Friday Caption Fun, Round 29
January 2, 2009 89 Comments
It’s another holiday week yet somehow I remembered that today is Friday. Somebody give me a cookie! Another year has come and gone, and 2009 promises to bring us more goodies than ever. Halo Wars. Halo 3: ODST. New maps. Recon armor. I think I speak for all of us when I say bring it on! While the future offerings dance around our head, let’s caption another screenshot. First up though? Last week’s responses of course.
- “Whoa! So this is where the secret stash of Cortana pron was hidden!” (StealthSpeed3)
- “In other news, the gonk droid in the Lego Star Wars video games was found in Halo today.” (Mysterioso2006)
- “They can’t see me, I can’t see them!” (Sarge Tomzilla)
- “Master Chief’s not gettin’ fatter, he’s just retaining water.” (RuneOfRed)
- “After the all night Christmas Party, Blue woke up drunk, wet, and very confused.” (Celsius070)
- “Chief! You got it all wrong. Step two only says stick your junk in that box, not your entire torso. Idiot.” (ALTEX)
- “This just goes to show that the content of SPAM is… questionable.” (Queen 0f Blades)
- “I can’t get up! Help me Ralphy!” (the Light Show)
- “And in other news, a Spartan has been suspended from sentry duty today for sleeping on the job. Suspicions were first aroused by colleagues hearing loud snoring noises and then the random appearance of two flailing legs. The Spartan in question claims to have been dreaming of running away from an obese, sword-wielding Spartan and a crotchless Unnggoy…” (MK2B)
- “Cortana: Do a….. barrel roll?” (Plazmamuffin)
References to my favorite SNL skit, the most hilarious Christmas movie ever, AND past Friday Caption Funs? Everybody who posted last week wins! I’m expecting equally entertaining things from you this week as well, just so you know. My submission for the following screenshot is “Elites: 1,000,000 hidden bodies and counting” but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: RahzelReborn
*Snicker* This is the best hiding spot EVAR!
“Since he could no longer nap in the barrel, The Spartan hoped no one would find his back-up napping spot.”
“So that’s where I left my blue armor…….”
“I Know What You Did Last Summer……”
Spartan bodies make for excellent earthquake shock dampeners.
When the covenant bullies found out all lockers were already filled with Spartans they found alternatives.
Roughly translated, this would be the Covenant version of the Boogey-man that lives under your bed.
And I told him so not to let people walk over him!
A skillful ninja hides and waits for the perfect time to strike his prey… this guy is just stuck.
The downside of a teleportation glitch.
The Elite returned upstairs after he couldn’t find fava beans or a nice chianti.
“Effing Campers”
of all the rotten places on the map i had to respawn here. Sonofa…..
b12y4n & bs angel finally let their emotions explode.
Elite: Hope you are nice and comfy! You spawn-camping bastard!!!
“respawn in 3… 2… 1… *beep* hey… HEY!!!! WTF H@X0R5!!!!!”
techies can sleep anywhere
“this hiding spot was great until i realized…i cant shoot anybody”
*muffled cry* “oww”
“blarg?”
“i mean…squeak”
“blarg.”
I iz NINJAAAA!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!
NOO!! Not another teleport trap!
It puts the lotion on its hands… Next time he wont talk to strangers!
“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! –tear up the planks! here, here! –It is the beating of his hideous heart!” -Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart
“they locked angel up to stop her from betraying anyone else”
This is obviously a seen that seen from Disturbia…When they find the dead body under the floor as a result of that kid’s friends running through the murderer’s house…
Obviously….
A seen that seen from Disturbia?
What am I typing?
A scene from Disturbia…
That’s what it was supposed to say. lol
Yeahhhh… I don’t know how i got here, so can someone just let me out..
LoL, just like the opening of a Law & Order episode! :D
“HOLY SHIT! She not wearing any panties. Wait… WTF am I looking at here?”
While camping may be a legitimate strategy, some places are better to camp at than others. In terms of getting kills, this one is terrible. In terms of dodging frag grenades, on the other hand, it is excellent.
