IH3SotW: The Toe of Keyes’s Camel

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

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30 Responses to IH3SotW: The Toe of Keyes’s Camel

  1. Grumpy Jedi says:

    Why did the term “bump mapping” just come to mind?

  2. ReverendTiki says:

    There may be a camel toe but there is no arrow

  3. Did SoMP find this too???

  4. FoxmanFX says:

    I con only post a link to avideo in response:

  5. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Nope, SoMP got pwned on this one guys.

  6. Right now, somebody in Bungie is defending themselves, saying “It’s just a clothing seam, I swear!”

    Are her fingernails painted pink? And is it me or does the side of her leg look a bit like spartan armor, with that random trapezoid shape there? Suspiiiiciouuuus.

    And, after five minutes, I’m still staring at her crotch. Hm.

  7. bs angel says:

    Welcome to the dark side Queen of Blades. Hope you enjoy your stay!

  8. Ryan says:

    What im wondering is why someone took a pic of her crotch in the first place lol?

  9. DethPwn says:

    Don’t wanna play on that sandtrap

  10. DethPwn says:

    (In response to Queen of Blades) Prepare For Glory!

  11. DeepCee says:

    Whats wrong with her hands?
    Yeah people…I’m looking at her hands too!

  12. Ryan says:

    I just assumes she was infected and thats why her hands are freaky

  13. Ryan says:

    assumed* I can’t type lol

  14. DTA MoonDawg says:

    Cameltoetacular!

  15. Mizzy says:

    A woman has no time to get a manicure when she’s trying to save humanity.

  16. DeepCee says:

    True. But these look like zombie hands O_o

  17. @DeepCee
    No doubt… those are some nasty-looking hands! Ugh…

  18. cbd says:

    somehow that reminded me of this:

  19. TofuDragon7 says:

    Seems like the UNSC don’t endorse regulation underwear.

  20. Spar7anT1g3r says:

    Oh look!

    The Halo 1 Pistol.

  21. Legendary Blue says:

    Her hands look frightening, and this makes the graphics look less good, and more perverted lol :)

  22. Reneiw says:

    I think that the tightness shown in the picture rules out the “arrow” from a while back…

    PINK NAIL POLISH!
    I can has face glitter?

  23. AusQB says:

    I love Bungie’s attention to detail.

  24. LOL, Aus. LOL.

  25. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    Another poignant example of the ‘Uncanny Valley.’

  26. That’s some hawt polygon action.

  27. DethPwn says:

    LAWLZ

  28. buttskunk says:

    Very juvenile

  29. ShadowNova DVX says:

    That made my day!

    HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO HER HAND?!?

  30. iPurism says:

    Someone at Bungie is very dedicated to getting every last detail in every nook and cranny.

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