The Spartans Just Got Served
December 22, 2008 28 Comments
Problems in the virtual world cannot always be solved through violence. As fond as gamers are of scoring headshots and capturing flags, sometimes there is only one way to declare a true champion, and that is by moving rhythmically to the tune of music. In a matchup of epic proportions, Team Unreal Tournament 3 bravely takes on Team Halo in the ultimate dance off in this highly entertaining video. Who will claim victory when the dust finally settles around the feet of the quick stepping competitors? Cast your vote in the comments but for the first time ever, I just may have to go with the other team. If only Cortana would have made an appearance. She could have taken down that first bitch with her eyes closed.
*A special thank you to NeoXDonut, the original Lord of the Dance, for the tip!
UT3 definitely wins this. Team Halo just sucked.
Come on, the spartans were doing those moves in 1 Ton armor. Think if they weren’t wearing that bulky armor. They would be doing quadruple back flips and such.
Plus Cortana would have kicked their asses.
I’m voting for the Spartans on this one
Spartans had the lame-o techno crap, so I’m gonna have to give it to Team Unreal.
SO GOOD!
so this is how spartans would look with that engine?!!? AMAZING!!
Donut? I love that guy!
I agree with CrazedOne1998, if the Spartans didn’t have that one ton armor, they’d be doing some crazy awesome moves like quad-flips. SPARTANS FTW!!!!!
Have to say, i love the unreal engine and the graphics, but the Unreal dudes killed it. Marcus Fenix look alike had the best move.
How did they do this, was it a ps3 or a pc.
This is too tough for me to decide, it was unfortunate that Halo only had spartans though, elites would have sent those guys crying for their mothers.
I could only make it about 20 seconds in.
Team halo needed Grunts….Grunts I tell yah!
Psh -these guys are amateurs; They didn’t even do the robot once! :P
The UT crew had their moves right. Crappy techno makes my stomach turn :s
I hoped for some river dancing…
Dsitinct lack of worm action of both parts…Team Tetris is the winner fo rme, how they rotate is off ta’ ricta’ bitches!!!
that video was FUCKING AWESOME…but it was made so that spartans lose…thats why they walk at the end. If only they had had an EVA Spartan, those guys have serious moves
Marcus deserves Recon for his moves
Jeez, they couldn’t think up more creative moves for the Spartans than techie ravey stuff? I declare biased.
For some reason my player wanted to loop the Gold Digger part over and over ;)
The techno lost it for me. Maybe they could have at least tossed in a little hardstyle to mix it up for the spartans.
Ha! That was awesome. Spartans got own3d unfortunately.
If only Sgt. Johnson had been there…
Yeah, Sgt. Johnson and Cortana should have shown up. Cortana would have blown that first chick out of the water, and Johnson… he knows what the ladies like.
I tried to imagine grunts and elites dancing, and I was confused. I tried to imagine brutes dancing next, and I lol’d. Can anyone else imagine brutes having a dance-off?
huh. that’s wierd. my player kept looping during Gold Digger too alakai. weird…… ;)
man. as a whole, Unreal cleaned up. but the spartans were in 1 ton armor, and even then..well…..you saw the Chief ;) but yeah, Cortana SHOULD have been there to put that chick in her place.
Oh, and yeah, Marcus FTW. seriously
Yeah, the one guy looks like Augustus Cole, only with wierd scarring, and the other looked like Dom Santiago, only with goggles… yeah, those characters never influenced one another… ever… oh, and even though I hate that rap hip-hop crap that was playing for the Unreal guys, they pwned the Spartans in their armor. Yeah, yeah, the Spartans may have been able to pull some crazy shit if they weren’t wearing their armor, but they were.
Oh, and where’s the Elites? They would be able to do some wierd stuff with their awkward legs (yeah, I know, they have legs exactly like ours only with longer feet, like a dog or cat, but still). Also, why weren’t they doing anything that you usually see breakdancers do, like that whole spinning around on your palms with your legs kicking through the air. The guy at the end did that for maybe a moment, but that’s it.
Well, I’m more of a Halo fan, but the UR3 team definitely won that one. Wow, I didn’t realize that Spartans were such pore dancers.
And WMG stikes yet another YouTube video: This one… :(
Aaawww, … I hope it’s still hosted elsewhere. :(