As I already have a habit of losing track of my days, with the craziness of the holidays I completely forgot it was Friday yesterday. Thus, after having a week off, we have a special Saturday edition of Friday Caption Fun! If you haven’t popped back into last week’s Happy Halodays community activity, make sure you take some time to go back and look at everybody’s contributions. There are some amazing, creative gems in that entertaining collection of Halo and holiday mashups. Right now though it’s time to caption another screenshot, after going over the responses from the last one we did of course.
- “I got your food nipple… RIGHT HERE!” (Salen)
- “Hey FlapYap, your participle is dangling!” (mendicantbias00)
- “Grunts tend to get a little TOO excited when Master Chief is around.” (Mace Windex)
- “Hey there YapYap! Whoa, is it cold out here or is that the way it’s supposed to look?” (the Light Show)
- “It is here that the Chief discovered that the Kamikaze Grunts weren’t talking about their grenades.” (Naepa34)
- “Due to the extremely bizarre genitalia of Unggoy, the “Visual Protection Filtering System” in the Mark VI armor kicked in to keep Master Chief from going utterly mad.” (Faren22)
- “And in other news: An Unngoy was arrested outside the window of bs angel’s apartment tonight on the grounds of minute exposure. Amidst a fit of giggles, bs angel is not pressing charges.” (MK28)
After studying that picture more, I would say poor little guy because the rectangle is so small but that really is some serious girth so I don’t feel all that bad for him. While the next screenshot up for your captioning pleasure doesn’t have any strategically placed censor bars, it does present a Spartan in a rather awkward situation. Caption away!
Author: Nihilus Shadow
Posted by DeepCee on December 27, 2008 at 5:24 am
It was too late for Master Chief to realize that Snake’s tactics don’t work in Halo.
Posted by Lan Mordreth on December 27, 2008 at 5:38 am
Barrell Roll – Yer doin’ it wrong.
Posted by nixproto on December 27, 2008 at 6:05 am
The UNSC had to cut the budget on the drop pod department. Now it’s more like the “rolling barrel” department.
Posted by Araknoros on December 27, 2008 at 6:11 am
I’m the man in the box
Posted by tommyp2010 on December 27, 2008 at 6:55 am
Even spartans bully each-other by shoving them into trash cans.
Posted by Mace Windex on December 27, 2008 at 7:04 am
Rookies always fall for the “Bobbing For Recon” prank.
Posted by Das Kalk on December 27, 2008 at 7:11 am
“After destroying the Ark, Master Chief found it difficult to find work. He managed to get a gig filling in for Oscar the grouch on sesame street, only to find that his immense size limited his usefulness…”
“stupid grade nines….”
“fish in a barrel”
Posted by Shaggydeath on December 27, 2008 at 7:17 am
Well they said the new recon gear was one size fits all!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on December 27, 2008 at 7:39 am
*Grunts singing* – Ding dong, the Spartan’ dead! You dropped a barrel on his head! Ding dong the bad ol’ Spartans dead!
Posted by one crazy idiot on December 27, 2008 at 7:50 am
Forget Recon. This is the new armor Bungie’s released that everyone wants- Water Barrel.
Posted by Tristan on December 27, 2008 at 8:15 am
“They’ll never get me in here…”
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on December 27, 2008 at 8:38 am
whoa! so this is where the secret stash of Cortana pron was hidden!
or…
KER-SPLAT!!!
Posted by ReverendTiki on December 27, 2008 at 8:39 am
Master Chief moments before his Niagra Falls barrell fall
Posted by Mysterioso2006 on December 27, 2008 at 8:47 am
“In other news, the gonk droid, found in the lego Star Wars videogames, was found in Halo today.”
It was a slow news day.
Posted by retinence on December 27, 2008 at 8:51 am
The oldest trick of sawing a human in half OR the greatest way to kill a spartan?
Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on December 27, 2008 at 8:52 am
They can’t see me, I can’t see them!
