Mine’s Bigger Than Yours
December 20, 2008 14 Comments
Last night as I proceeded to waste approximately 30 minutes of my life playing the horrible excuse of a free 200 gamerscore points Dash of Destruction (all of you who said it was fun are bold-faced lying jerkwads), a buddy I was chatting with spent the entire time mercilessly teasing me about my quest for 20K. After shamelessly plugging in an extra controller to complete the last multiplayer task, upon the unlocking of the final achievement I started whooping and hollering like I had finally caught a glimpse of the surely well-endowed Master Chief sans his codpiece. My friend didn’t seem to think my tremendous level of excitement was normal however if he knew the motivation for my high gamerscore desires, I am sure he would have granted me a little more slack. The Minus World did a parody piece about the potential to reflect your gamerscore through your avatar. Let’s just say if I manage to unlock a significant number of achievements, my avatar will be having a sex change. Go read about how to become the pimp of the Xbox 360 virtual world. Or you could pull a bs angel and just enjoy the pictures as well.
Lexington Steele! I’m almost at 10,000. Once that happens, I’ll have to buy new pants.
its big but useless in the real world
If you have one that big and you aren’t using it in the real world, it’s a damn shame.
If this turns out to be real someday, I will laugh like crazy, though I’d prefer an option for it, like in my features. “Proof you have no life: On/Off?”
lol, that games is horrible
Congrats on getting 20k, im a little over half way there :)
If there was ever a point to having a gamerscore, that would be it.
Ahh, and for a while there I thought I was ahead of you. Its about time digital prowess was shown in something everyone could recognize.
well, i’m pretty sure i aint getting those 200 and i’m not sad really… >:-(
but congrats on the epic two-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh… almost… yeeeaaah…
I actually enjoyed that game for like 10 mins. Easy 200 points.
I think I’m just going to mentally subtract 200 points from everyone’s Gamerscore from now on. Yes, even mine.
If they did reflect the gamerscore as such, would it affect the women’s breast size?
I am usually not having it..Because i want the excitement of playing the game not in the score.
Does that mean that bs angel has big boobies?