Happy Halodays! Love, All of You
December 19, 2008 99 Comments
Those of you who are creatures of habit, please brace yourselves because I am putting our customary Friday Caption Fun antics on hold so we can instead do a fun holiday-themed activity. My vision is for us to create the biggest and bestest Halo and holiday mashup collection ever known to man. I can’t accomplish this by myself so I need all of you to contribute something! Here are a few different suggestions of things you can do:
- Make a holiday-themed Mister Chief in Paint
- Rewrite a traditional Christmas carol with Halo-themed lyrics
- Create an original holiday-themed screenshot
- Find an already existing holiday-themed screenshot on b.net and caption it
- Write a Halo-themed holiday joke
- Design a holiday-themed avatar for your Halo 3 character and write instructions on how to make it
- Make a holiday-themed Halo wallpaper
- Create absolutely anything Halo/holiday related!
All submissions left in a comment will be moved into this main post to hopefully make an amazing and entertaining compilation of fan made Halo holiday creations. So get in the spirit and make something! And because I like all of you so much, I will randomly select three people (using a random integer generator) who will each receive one set of New Year’s teabag cards (similar to these). Cause nothing says Happy New Year quite like deliciously hairy nuts in your face! At least for me anyways.
*Just for clarification purposes, this is not a contest. I just feel like giving away some stuff and this is as good a post as any to do it on. <3
By: CrazedOne1988
Author: Mags89 SBG
By: Janaka Jansson
By: radiant penguin
Author: Grumpy Jedi
Icon: Superhead
Background: Sun
Toggle: On
Primary Color: Blue
Secondary Color: Blue
Background: White
Armor Color: Blue
By: JeSteR 343
As featured on The Blue Skittle’s 2008 Advent Calender 
By: Halcylon and mendicantbias00
By: oMFG Carnage
By: Wasiq
By: petetheduck
By: Nigel
Author: Air Force Hero
By: Hear7breaker
Author: XBeastingX
Icon: Rampancy
Background: Cog
Toggle: On
Primary color: White
Secondary color: Sapphire
Background color: White
By: Hear7breaker
By: Manly Crayon
By: big75daddy
By: chibirobo1
Author: Higher Octane
By: PKF 647
Santa’s Work Shop Map
“Freezing winds scour blasted terrain, and ancient battle scars are a grim reminder that this is a precious prize. 6-16 players”
Download here
By: fiery grave
By: Ryan
By: leetEmu
Author: DRAG0N D214
By: Skryke
By: II SHABUTIE II
By: Scotty
By: chibirobo1
By: chibirobo1
By: Toast
By: MFone
By: Havok znipov (chris)
By: REROUT
By: SH4D0W Assasin
MERRY CHRISTMAS
A giant Christmas tree with presents and lights
Download here
By: chibirobo1
By: Skitzo Sven
By: OMG Crush
By: heynate
By: KipsmitherZ
1. Make armor color white.
2. Make all emblem color green
3. Make icon Triad
4. Make background Sharp Diamond 2
5. Bada Bing Bada BOOM! You got yourself a Christmas Tree EMBLEM!!!
By: Squirel Bunny
By: Soundwave09
By: MasqueNoMercy
By: the eNeME
Christmas Tree
Santa’s com’n to town FFA or Team Slayer
Download here
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By: akatsuki9GuY
By: Dren
By: Dylan
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By: MattGORE 0
By: HARDCORE LEMONS
By: MattGORE 0
By: Evan
By: Dylan
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By: Jaklap
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Author: chibirobo1
By: bigzoo66
My attempt!
So this is Halo
An interstellar gun
we thought it was over
building a new one
And so this is Halo
it won’t be much fun
destroying another one
it’s too far to run
Kill all the tank forms
and put the Hog in to gear
let’s hope we can make it
without leaving Arby here
And so this is Halo
we’ve fought for so long
we’ve seen tons of cool guns
and from some, we’ve moved on
and so we remember
Master Chief’s life
we think that he dead now
we’re totally not right
have a very merry Christmas
Master Chief, a happy New Year!
try not to freeze to death
you’ll be stuck there for years
and so this is Halo
We’ve had so much fun
fragging or buddies
then stealing all their guns
and so this is Halo
I know I had fun
how about you guys?
my god, I love Halo
and I’m showing it here
re-writing this classic song
and posting it here
Halo’s not over
totally not over
it’s not over
now…
YAY! this was a re-write of Happy Christmas (war is over) by John Lennon, hope you guys enjoyed, and happy holidays!
Very Nice Das!!!
Jingle Shells, the Covenant Smells
Arby Laid a grenade
The Warthog wheels ended up on steel
And Master Chief Pwned ‘em every day!!!