If you forget my lunch money again…not even Bungie can save you.
-Where is Ivan?
-Gave him a break.
Caboose’s Elite-feet-foot fetish was getting the better of him. He had began reaching through the stair grills just to touch them.
This’ll stop my restless leg syndrome. ZZZzzzz
I’ve not seen Dave for a week and what is with that God-awful smell around here?
“Oh come on man, let me out! I promise not to make any more ‘wort wort wort’ jokes!”
My Liege: most of the Spartan contingency have been rounded up, but one is still missing!
It’s very spacious for any potential buyer and even the stairwell decor is exquisite down to very last detail. Of course the contemporary theme has a very specific market: Halo fans and Serial killers…
Like there’s even a difference, people?!
As the lovelorn Elite gazed loftily while the Sangheili lady of his dreams ascended the stairs to leave his life forever, something insanely stupid and surreal caught his eye:
“Woot?”
Honey, have you noticed little Timmy has been acting strange lately? Coming it at all hours and playing them darn videogames; I’m going up to his room to check on him.
I see dead people… just not the ‘walking-around kind of dead people’.
We haven’t found the body yet, Detective; this one is so much harder than last weeks ‘open and shut case’.
Humping is old school, we got new shit now.
And I told her straight! I said: ‘Sandy, I ain’t letting you walk all over me NO more!’
I hit that mofo so hard, they didn’t even have to dig him a hole!
“Trying so see if it’s true about elites with big feet is hard work.”
“Those damn reds….”
Hide and Seek your doing it…..right? holy shit!
HELP!
I DONT WANNA BE SAFE ANYMORE!!!
“The Spartan found a new way to fulfill his foot fetish unnoticed.”
“The Diary of Spartan Anne Frank”
With Angel gone, hopefully that will be the end of those codpiece jokes.
hiiissssssssssssssssss ground walkers!!!!
In the 2552 re-write of the Tell-Tale Heart, the killer found it exceedingly difficult to dismember the heavily armoured body for disposal, so he had to settle for just hiding the whole thing in Harry Potter’s bedroom.
Talk about getting stuck between a rock and a hard place.
“Woot! This is the best hiding spot ever for Infection!”
Announcer: “Round over…”
“Oh cool, I lived through the time limit. Oh wait…I’m stuck… Help? Anyone? Except teh z0mbies?”
Halo mafia EXPOSED!
“Steve had great hiding places for the bodies, but he’d have to start finding new ones – they were getting out.”
“As he reached for his hat and the grate cut through his hand, Indiana Jones realised that agreeing to do a fifth film was a bad idea…”
“Ben Myers found out, like so many others, that teasing his brother Mike was a very bad idea indeed.”
Goddammit! This is the last time we try to reenact the trash compactor scene from episode four!
You can look through the wardrobes! I swear on the Hatchlings that there’s nobody else, Darling… *shhhhh*
Edgar Allan Poe, you’re doing it right
“Stealth infiltration gone wrong…”
“You’re so selfish! Who cares if you’re stuck in a vent? I’m like, 3 feet off the ground!”
So this is what Bungie meant by ‘stealth’ in Halo 3: ODST…
IT’S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!!!!!
It seems the HLG were right about being professional hiders.
During your visit, there shall be NO jumping in the catacombs. Pay your respects properly..
Blue Spartan: “Okay, who the heck was blocking the teleporter?”
Elite: *Snickers and casually walks away*
During the early phases of teleportation node constructions, test subjects were routinely sent through the nodes with the hope that they would make it out in the correct spot. However, mistakes were common, and expected, leaving some test subjects to exit the teleporters in…unfortunate places.
*mutters* stupid UNSC pavers…*glances over* hey buddy! lend a hand here?! *sighs* Never mind, just walk on me like that…
After finding the perfect spot to spy on the girls in the locker room, Phil got stuck only to realise he was not in the girl’s locker room.
Dave the blue was the 3rd best hide and seek player in the world.
The two others, Madelaine McCann And Anne Frank, were just unbeatable.