Posted by retinence on December 27, 2008 at 8:55 am
Anyone else think the rocks are pretty? Blue did… and then this happened.
Posted by Thunderstream328 on December 27, 2008 at 9:02 am
Spartans sleep with their shields off, but they have a substitute.
Posted by Thunderstream328 on December 27, 2008 at 9:03 am
I didn’t know the Chief drank THAT much Gatorade.
Posted by AT-AT on December 27, 2008 at 9:03 am
Gonk Droids? This is Halo, not Star Wars.
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on December 27, 2008 at 9:06 am
“OOOOOO there’s a cookie in here”
Posted by Zee-V70 on December 27, 2008 at 9:22 am
“JESUS CHRIST–WHAT’S GOING ON?!” *Flattened by falling barrel*
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on December 27, 2008 at 9:25 am
“What? I was thirsty.”
Posted by Cailus on December 27, 2008 at 9:30 am
Spartan: Huh? But you said this was a banshee!
Posted by RuneOfRed on December 27, 2008 at 9:33 am
Master Chief’s not gettin’ fatter, he’s just retaining water.
Posted by SlayerMan118 on December 27, 2008 at 9:55 am
“Unfortunately for Blue, he learned the hard way that the reds could see right through his disguise.”
Posted by Whaappened? on December 27, 2008 at 9:58 am
Caption Time: More fun than a barrel full of SPARTANs!
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on December 27, 2008 at 10:05 am
Caboose’s fixation with cheese has once again led to him getting lodged in the humane traps that the Red Team scattered around Valhalla.
-or-
Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m hunting Bwue Team! Huh-huh
Posted by Anton P. Nym on December 27, 2008 at 10:09 am
“They’re the wrong trousers, Arbiter, and they’ve gone wrong!”
— Steve
Posted by General Vagueness on December 27, 2008 at 10:14 am
In the wake of the war with the Covenant, Earth was facing a drought and the technology for producing rain had become very expensive.
Someone suggested a simpler method.
It didn’t turn out so well.
Posted by Admiral Madden on December 27, 2008 at 10:30 am
“during the Depression, the Chief, AKA Houdini, (did you really think that grunt brainz were made of confetti? well I guess only stubbs really knows that.) had to cut back on his props for the magic show… he now has only one box that doesn’t open, and rather than a volunteer, he uses his empty suit of armor.
now the common theme of all his performances is Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”
Posted by Admiral Madden on December 27, 2008 at 10:34 am
“after realizing how much of a hit Standoff was, Caboose thought that making a suit out of boxes would make him blend in… he was the first to test it in combat, and BOY was he wrong!”
Admiral Madden
Posted by Ken Raves on December 27, 2008 at 10:40 am
“Church! Help! I wanted to be like Snake Solid and I got stuck in this box!”
Posted by Celsius070 on December 27, 2008 at 10:41 am
After the all night Christmas Party, Blue woke up drunk, wet, and very confused.
Posted by Fuseli on December 27, 2008 at 10:45 am
*As the barrel inevitably starts to roll.* Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’, keep them doggies rollin’ Rawhiiiiide.
Posted by CrunchBite on December 27, 2008 at 10:46 am
“Church!, you lied to me.There was no Muffin in here?”
Posted by Firestorm12 on December 27, 2008 at 10:48 am
It’s the new Can O’ Spartan!
Posted by Jordan Yan on December 27, 2008 at 10:49 am
“Ever since the budget cut, the warthog has been acting strangely….”
Posted by xp194 on December 27, 2008 at 10:52 am
Red Team: 1 Blue Team: 0
Solid Snake Wannabe: -1000
Alternitively…
Stealth. Ur doin it wrong!
Posted by Grady on December 27, 2008 at 10:55 am
The Blue team’s attempt to smuggle themselves in via the Red base’s supply shipment had gone disastrously wrong.