Thanks mendi! Oh and angel, I will send you a better, more grammatically correct version to post, that one was done at 6 am…. :)
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=60768854
X-mas Screen shot :D
dont for get to read the desripsion on it or you whouldn’t get it
Here’s a holiday snowflake for you. I gave this to Mariachi last week to use in a contest cause I was out of town, so now I will use it cause he is out of town, heh.
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/halo2emblem.ashx?s=119&0=18&1=2&2=18&3=18&fi=18&bi=17&fl=1&m=1
To Make:
Icon: Superhead
Background: Sun
Toggle: On
Primary Color: Blue
Secondary Color: Blue
Background: White
Armor Color: Blue
Here‘s my submission, and here’s the reference, in case it doesn’t make sense :-).
Oh holy grunt bear-ing two stickies shining
This is the night of the dear grunt’s revenge
Long may he live behind that rock in pining
Till he gained balls which he threw to avenge
A yell of hope the weary grunt rejoices
For yonder breaks a new grunt uprising
Fall on your knees! Oh hear the fuel rod fire!
Oh death is mine, brought by unggoy
Oh death is mine!
Oh death, oh death is mine.
Mine is already in the forums, but here’s a link
http://CrazedOne1988.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Halo-Holidays-106355234
Well, I did give my Christmas List a bit of a Halo flavor this year.
My Christmas List
Maybe I’ll try working on something else too.
Holiday Wallpaper I just whipped up.
http://darkneshasfallen.deviantart.com/art/Grunty-Holidays-106780176
Snowflake emblem.
Icon: Rampancy
Background: Cog
Toggle: On
Primary color: White
Secondary color: Sapphire
Background color: White
here is the Snowflake emlem (whoops!)
Dashing thru a door, with a grav hammer in my hand
smashing people in the head and laughing all the way!
HA HA HA
radar blips abound, showing kills to be found,
oh what fun it is to frag and kill in Halo3 tonight!
OHHHHH
shotgun shells, dead man yells
got stuck by a plasma grenade,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a warthog not a sleigh!
Hey!
oh halo 3
oh halo 3
my god what have you done to me
im MLG
I made it Pro
double team with my best bro
oh halo 3
oh halo 3
my god what have you done to me
oh halo 3
oh halo 3
what the hells come over me
i made a montage yesterday
but youtubers said it was gay
oh halo 3
oh halo 3
what the hells come over me
oh halo 3
oh halo 3
I wont leave you for COD
its got more guns and less grenades
but my BR is still the rave
oh halo 3
oh halo 3
I wont leave you for COD
Oh halo 3
oh halo 3
why wont cortana come to me
ive prayed to chief and johnson too
for the hawt lady colored blue
oh halo 3
oh halo 3
why wont cortana come to me
oh halo 3
oh halo 3
because of you i am happy
i met a girl she kicked my butt
we’re married and we you know what
oh halo 3
oh halo 3
because of you i am happy
hope you like
“Master Chief Under My Christmas Tree”
by b12y4n51m0n – aka Bryan Simon
In response to a recent contest on HBO, I made this emblem for myself:
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/halo2emblem.ashx?s=70&0=2&1=12&2=12&3=12&fi=23&bi=32&fl=1&m=1
Here’s a picture of my elite with that nice little Christmas tree on his shoulder:
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=60274759
This is something one of the guys over at h3mod did for the holidays :D
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh99/alexbowles/21_xmassmh1.jpg
Addicted to Halo
(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,
From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’,
I’m happy — although
I said it aint so…
I’m Happily addicted to Halo
All night long, I sit shooting,
Unaware time is moving,
There’s a beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
I’m Happily addicted to Halo
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, “Yo, man!
Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?”
With a listless shrug, I mutter “No, man;
I just discovered RippinHeads.com
I don’t phone, don’t send faxes,
Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes,
Who cares if someday They drag me away?
I’m Happily addicted to Halo!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to Haloooo!!! (Yeah!)
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and don’t forget to visit RippinHeads.com
-Rippin =)
Created by aruseus493 (aka me) proof posted December 13 on http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=667835
Jingle Grif:
Dashing through the field.
With a bomb in my right hand,
I have to score this goal.
It’s all part of my plan.
I got past Burnie 1!
And also Geoff 2!
But then I got slashed….by the idiot with no clue.
Winter Season! Winter Season!
Grif will be dead!
Because of thee bomb explosion and the fragments in his head.
Winter Season! Winter Season!
I have this sword! I’m not emo I cut other people so I don’t get bored!
(Pause and start with begining tune again)
Were tied 2 and 2, this is the final round, they have the bomb but were standing our ground!
