IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
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Posted by Grumpy Jedi on January 6, 2009 at 11:18 am
Why did the term “bump mapping” just come to mind?
Posted by ReverendTiki on January 6, 2009 at 11:48 am
There may be a camel toe but there is no arrow
Posted by mendicantbias00 on January 6, 2009 at 11:59 am
Did SoMP find this too???
Posted by FoxmanFX on January 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I con only post a link to avideo in response:
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on January 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Nope, SoMP got pwned on this one guys.
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on January 6, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Right now, somebody in Bungie is defending themselves, saying “It’s just a clothing seam, I swear!”
Are her fingernails painted pink? And is it me or does the side of her leg look a bit like spartan armor, with that random trapezoid shape there? Suspiiiiciouuuus.
And, after five minutes, I’m still staring at her crotch. Hm.
Posted by bs angel on January 6, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Welcome to the dark side Queen of Blades. Hope you enjoy your stay!
Posted by Ryan on January 6, 2009 at 12:21 pm
What im wondering is why someone took a pic of her crotch in the first place lol?
Posted by DethPwn on January 6, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Don’t wanna play on that sandtrap
Posted by DethPwn on January 6, 2009 at 12:27 pm
(In response to Queen of Blades) Prepare For Glory!
Posted by DeepCee on January 6, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Whats wrong with her hands?
Yeah people…I’m looking at her hands too!
Posted by Ryan on January 6, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I just assumes she was infected and thats why her hands are freaky
Posted by Ryan on January 6, 2009 at 1:14 pm
assumed* I can’t type lol
Posted by DTA MoonDawg on January 6, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Cameltoetacular!
Posted by Mizzy on January 6, 2009 at 1:32 pm
A woman has no time to get a manicure when she’s trying to save humanity.
Posted by DeepCee on January 6, 2009 at 1:57 pm
True. But these look like zombie hands O_o
Posted by countofflanders on January 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm
@DeepCee
No doubt… those are some nasty-looking hands! Ugh…
Posted by cbd on January 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
somehow that reminded me of this:
Posted by TofuDragon7 on January 6, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Seems like the UNSC don’t endorse regulation underwear.
Posted by Spar7anT1g3r on January 6, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Oh look!
The Halo 1 Pistol.
Posted by Legendary Blue on January 6, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Her hands look frightening, and this makes the graphics look less good, and more perverted lol :)
Posted by Reneiw on January 6, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I think that the tightness shown in the picture rules out the “arrow” from a while back…
PINK NAIL POLISH!
I can has face glitter?
Posted by AusQB on January 7, 2009 at 12:55 am
I love Bungie’s attention to detail.
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on January 7, 2009 at 3:46 am
LOL, Aus. LOL.
Posted by Penguin Ninjoid on January 7, 2009 at 5:01 am
Another poignant example of the ‘Uncanny Valley.’
Posted by Freddy Gipson on January 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm
That’s some hawt polygon action.
Posted by DethPwn on January 7, 2009 at 7:46 pm
LAWLZ
Posted by buttskunk on February 10, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Very juvenile