Posted by ZgreenZ on December 27, 2008 at 11:15 am
wait a minute… There’s no water in here!
Posted by Reneiw on December 27, 2008 at 11:17 am
GET ME OUTTA HERE! Those Brute jockies stuffed me in the trash again!
Posted by WolfSarge on December 27, 2008 at 11:24 am
Out of body bags, Blue Team was forced to place their dead in beer kegs.
Posted by WolfSarge on December 27, 2008 at 11:24 am
“Tapping the admiral” becomes “tapping the Master Chief”.
Posted by Sammy on December 27, 2008 at 11:27 am
1: “Cut a hole in a box”, 2: “Put your junk in that box”, 3: “Make her open the box… and that’s the way you do it!”
Posted by Some Dude on December 27, 2008 at 11:43 am
Snake makes it look a LOT easyer
Posted by Soundwave09 on December 27, 2008 at 11:57 am
it’s a Spartan in a barrel, a Spartan in a barrel babe
it’s a Spartan in a barrel, a Spartan in a barrel girl
Original-Dick in a box
Posted by shadow_of_manhattan on December 27, 2008 at 12:09 pm
“Snake? Snake!? SNNNNNAKE!”
Posted by Time Glitch on December 27, 2008 at 12:29 pm
The water barrel could only hope that his half-spartan disguise would get him past enemy lines.
Posted by Dust and Echoes on December 27, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Richard had wondered what a ‘Low budget supply drop’ meant. Now he knew.
Posted by HSAR on December 27, 2008 at 12:39 pm
1. “Hey look, I can see my house from here!”
2. Due to budget cuts, the top-secret UNSC project codenamed “TARDIS” could not afford an original, blue-painted box, and instead had to make do with the rubbish bin outside the office.
Posted by MK28 on December 27, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Warning: Beware of falling boxes.
If Achmed won’t come to the Spartan: ‘Ai keell yu!’
Seeing as we broke the Galactic record en all, could someone let us all out now… please. Okay fellas: who dropped the cheese-skunk.
So… you come here often?
A Spartan tootsie pop!
Ooh, I found a penny! Just my luck; it’s fake.
Of all the lousy tricks to pull on a guy the night before his wedding… and I think that stripper stole my wallet too.
Screw conventional wisdom Dan; this new ‘Halo vs Transformers’ line is gonna knock em dead: Spartans transforming into
Warthogs is old hat: Spartan’s turning into boxes is where it’s at! Get me Steve in Production: I want these badboys good to go by September.
I tell ya, asteroids aren’t the only thing that fall out the sky!
Posted by BH321 on December 27, 2008 at 1:08 pm
After the spartan was mugged for his armor he jumped into the barrel and tried to run back to his base… It didn’t end well.
Posted by MK28 on December 27, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Hey little fella… you okay? That looked like it hurt… a lot.
He was just splattered by a two ton ammo crate, Dave: Of course he’s not okay!
I found more of him over here. Cool: I think we might be the same shoe size.
Pull up Icarus 1.
So Detective, what do you think killed him?
Yes honey, it does look big, in fact, it looks like it has consumed your whole body!
Upmarket hobos.
Don’t cry sweetie, I know it looked bigger in the brochure but at least we can see the beach!
Posted by MK28 on December 27, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant…
You don’t have the key to get me out of here, do you?
Er, no.
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on December 27, 2008 at 1:45 pm
This just goes to show that the content of SPAM is… questionable.
Posted by MK28 on December 27, 2008 at 1:53 pm
When I tell you I’m gonna send you home in a box: I really mean it!
Kathy, could you book the table for nine; I’m going to be a little late.
‘Now why couldn’t you just put the bunny back in the box?’
Posted by MK28 on December 27, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Triple winning Hide-and-seek champion, my ass!
Posted by AAAY on December 27, 2008 at 1:58 pm
No need to explain:
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f0/Efgthread.png
Posted by MK28 on December 27, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Okay so the attack plan is set, but we’re still going to need something to ram the front gate and infiltrate their camp… any ideas, Caboose?
