-find lost family member that has arbitrarily sent me on this giant adventure by leaving the safety of the vault and accidently thrown me into a life ‘osh..’ and ‘WHAT IS THAT?’ and ‘my shotgun broke…oh god’ all because he felt the need to get away…thanks dad-
or
-complete oblivions main quest-
either are equally exciting and long… damn you bethesda!!!! your main quest are always so long and well thought out…
1 Up, Nab the gold, Tap A, Get Style Points, Dodge the truck, eat the ghost, ride an ostrich, shoot an alien, prepare to drop, reach hollow, get that goddamn bunnycomb to die, grab it from behind (giggity), make it out of the city, and finish the fight
So how sad is it that I know each and every one of these references?
Also, where’s the “actually beat Ninja Gaiden” one, or the “beat Ninja Gaiden on Master Ninja” one. Or hell, “Play Mass Effect, but DON’T engage in sexual intercorse.”
You forgot,
- Learn to turn into the ball thing
I can see two on that list that would make it to mine.
Got another one
-Beat the Meatflag
Move out of parents’ house
Ideally… shouldn’t this be at the top of the list?
Im so happy i dont get all these references. Im glad im not a total video game dork
-Survive multiple zombie Apocalypses
this is so generic that it made me cringe
-Get Recon
-Become uber 1337
Mine would be learn not to die so much!
Im only 13, I can’t move out yet!
-find lost family member that has arbitrarily sent me on this giant adventure by leaving the safety of the vault and accidently thrown me into a life ‘osh..’ and ‘WHAT IS THAT?’ and ‘my shotgun broke…oh god’ all because he felt the need to get away…thanks dad-
or
-complete oblivions main quest-
either are equally exciting and long… damn you bethesda!!!! your main quest are always so long and well thought out…
-Perform UBER 1337 N05(0P35!!!!!1111one
Play dirty and go for the legs! (What no new Star Wars Hoth interpretation?)
Find the girl: save the world!
Regain your memories and powers to discover your true self…
Get a Second Life… maybe even a third…
Make use of your Ubersome HaXXor skills as the ‘master of unlocking’.
Play a non-FPS for more than three hours a fortnight.
Enquire about current Status of Duke Nukem Forever order.
Run more: camp less / Run less: camp more, just lose the Headless Chicken Routine.
ha! i got some of these thank goodness not all. but forgot:
-go through the fire and the flames
-startle the witch
-realize that runners vision is overrated
Decline offers for cake, lolz.
lol the first and last on the list are always on MY list.
1 Up, Nab the gold, Tap A, Get Style Points, Dodge the truck, eat the ghost, ride an ostrich, shoot an alien, prepare to drop, reach hollow, get that goddamn bunnycomb to die, grab it from behind (giggity), make it out of the city, and finish the fight
And blow up Megaton… Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!
So how sad is it that I know each and every one of these references?
Also, where’s the “actually beat Ninja Gaiden” one, or the “beat Ninja Gaiden on Master Ninja” one. Or hell, “Play Mass Effect, but DON’T engage in sexual intercorse.”
Heres another:
Remember to press “Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B Start” before every game
Make a Zombie Plan!
Not worth $300 postage an handling…
lol I get most of the references, and I’m only 15 my parent won’t let me move out yet =[