I’m Like a Plasma Grenade

You would think a video of the top ten Halo 3 sticks would be about jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, beyond amazing sticks, right? Turns out that’s not the case. While I was expecting to see rogue plasma grenades speeding through the air, randomly bouncing up a lift, and nailing someone in the ass, instead the video focuses on mutlikills in which plasma grenades only play a small part. Regardless, the sticks at number four and number two make watching the entire less than entertaining video more than worth it. If I ever manage to pull off a number two, I will shout “RETURN TO SENDER BITCH!!1!one!” at the top of my lungs. Actually, I’ll probably start saying that anyways. Starting now. RETURN TO SENDER BITCH!!1!one! Hhhmmm, that didn’t make me look nearly as bad ass as I thought it would. Let me try again. R37UR|\| 70 53|\|D3R b17(|-|!!1!one! And now I’m officially cool. I mean 1337. Oh man, I suck at this. Just go enjoy the video.

12 Responses to I’m Like a Plasma Grenade

  1. Dude #2 looked like he caught it and threw it back! Epic win!

  2. Socket says:

    Meh, you’re right. It was alright, but I definitely expected more.

  3. Scotty says:

    Dude… those last ones… like five and up were epic!!

  4. Ragingterror says:

    How does #2 even work? Was it a grenade that was going to stick on the throwing hand as the return grenade was thrown? I can’t think of an alternative explanation…

  5. Mace Windex says:

    My stick should be in the top ten.

  6. Does a Top Ten video need narration?

    Im glad they had no pretense about these sticks being anything more than luck, while good you can’t plan for things like that…well I can’t at least. :D

  7. Aperture S says:

    #1 was quite epic.

  8. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    While #1 garnered a lot of metals, #2 was the best of the group imo.

  9. Aperture S says:

    @Ragingterror: You are correct.

  10. Peniamina says:

    The grenade stuck the grenade in his hand i have to say the last two were amazingly lucky but equally awesome and the “killing two birds with one stone” clip was cool too. But yea all of them pretty much luck.

  11. Whaappened? says:

    Ha, the ad that appeared during the video said “Girls who Play Halo 3: My old GF complained but my new one our BRs me-so hot”. Sorry for being irrelevant.

  12. Qix says:

    1 and 4 were my favs. 1 was insane. But 4 was the best one there that was not luck. Across the map to hit a mongoose at full speed.

    Curious about number 2 (return to sender) also. Maybe it stuck to his plasma, and he threw both back at once?

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