Ruti ‘Lokamee was found dead today, having hung himself from the light fixture above his cubicle.
“Help! Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
Scotty, beam me back! Beam me back!
The UNSC take pod hotels to the extreme…
Spartan-63 Hehe, they’ll never find us here!
AI: Erm…Spartan?
Spartan-63: Yeah?
AI: HOW THE HELL DO WE GET OUT!?
“I’m going to be the master of disguise, im going to be the master of disguise”
Hey guys! I found Waldo!
the 2552 remake of Kill Bill
This is why I hate to be teamed up with noobs on Grifball.
What if Bungie made the Metal Gear Solid game?
I told you dude, the cake is a lie.
Trapped under the floor for three hours and counting, Blue regrets his ill-fated attempt to emulate Solid Snake.
Hey, this ain’t my grave and I most definitely do NOT feel welcome in it!
If only I had Angelina Jolie to keep me company like we were two super bad-ass assassins and -Oh shit, I think he saw me!
My Zen Master instruct me to become one with my environment; so I’m making like a floorboard! How’m I laying?
Oh man, if it weren’t so confined in here and I could reach my crotch with my hand, I’d be in a voyeuristic heaven.
The obese Spartan’s diet was becoming easier as the days wore on; of course, there was the occasionally slow-moving rat to feast upon…
Whoa, no panties -I think I’m blind!
It’s a trap! Don’t send anyone else through the portal. For the love of God, do NOT send anyone else through -there’s just no room!
S’why I’m the triple award winning Hide-and-Seek Champion; last week’s competition was a fix…
Banana! Matte! Neck! Love-pumpkin! Hawtty Mcbloggy! Cherry-plums! *SIGH* Can we at least set up a CLUE for the safeword, honey? And this costume’s really beginning to chafe!
You just got knocked the F**k out!
The Spartan opts for a Faceplant as the Elite looks to gain some major point advantages with that big air! Over to you: Cotton.
Therefore, the sufferer of claustrophobia must be exposed to a period of ‘flooding’, an intense engagement of close confinement, to help cure them of their phobia… Alles Klar?
And you found this Shrink online!
Camping spots like those put hair on your chest. And kinks in your legs.
Hey Joe: c’mere: is that Hue-Janato’Mee, the famous Elite Pornstar coming out the showers? I thought I recognised him… just not usually from this angle!
Hey Joe c’mere: is that Hue-Janato ‘Mee -the famous Elite Pornstar- coming out of the showers? I thought I recognised him… just not used to seeing him from such a bad angle!
Double post? My bad, evidently some Submit To Comment lag… (it goes with the other thread see and I just saw a means of making my hiccup relevant).
Personal favourite:
“Wow… looks like another Myth Busted!”
I wish I’d come up with that instead of the lame-ass pornstar derivative. :(
“Elites make lame horror flicks too”
While much less popular, the slave trade has lived on through 2552…
In a game of Infection, The spartans had no choice but to hide and wait. They soon realized how skipping training excercises affected the outcome.
Taking HLG to a whole new level.
(sorry triple post)
“Shhh…..”
“Best. Hide and Seek Game. Ever.”
“Being buried alive – You’re doing it wrong!”
“Orange was pissed off when he found out that his friend Blue was too scared to play Matchmaking.”
At this point, Blue noticed the great boots of the one man who gave him a round house kick to the face…
Now if i can reach my gun I’ll be golden
HISTORY: Being buried under the steps of the Lincoln memorial by aliens
“what Buck-o didn’t realise as he woke up in the crawl-space, was that he fell asleep in an MLG match… just wait until he realizes the shaving cream beard on his balls, the male appendages sharpied on his helmet and the carrot shoved up his ass.”
~Admiral Madden~
Sadly, the Halo movie will actually be a re-imagining of the first Star Wars movie. In this sneak preview, we see Master Chief as Han Solo, hiding under the floor panels of the Millenium Falcon.
After the accidental murder of his interracial partner, another elite decides to take his own life.