your sentiments. This episode (5) was the first one I caught in this particular series. I went back and watched all of them and saw strides being made with each subsequent episode. There’s still room for improvement but I see potential for the series as well. :)

  16. fingol says:

    the sticky fail on the flag carrier was priceless.

  17. Whaappened says:

    Story of my FPS-playing life.

  18. Rawr says:

    The part where the guy backed up over his recently respawned teammate’s head was awesome.

  19. Om0hyoidCrusher says:

    These are awesome videos! Here is a nice FTW Fail for you:

    http://www.eathalo.com/film.aspx?PID=15531

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