Some people, such as Predator5791, use Halo 3’s Forge to customize maps into stunning pieces of art. Other people, such as the collective group halo3helpers, feel inspired to use the map design tool to make prodigious penises. Proportions seem significantly off and the scant spermies get embarrassingly little distance, but I’m sure it was hard on the creators erecting such an unique spectacle. And you know what rhymes with spectacle? Debacle, which is basically what this video is. Oh relax, I’m only kidding. I just couldn’t think of anything else that rhymed with spectacle.
Posted by tanaka sagara on January 4, 2009 at 2:24 pm
ok, first off, HALO’S CLOSED! (sorry had to)
also, I don’t know weather to be impressed, offended, or to hid in a corner sucking my thumb.
thanks for the lulz
Posted by Naepa34 on January 4, 2009 at 3:43 pm
…uh, well, that’s uh…interesting. I dont think I’ve seen forge used to actually mimic biological functions, only to show them.
Posted by Das Kalk on January 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Oh god, they’re everywhere!
Posted by Dusty Boy T on January 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Creative?
Posted by Tentimook on January 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm
eww…..
Posted by Whaappened? on January 4, 2009 at 4:33 pm
“That’s no moon…”
Posted by Ragingterror on January 4, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Something tells me these guys don’t get it much, or more likely, they don’t get any at all.
Posted by The Silver Fox on January 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Cue song: “Big Balls”, by AC/DC
Posted by Brainster on January 4, 2009 at 5:12 pm
LMFAO That was some fucking funny ass shit!!!
Posted by Dusty Boy T on January 4, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Oh no, we get it, Ragingterror. We get it.
Posted by Rhamsey on January 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm
“only stupid people are breeding”
Posted by x Encounter x on January 4, 2009 at 8:10 pm
This map should be featured on bungie favorites… k, maybe not.
Posted by Mace Windex on January 4, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Peter North approves.
Posted by Rhamsey on January 5, 2009 at 12:11 am
i googled peter north… for a 20 year old guy, i really dont know my porn stars
Posted by the Light Show on January 5, 2009 at 2:55 am
this reminds me of that one time when i was taking those shots of tequila, it was so awesome…
but i’ll let your imagination take care of the rest… ;-)
oh oh, angel i just got an idea: “Finish Me!” start a halo related story, like a sentence or two and we’ll finish you in the comments and maybe recreate our endings in screenshots. like:
“So there I was in the Gauss Warthog turret, pwn’n n00bs left and right. But suddenly I saw in the distance, a red shimmering red light cross my HUD…”
Finish me…
i know i ain’t too creative at six in the morning, but that’s what i got. what do you think??? :-)
Posted by Tortacular on January 5, 2009 at 3:01 am
Didn’t you show me this like a month ago?
Been saving this one for your own personal use eh?
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on January 5, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Well. That was odd.
Posted by nixproto on January 5, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Sex ed: halo style! Recon condoms anyone? LOL
Posted by Mace WIndex on January 5, 2009 at 10:00 pm
“I just couldn’t think of anything else that rhymed with spectacle.”
I’ve got two for you: testicle.
Posted by Ryan on January 6, 2009 at 9:24 am
The first thing I thought of when I saw this was “EWWW its all over the wall”. @_@