This Cake is Not a Natural Formation
December 28, 2008 13 Comments
Love is a many splendored thing. Often it inspires grand gestures intended to bring happiness to the one who makes your heart skip a beat. To some people that means you wake up early each morning to make them amazing and edible video game-themed bento boxes. To others it means you write them sappingly sweet love songs influenced by their favorite video game. To deviantART user Saiyan-Silk it means creating a birthday cake in shape of a certain shapely fictional artificially intelligent character. Her husband’s birthday was quickly approaching, he requested a Cortana cake, and she more than obliged. Based on the Halo: Combat Evolved version of the holographic AI, the delectable cake was finished with beautiful purple smoothed buttercream icing. For the record, even before I saw this cake, I have always preferred the parts with the most frosting. Yup, I’m going for a bewb piece. Deal with tit. I mean it. I mean damn, I’m hungry.
*Image posted with permission.
Well, this is not related but I just wished to inform people that I got the RROD and my Xbox lived to tell the tale! I feel so lucky!
Angel, you can finally eat Cortana out.
I’m pretty convinced there is a place where loving spouses ( willing to accommodate the gamer nerd ) come from. Specially trained I might add.
Oh and that cake is WIN!
Frosty bewbs are good! :D
I’d like to see the Chief destroy that!
*Sigh*
Double entendres and sexual innuendo regarding Cortana’s speech, the destruction of the original Halo and the cake.
Can you actually be certified for Halo-geekiness? Because I may need to skip town…
I’m pretty sure just visiting this website certifies you as an official Halo geek. But making lines like you did makes you one of the super Elite!
See what I did there? … ;)
DID YOU KNOW that only 5% of ppl who play halo are elites? (sumthin to do with a parasistic embryo hmmm?)
how can you not see. derrrp :P
I’m surprised you haven’t posted about this yet: http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/12/15/halo_wedding/
She better put up some pictures of that awesome dress!
I saw it and knowingly smirked before suffering the usual knee-jerk headslap:
‘DOH!’
*Eyes shift furtively left and right*
“They’re onto me, Agent Dubbo, I need that fake I.D.!”
Incidentally, where would you put the candles and how many would be too much?
I got two hotspots FTW and three for the Bleurgh!
i call dibs on the bewbies!
The cake is a lie. No cake can contain that much awesome.
I imagined it as Grimace’s tattooed penis and can’t stop laughing.