Suggestive Xbox 360 Achievements, Part Two
December 30, 2008 35 Comments
All Xbox 360 titles have a rather addictive feature called achievements which are unlocked through completion of game-specific challenges. Gamerscores reflect the total number of achievement points that have been acquired by each individual Xbox 360 user. Hidden within many of the achievement names are sometimes obvious but sometimes subtle sexual innuendos. Enjoy the first batch of suggestive Xbox 360 achievements I have uncovered from retail games starting with the letters A-F. And in case you haven’t figured it out yet, the subject matter contained in this article is adult-oriented. Proceed at your own risk.
The Money Shot
Aim for the face. Any other type of shot is so not money.
(Gears of War)
Takes a Licking
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Until it explodes. And then falls asleep.
(Gears of War 2)
Beat the Meatflag
Clean your rifle. Polish the rocket. Crank your snip. And if you still aren’t satiated, beat the meatflag.
(Gears of War 2)
Always Hard
Also known as the man of my dreams.
(Guitar Hero III)
Mine is Bigger Than Yours
It’s not just the size of your long barrel that matters, but also the girth.
(Guitar Hero World Tour)
Big Ten Inch Record
It’s only a record if you are usually nine inches. If you typically run eleven, it’s called a bad night.
(Guitar Hero: Aerosmith)
Came… From… Behind
You don’t love me, you just love my doggystyle. And I’m ok with that.
(Halo 3)
Impenetrable
This achievement can only be unlocked after you are married.
(Iron Man)
Hot Delivery
I’ll always sign for a package, especially if it’s of the extra large variety. Bow chicka bow wow.
(Jumper)
Back-Door Action
Sometimes you get tired of going in through the front door. Times like that are when the back door comes in handy.
(Just Cause)
The Cleavage
Not many people can resist traveling through the beautiful and majestic mountains. Nor should they.
(Just Cause)
Wearing Me Out
You are wearing me out. Keep up the good work!
(Karaoke Revolution: American Idol Encore 2)
Eat floor… High fiber.
What’s on the floor? Carpet. So eat up. It’ll help keep you regular. Or something like that.
(Lego Batman)
Welcome to My Lips
There’s a party on my lips. And you don’t even need an invitation to come!
(Lips)
What’s Your Fantasy?
It has to do with two girls, one cup, a tub, three elderly men, and a lemon.
(Major League Baseball 2k8)
Italians Do It Better
As I cannot confirm nor deny this statement, I will immediately begin my research. Is it ok if I skip straight to the experiment step?
(MotoGP 08)
He’s coming fast!
Oh well. Leaves more time for video games I suppose.
(Quantum of Solace)
Bush Master
With lots and lots of practice, you too can become a master of the bush!
(Shellshock 2: Blood Trails)
Taste Like Tuna
What did you expect it to taste like? Chicken?
(Sonic’s Ultimate Game Collection)
Wet and Wild
Two prerequisites for any potential date. Assuming you want to have fun that is.
(The Club)
Pole Dancer
If you’re lucky, she’ll not only dance on your pole but she’ll also polish it.
(Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08)
All your Balls are Belong to Us
And by us, they mean me. w00t!
(Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09)
Furry Fairways
As long as the fairways don’t look like Buckwheat in a headlock, you should be ok.
(Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09)
Ride My Rockets!
Only if you promise they will make me explode.
(Timeshift)
Call of Booty
The booty is calling. I suggest you pick up.
(Tom Clancy’s EndWar)
To be continued …
Impenetrable
This achievement can only be unlocked after you are married.
+1 ZING! :P
What’s Your Fantasy?
It has to do with two girls, one cup, a tub, three elderly men, and a lemon.
*facepalm*
Oh angel, you’re terrible (in an awesome way).
May I also recommend:
* Saint’s Row 2′s “Spread the Love”
* Fallout 3′s “Silver-Tongued Devil”
* Unreal Tournament 3′s “Goo God”, “Never Saw it Coming”, “30 Minutes or Less” and “Let’s Get It On”
* Simpson Game’s “Nice Cans!”
* Rock Band 2′s “Beat It” and “Fill Me In”
* Penny Arcade 2′s “Pervert”
* Rainbow Six 2′s “Come Closer”
your corrupting us all :D
the ‘takes a licking’ could also apply to females…just a matter of personal preference
I saw Call of Booty the first time I played EndWar, and that’s exactly what I thought.
All Your Balls Are Belong To Us-that one is a gem in both name and that’s-what-she-said-ability.
I didn’t get the LEGO Batman one…
I probably didn’t get it because I haven’t spent enough time on this site…lol
Damn right bitch! Italians rock! Represent!
Have you (for lack of a better word) achieved all of these achievements, miss angel?
@ Kato – don’t go spoiling part three on us now ;)
way too funny!
*shakes head*
:)
Ride My Rockets!
Only if you promise they will make me explode.
(Timeshift)
Angel wins.
Hawty McBloggy: Corrupting the world one gamer at a time
:)
lol, seriously…
Another post I am left speechless after viewing.
From the upcoming game “Halo Wars”
Covenant “Hot Drop”- We all know where this “drop” is going
Thinkin’ about My Doorbell- 24/7
So Lonely at the Top- Not when BS Angel is on bottom
24 Hours of Quality- Thats what i thought i paid for
Source: http://www.worthplaying.com/article.php?sid=58546
lol – Happy New Year everyone!
And keep ‘em coming Hawty :)
I dont get the “What’s Your Fantasy?” one lol but the rest are hillarious
[b]Came… From… Behind[/b]
[i]You don’t love me, you just love my doggystyle. And I’m ok with that.[/i]
shouldn’t it be “[i]i’m down with that[/i]“
O_o….
Post resurrection!
Please don’t take this the wrong way HawtyMcBloggy, but WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? Sorry if I sound rude, I’m just wondering. (Sorry if anything in this post breaks a rule, just tell me the rule and I won’t do it again.)
There’s this really neat feature on the majority of web browsers called the back button. Might I suggest you use it if you don’t like what you find here? Unless someone is sitting next to you with a gun to your head, I do believe you can navigate your way to somewhere that reflects your interests. Then again, you did come back to the exact same article two days later. Perhaps these are your interests? ;)
I don’t know, I’m just bored. It’s 3:51 AM and I have NOTHING to do… :(
Maybe try playing a game until you can fall asleep. :)
Can’t I’ll wake everyone up. I’m on my iPod, yes it has access to any website. Behold the power of the iPod touch…that has the volume button stuck…
Watch some videos?
No, the volume’s stuck. I can only turn it up, up, and more up. And please don’t make that into somekind of sexual joke.
That’s what sh… nevermind. :cough:
You said nothing about me!
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
I take it your HawtyMcBloggy?
No, I take your Hawty McBloggy!
angel love us long time! :)
You know it!