The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years

Have you endlessly perfected the popular 80’s dance move where you look like you are stepping forward while you are actually gliding backwards? Does music sometimes compel you to grab your junk before you even realize it? Have you ever thought you were a complete bad ass because you were wearing a single white blinged out glove? Do you ever find yourself yearning after young boys? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you will love this entertaining Michael Jackson-themed video that mixes iconic scenes from Beat It and Thriller with the irresistibly adorable Sackboys and girls from LittleBigPlanet. The beginning is rather slow so hang in there past the first minute to catch all the enchantingly charming parts. For the record, I know the dance routines from both of those videos by heart. Because I am that cool. And by cool, I mean totally and completely lame.

*A big thank you to EmpiricalM, who apparently beats it quite regularly, for the tip!

10 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Rhamsey on January 6, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    this is great.

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  2. Posted by BBJynne on January 6, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    if all of them apply to me do I win?

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  3. Posted by Mace WIndex on January 6, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    Michael Jackson always had incomprehensible vocals for someone so popular.

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  4. lol – the way they move is a bit too spooky and creepy for me!

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  5. Holy crap. I love people who make things like this.

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  6. I love this game!

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  7. Posted by EmpiricalM on January 7, 2009 at 5:38 am

    As much as I hate to (love to) admit it, I know the dances too…sometimes, doing the first 8-count of the beat it dance is the only way I can calm myself down enough to sleep at nights.

    Heeeee-heeeeeeee, a-chumon

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  8. Posted by Mizzy on January 7, 2009 at 9:52 am

    Fav parts: spaz-attack guy and making the girl look so ditzy from the Thriller video

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  9. Posted by BerserkerBarage on January 7, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Wow…that is fricken’ sweet!

    Although…the words “beat it” and “sockboy” should *never* be used in the same sentence if you’re trying to be serious.

    ~B.B.

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