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8 Jan

Nine Things That Look Like Spartan Helmets

Posted by bs angel in Halo Heaven, Original Must Reads, Video Games. 32 Comments

chopper

vacuum

garlic chopper

sandwich maker

pencil sharpener

chafing dish

ping pong ball cozy

vacuum

firepit

32 Responses to this post.

Posted by EntropyAttack on January 8, 2009 at 3:38 am

Did you leave out the Legendary Helmet for a reason?

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Posted by Johnus Maximus on January 8, 2009 at 3:40 am

I don’t know what a chafing dish is, but now I want one!

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Posted by soulofaqua on January 8, 2009 at 3:49 am

….Now I feel like making a helmet… out of a vacuum cleaner… GODDAMN YOU ANGEL!

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Posted by TofuDragon7 on January 8, 2009 at 4:10 am

(In spirit of gamers on Bungie.net and the sandwich maker)

CAN I HAZ TOASTIEZZZZZ? ILL DO ANYTHIN 4 TOASTIEZZZ ARMOUR!!!!

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Posted by elpolloguapo on January 8, 2009 at 4:36 am

I think the chafing dish looks a bit like EOD, actually…

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Posted by Torrent on January 8, 2009 at 5:20 am

I can’t really see the ODST in the garlic chopper.

Now, I’m off to find some ping pong balls.

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Posted by MFone on January 8, 2009 at 5:51 am

That was funny. It made me laugh.

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Posted by Alex on January 8, 2009 at 8:22 am

Ahahha, this is fantastic-
Now i have to go find some ping pong ball cozies so that my backpack can has recon.

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Posted by Ragingterror on January 8, 2009 at 8:25 am

That vacuum cleaner looks sleek, and ripe for repurposing…

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Posted by Socket on January 8, 2009 at 9:19 am

I cant see odst in the garlic chopper either. lol.
And that sandwich maker is a bit of a stretch.

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Posted by AnTi PRO on January 8, 2009 at 9:29 am

OMG Bungie Employee! That one is the best!

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Posted by Mike on January 8, 2009 at 9:51 am

so is this going to be the next photoshopping project? take things that look like helmets and put them on in game pictures of spartans? winner gets a pat on the back?

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Posted by TheAmgine25 on January 8, 2009 at 10:16 am

Good lord. I have a bungie employee’s helmet in my backyard! T_T I DIDN’T KILL HIM I SWEAR!

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Posted by PunkPirateAFO on January 8, 2009 at 10:27 am

I lol’d at the last one. Some very imaginative thinking here.

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Posted by MK28 on January 8, 2009 at 10:38 am

Anyone ever notice that the cab of the Green SWAT truck (named Bulkhead) in Transformers Animated could pass for a Halo Anime helmet? I swear I’m not making this up or high on my own Halo-geektardiness.
I wanna Swordfish Pencil Sharpener that looks like the Mark V… So I can say I pwn a Mark V!

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Posted by Gilver on January 8, 2009 at 10:57 am

Angel, you are amazing.

LOL
That vacuum cleaner looks so much like ODST, its scary.
LOL

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Posted by Bryan Simon on January 8, 2009 at 11:55 am

This is too funny =)

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Posted by Ryan on January 8, 2009 at 12:18 pm

haha nice. btw bryan simon posted! sweet

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Posted by RevenADD on January 8, 2009 at 12:31 pm

Oh. My. God. That last one…Looked just like Shiska….

cAn i hAz R3c0n?*%$^?

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Posted by RevenADD on January 8, 2009 at 12:31 pm

Don’t ban me Shiska!! I was only trying humor!!

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Posted by nixproto on January 8, 2009 at 1:34 pm

this is golden! the last one took me a minute to get!

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Posted by Idlewheelman on January 8, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Good stuff, last one especially

hehe…icanhaz firepit ploxzor!?

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Posted by Legendary Blue on January 8, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I can haz Breville BR52 Sandwich maker!?

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Posted by TofuDragon7 on January 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm

I have just read this post again…..

WTF IS A CHAFING DISH?!?
Why does food need to be ‘chafed’?
Why do prawns need to be chafed actually? Have you ever ‘chafed’ a prawn?

Man, if I need to chaff prawns/shrimp/seafood I’d put them between my bastarding thighs!

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Posted by Whaappened? on January 8, 2009 at 6:02 pm

The reason I played Halo was to get SECURITY ARMOR AND YOU COMPARE ITS AWESOMENESS TO A CHAFING DISH lol just kidding.

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Posted by spinnakerjksc on January 8, 2009 at 7:31 pm

Dude! I love the freaking ping pong cozy!

Jordan.

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Posted by Bad Bob HD on January 9, 2009 at 5:17 am

Here’s a blavk version of the ODST Vacuum cleaner!!!

http://www.appliancist.com/samsung-bagless-vacuum-cleaner-mbq935.jpg

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Posted by Xenokyro on January 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm

I’d have to say that that Samsung vacuum is the strongest resemblence in that list.

Ah damnit! Now I wanna modify and wear it! (Must…suppress…fandom)

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Posted by Skibur on January 10, 2009 at 1:38 am

Haha @ the Bungie Employee :P

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Posted by Lindsay on January 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm

All your fireplace are belong to us. ;)

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Posted by NiteShad0w44 on January 10, 2009 at 11:42 pm

OMG i have half of these stuff and my cousins have this other stuff and we all play Halo 3 and we havnt evne frekon noticed it!!!

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