Oh man, the things I do for the love of BS Angel’s Friday Caption Fun.
Hey, there is no naked picture of- *KABOOM!*
Posted by Dusty Boy T on December 27, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Looks like the developers of the MJOLNIR armor started to get a little low on their budget.
Posted by yayap_the_grunt on December 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm
“Caboose was highly confused as to why there were no cookies at all at the bottom of the barrel at all, contrary to what the reds told him before mysteriously running away…”
Posted by yayap_the_grunt on December 27, 2008 at 2:24 pm
(little typo / grammar error there, let me fix it)
“Caboose was highly confused as to why there were no cookies at the bottom of the barrel at all, contrary to what the reds told him before mysteriously running away…”
Posted by Minty Fresh on December 27, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Spartans got bullied a lot and throwing them in trash cans was the only thing that worked.
Posted by Irregularly Patterned Pun on December 27, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Maaaan, it’s heavy! What’s in this barrel… A DEAD BODY?
Posted by tooks on December 27, 2008 at 3:23 pm
peppy hare: DO a BARREL ROLL!
Posted by tooks on December 27, 2008 at 3:24 pm
prom night dumpster spartan.
Posted by The 14th Wonder on December 27, 2008 at 3:30 pm
“All the Chief ever needed…was a little space.”
Posted by NINJA Dusk2Dawn on December 27, 2008 at 3:39 pm
After having her period she hid in the only place available
Posted by gunstar2 on December 27, 2008 at 4:10 pm
“A magic trick went horribly wrong earlier today when the man inside of the box was ACTUALLY sawed in half. Back to you, Bob.”
Posted by the Light Show on December 27, 2008 at 4:48 pm
“I can’t get up! Help me Ralphy!”
Posted by MK28 on December 27, 2008 at 4:51 pm
And in other news, a Spartan has been suspended from sentry duty today: for sleeping on the job. Suspicions were first aroused by colleagues hearing loud snoring noises and then the random appearance of two flailing legs. The Spartan in question claims to have been dreaming of running away from an obese, sword-wielding Spartan and a crotchless Unnggoy…
Posted by MK28 on December 27, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Damn that stupid cat of yours Jilly; always leaving dead things on the back door!
Posted by Whitehawk on December 27, 2008 at 4:58 pm
“Snake. Snake?! SNAAAAKE!!!!”
or
“After the UNSC released the Hayabusa mod kit onto the market as an optional extra for the Mjolnir armor, funds began to run low…”
or
“He put out the fire, but the g-forces removed his arms…”
Posted by mayesyboy on December 27, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Ok guys, jokes over. GET ME OUT!
Posted by Dusty Boy T on December 27, 2008 at 5:45 pm
After seeing the picture for Hawty McBloggy’s last caption contest, Bob hid inside a trash can for the next month and a half.
Posted by TrAvIs 6t6 on December 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm
After a long night of drinking, the blue team all woke up in barrels
Posted by Plazmamuffin on December 27, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Cortana: Do a….. barrel roll?
Posted by J23 on December 27, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Wow! I wonder what’s in my Christmas present..
Posted by Jesse19 on December 27, 2008 at 7:45 pm
“Due to Bungie’s split with Microsoft, the design budget for new Armor has diminished slightly…”
Posted by Sane Intolerant on December 27, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Talk about barrel-chested!
Posted by Gatchaman on December 27, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Explorer: “This barrel seems to have used the spare limbs from the countless battles here to fashion itself a personal mobility system, it’s still working out the kinks”
Oh, and happy Christmas everybody!
Posted by triptup on December 27, 2008 at 9:01 pm
so that’s what the guardians look like….
Posted by John Killer118 on December 27, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Companion Chief
Posted by EXZA on December 27, 2008 at 9:15 pm
“Here are the Halo Rodeo, Master Chief is trying out for a clown position.
