No Pussy While Playing Halo

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23 Responses to No Pussy While Playing Halo

  1. Dusty Boy T says:

    I can get two pussies on my lap while playing Halo…
    Bow-chika-wow-wow

  2. Naepa34 says:

    Yea, pretty accurate in its actual meaning, way off in the innuendo meaning.

  3. NyHitman0401 says:

    2 Dogs, 3 Cats, Three Pussies!

  4. well, the only cat in my house belongs to my mom… i hate that evil thing and i never let it sleep on me. i always kick it outside while she’s not looking… 0=)

  5. NyHitman0401 says:

    @ the Light Show,

    I know they always climb on me! I feel like im going to get a BlowJob any second but…BAM!!! I kick it =D

  6. Cat says:

    True!

  7. bs angel says:

    This actually happened to me last night. I put the cat out as soon as the game was over, lol …

  8. My cat always sees videogame time as an open invitation to nap on me. Usually I don’t mind, but every now and then she decides the headset cord is a toy…

  9. oh man! so accurate for my evil monster. Mine loves it when I play games, and usually decides the controller would make a neat rubbing post for her head…

  10. Das Kalk says:

    haha, i don’t have a cat!

  11. Tentimook says:

    My cat is sooo sweet. I may sit down to play and he jumps up on my big comfy chair and lets me pet him while I play. Then if I get pissed at a game he usually runs away…. lol.

  12. MK28 says:

    A recent study shows that when playing Halo; that’s when a gamer produces the most bodywarmth; pussy loves nothing more than inner warmth… I’m going straight to Hell, aren’t I?

  13. bs angel says:

    It’s ok. You’ll have plenty of good company! :)

  14. Whaappened? says:

    My friend’s fat pussy bit my hand. True story.

  15. Zoom says:

    I’ll take all your unwanted kitties. I’ll treat them nice!

  16. Shaggydeath says:

    5 cats and 2 dogs equals mayhem while playing halo!especially when I have to be wired in due to low batteries

  17. ratzerman says:

    So true…. I especially enjoy the mid-match “dinner tym wuz haf our ago” claw to the face.

  18. COL0NEL SANDERS says:

    I WISH my fat, lazy, dumbass cats would lay on my lap when I play games.
    I used to have 4 cats, but the only 2 good ones died. :(
    Now I’m stuck with the mean ones who never sit on my lap.

  19. Peniamina says:

    That happens to me all the time my cats never sleep on me unless i’m on my laptop or playing halo 3 (or other 360 games) I usually close the door now but they can still open it, crafty little ninjas they are.

  20. Nyssa says:

    When my fiancee and I used to play on XBL together, his kitty always seems to enjoy resting behind the monitor and her nose sticks out from underneath. So cute! ^_^

  21. GeneralCupcakes says:

    This totally applies to me.

  22. A(lex) Ha says:

    I love using my laptop, though.

  23. Ryan says:

    My cat always distracts me when I play games, and I have ADD so its hard enough to focus as it is T-T

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