New Clothing for your Graphical Representation

xbox 360 avatarIn honor of the impending new year, Microsoft has made a new batch of clothing and accessories available for your Xbox 360 avatar. Apparently the theme this time around is “tacky.” You get what you pay for and considering these are free, I suppose it makes sense. If your avatar is a male, you can now find these extremely masculine things in your virtual closet: Pixel Art Hoodie, Rave Baseball Cap, Dark Purple Jeans, Green Skinny Fit Jeans, Pink Sweat Bands. It’s a good thing they didn’t feature light purple jeans. Guys hate that shit! If you are sporting an avatar of the female variety, you can look forward to seeing these accessories the next time you sign on: Green Chunky Ring, Red Chunky Ring, Yellow Fingerless Gloves, Blue Fingerless Gloves, Chunky Beaded Bracelet, Day-glo Zebra Print Pumps, Rave Baseball Cap. I’ve been waiting for some zebra print pumps for fucking ever! Wait, no I haven’t. Decent clothing options sometime this century please Microsoft. kthxbai.

Source [Major Nelson]

12 Responses to New Clothing for your Graphical Representation

  1. xkevlar says:

    Cool, I’ll check it out right now.

  2. AusQB says:

    I’d like a tshirt that doesn’t make me look like a 10 year old.

  3. NyHitman0401 says:

    bs angel, lookin hawt! jkjk u look preety!

  4. Well I know what I’m doing when I get on XBL

  5. agdtinman says:

    I don’t think those short shorts are short enough for you shorty.

  6. bs angel says:

    And I don’t think you used the word short enough in one sentence. Quite impressive!

  7. SonofMacPhisto says:

    More fingerless gloves, sweet!

  8. silvercube says:

    Your rants are priceless, angel : )

    I agree… I need some more shirt and pant offerings. The available ones as of now are a bit lacking…

  9. FocusedWeevil says:

    Whats all this crap?They need some Halo 3 tees

  10. Mysterioso2006 says:

    @ FocusedWeevil- BEST IDEA EVA!

  11. Bryan Ojeda says:

    they need to work with some designer companies.

    Imagine if they had a ot Topic store app (like photo party and netflix)
    that would be soo cool.

  12. BLARGH!!!!! says:

    I would like to see a product that works (without breaking all the time) this century from Micro-suck.

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