Love is a many splendored thing. Often it inspires grand gestures intended to bring happiness to the one who makes your heart skip a beat. To some people that means you wake up early each morning to make them amazing and edible video game-themed bento boxes. To others it means you write them sappingly sweet love songs influenced by their favorite video game. To deviantART user Saiyan-Silk it means creating a birthday cake in shape of a certain shapely fictional artificially intelligent character. Her husband’s birthday was quickly approaching, he requested a Cortana cake, and she more than obliged. Based on the Halo: Combat Evolved version of the holographic AI, the delectable cake was finished with beautiful purple smoothed buttercream icing. For the record, even before I saw this cake, I have always preferred the parts with the most frosting. Yup, I’m going for a bewb piece. Deal with tit. I mean it. I mean damn, I’m hungry.
*Image posted with permission.
Posted by Scotty on December 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Well, this is not related but I just wished to inform people that I got the RROD and my Xbox lived to tell the tale! I feel so lucky!
Posted by Tortacular on December 28, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Angel, you can finally eat Cortana out.
Posted by DeepCee on December 28, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I’m pretty convinced there is a place where loving spouses ( willing to accommodate the gamer nerd ) come from. Specially trained I might add.
Oh and that cake is WIN!
Frosty bewbs are good! :D
Posted by MK28 on December 28, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I’d like to see the Chief destroy that!
*Sigh*
Double entendres and sexual innuendo regarding Cortana’s speech, the destruction of the original Halo and the cake.
Can you actually be certified for Halo-geekiness? Because I may need to skip town…
Posted by bs angel on December 28, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I’m pretty sure just visiting this website certifies you as an official Halo geek. But making lines like you did makes you one of the super Elite!
See what I did there? … ;)
Posted by Fusbun on December 28, 2008 at 4:54 pm
how can you not see. derrrp :P
Posted by Mizzy on December 28, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I’m surprised you haven’t posted about this yet: http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/12/15/halo_wedding/
She better put up some pictures of that awesome dress!
Posted by MK28 on December 28, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I saw it and knowingly smirked before suffering the usual knee-jerk headslap:
‘DOH!’
*Eyes shift furtively left and right*
“They’re onto me, Agent Dubbo, I need that fake I.D.!”
Posted by MK28 on December 28, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Incidentally, where would you put the candles and how many would be too much?
I got two hotspots FTW and three for the Bleurgh!
Posted by the Light Show on December 28, 2008 at 6:49 pm
i call dibs on the bewbies!
Posted by JRCB on December 28, 2008 at 7:12 pm
The cake is a lie. No cake can contain that much awesome.
Posted by Mace Windex on December 28, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I imagined it as Grimace’s tattooed penis and can’t stop laughing.