Spartans Starring as Sperm
January 4, 2009 20 Comments
Some people, such as Predator5791, use Halo 3′s Forge to customize maps into stunning pieces of art. Other people, such as the collective group halo3helpers, feel inspired to use the map design tool to make prodigious penises. Proportions seem significantly off and the scant spermies get embarrassingly little distance, but I’m sure it was hard on the creators erecting such an unique spectacle. And you know what rhymes with spectacle? Debacle, which is basically what this video is. Oh relax, I’m only kidding. I just couldn’t think of anything else that rhymed with spectacle.
ok, first off, HALO’S CLOSED! (sorry had to)
also, I don’t know weather to be impressed, offended, or to hid in a corner sucking my thumb.
thanks for the lulz
…uh, well, that’s uh…interesting. I dont think I’ve seen forge used to actually mimic biological functions, only to show them.
Oh god, they’re everywhere!
Creative?
eww…..
“That’s no moon…”
Something tells me these guys don’t get it much, or more likely, they don’t get any at all.
Cue song: “Big Balls”, by AC/DC
LMFAO That was some fucking funny ass shit!!!
Oh no, we get it, Ragingterror. We get it.
“only stupid people are breeding”
This map should be featured on bungie favorites… k, maybe not.
Peter North approves.
i googled peter north… for a 20 year old guy, i really dont know my porn stars
this reminds me of that one time when i was taking those shots of tequila, it was so awesome…
but i’ll let your imagination take care of the rest… ;-)
oh oh, angel i just got an idea: “Finish Me!” start a halo related story, like a sentence or two and we’ll finish you in the comments and maybe recreate our endings in screenshots. like:
“So there I was in the Gauss Warthog turret, pwn’n n00bs left and right. But suddenly I saw in the distance, a red shimmering red light cross my HUD…”
Finish me…
i know i ain’t too creative at six in the morning, but that’s what i got. what do you think??? :-)
Didn’t you show me this like a month ago?
Been saving this one for your own personal use eh?
Well. That was odd.
Sex ed: halo style! Recon condoms anyone? LOL
“I just couldn’t think of anything else that rhymed with spectacle.”
I’ve got two for you: testicle.
The first thing I thought of when I saw this was “EWWW its all over the wall”. @_@