… Did the chopper kill him?”
Posted by Waffle Deluxe on December 27, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Curse you BUNGIE!!!! You made the kill-boxes to large. :’(
Posted by Yellow Six on December 27, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Exhibit A: Why the UNSC No Longer Issues Beer Kegs to Special Warfare Teams.
Posted by HolyJunkie/Jakob on December 27, 2008 at 10:54 pm
It was at that moment, when Private William finished every last drop of water in that keg, that he spotted the text despicting “Septic Tank” at the bottom of the barrel.
He suddenly found out where Spartans put their excrement. Multitudes of mysteries solved, all suddenly cut off by the fact that he suddenly suffered from a sudden death sickness of death.
Lest we forget, William the Blue.
Posted by Sleepymarine on December 28, 2008 at 12:05 am
Label reads: WHUPASS!!! Now contains 100% more Spartan II
or
“I Told you I was gonna open a can-a-Whupass! You just better pray yer gone before that Spartan gets out of it…”
Posted by Gears of Pie on December 28, 2008 at 12:45 am
…And then Samus realized that those training robots did look funny after all…
Posted by RuneOfRed on December 28, 2008 at 1:13 am
Bring out cha dead!
Posted by chickenm4n on December 28, 2008 at 1:23 am
you’ve been banned!
Posted by The Last Hunter on December 28, 2008 at 1:34 am
Apparently, Blue’s dad Bob boinked a barrel, and, well, you know the rest
Posted by Spar7anT1g3r on December 28, 2008 at 2:25 am
After the party, Bob was found passed out, piss-drunk, with a barrel on his head, on his parents’ lawn.
Posted by Spar7anT1g3r on December 28, 2008 at 2:27 am
In retrospect, my caption sucks.
Posted by TheRailwayMan on December 28, 2008 at 3:55 am
Cylindrical objects always were Bob’s worst enemies!
Posted by SleeperNZ on December 28, 2008 at 4:07 am
Upon finding themselves unable to extract any beer from their keg, the frat boys of Gamma Delta Sigma sent in Fred for a closer look.
“See here’s your problem with yer keg…there’s a Spartan in the tap…”
Posted by SleeperNZ on December 28, 2008 at 4:10 am
“In my day, we didn’t have no fancy schmancy tents! We had a tarpaulin and a tin can! AND WE HAD TO SHARE THE TIN CAN!”
Posted by PikminGod on December 28, 2008 at 7:24 am
“Well see what had happened was we were trying to play TMNT, and Jim said he wanted to be Splinter. He crawled into that tube over there and well…here we are.”
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on December 28, 2008 at 8:33 am
DAMN YOU DONKEY KONG!!!!!
Posted by Peniamina on December 28, 2008 at 9:16 am
Being blue this Spartan thought he’d be camouflaged in the barrel of water, he was wrong.
(And yes water is blue)
Posted by pwkwsfi on December 28, 2008 at 6:50 pm
did I leave the water running? no, and here’s proof.
Posted by Twiztid Pinoy on December 28, 2008 at 7:30 pm
::Jackass Theme Music Plays::
Hi I’m Master Chief, and this is the Water Barrel Roll…
Posted by ALTEX on December 28, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Chief! You got it all wrong, step two only says stick your junk in that box, not your entire torso. Idiot.
Posted by phoenixfire360 on December 30, 2008 at 8:38 am
this is what happens at spartan frat boy party when the drunkest spartan decides to pull a “HEY Y’ALL WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!”
Posted by [QQ Church] on December 31, 2008 at 1:18 am
Master Chief really has to stop falling for the “Special Edition Cortana Avatar” gag.
Posted by Snowy on January 1, 2009 at 11:18 am
every one gasped in horror as Bobby challenged the guardians new “Ban Barrel”…
“Hey…Why is there a fusion coil in here?”