They come at us with hammers.
So we do as well.
But then I cut down, XX Bidel! (fake name)
The bomb has fallen! The bomb has fallen!
Were in sudden death!
This is creepy.
The crowd is weepy.
And the stadium is deaf!
(Pause)
I picked up thee explosive.
Cause the enemy was intrusive.
I ran that final round.
With the bomb as my crown!
I punched out the 4 people,
Which game me an Overkill.
I planted the bomb,
Which made the game done!
recon’s christmas :)
http://s429.photobucket.com/albums/qq18/chibirobo1/?action=view¤t=45582637-Medium-1.jpg
this is a Christmas card my friend K40T1C SN1P3R and I made for everyone to enjoy. Merry Christmas everyone!
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=59273464
My Happy Halodays Mosaic Image:
(Half Size)
http://sites.google.com/site/647gallery/Home/ma/HAPPY_Halodays%20Mosaic%20Small.jpg
(Full Size – Download)
http://download65.mediafire.com/nznymmbmym0g/nzmydk5ec32/HAPPY_Halodays+Mosaic.JPG
i made a map
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=58286527
The Red Team, the Blue Team
The most carnage you’ve ever seen
Is Christmas in Killtrocity
With all of the noobs at home
It’s nice, you know, to kill a blue
and maybe a couple of reds a time or two
And Master Chief you know, of course
Is one of the boys from spartan II
The standoff door is open
The blues are paying you a call
Ask Seargent John before he’s gone
Too kill all the blues to kingdom come
How grand it feels to kill the reds
And join in the fun of the kills and mess
I’m banning you from my party
The noobs they don’t want to go
Away from Christmas in Killtrocity
With all of the noobs at home
Well, I have 3 entries for this contest:
First we have “Johnson Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
Johnson got run over by a reindeer
walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Arbiter, we believe.
He’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog.
And we’d begged him not to go.
But he’d forgot his Active Camo, (I was going to put Spartan Laser, but Camo rhymed,)
and he staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Christmas mornin,’
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin’ Beat Down marks on his back.
Johnson got run over by a reindeer,
walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Arbiter, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Arbiter.
He’s been takin’ this so well.
See him in there watchin’ Grifball,
drinkin’ beer and playin’ CoD with cousin Belle.
It’s not Christmas without Johnson.
All the family dressed in black.
And we just can’t help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
(Send them back)
Johnson got run over by a reindeer,
walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Arbiter, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table.
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
that would just have matched the hair in Johnson’s wig.
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors.
“Better watch out for yourselves.”
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a Banshee and plays with Grunts.
Johnson got run over by a reindeer,
walkin’ home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Arbiter, we believe.
(Sing it Arbiter)
Johnson got run over by a reindeer,
walkin’ home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Arbiter, we believe.
Merry Christmas
Next we have “Sad Chief”
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=25q80lk&s=5
^The text didn’t come out right, so I’ll read what it says:
Somebody: “Honey, Santa’s not coming this year…”
Master Chief: Like, are you being for serious?!”
And lastly, we have “Rudolph”
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5objbk&s=5
^The text didn’t come out on this, either.
All is says is “Rudolph has Lazer, Do YOU?”
Sorry for the bad quality on the Images….
I’m hoping my song gets on Bungie’s front page. (Haha, I wish =P)
Merry Christmas all!
O come, all ye splattered,
Assassinated and Stuck,
O come ye, O come ye to Bungie.net;
Come and behold him,
Born the ODST Soldier;
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O Come, let us adore him, Halo ODST!
THE TWELVE DAYS OF HALO
On the first day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
A sniper camping in a tree!
On the second day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
On the third day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
On the fourth day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Four blasting lasers, three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
On the fifth day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Five red team flags! Four blasting lasers, three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
On the sixth day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Six ghosts a going. Five red team flags! Four blasting lasers, three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
On the seventh day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Seven silver pistols, six ghosts a going. Five red team flags! Four blasting lasers, three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
On the eighth day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Eight bombs a blasting, seven silver pistols, six ghosts a going. Five red team flags! Four blasting lasers, three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
On the ninth day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Nine players dying, eight bombs a blasting, seven silver pistols, six ghosts a going. Five red team flags! Four blasting lasers, three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
On the tenth day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Ten frags a blasting, nine players dying, eight bombs a blasting, seven silver pistols, six ghosts a going. Five red team flags! Four blasting lasers, three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
On the eleventh day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Eleven brute shots shooting, ten frags a blasting, nine players dying, eight bombs a blasting, seven silver pistols, six ghosts a going. Five red team flags! Four blasting lasers, three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
And on the twelfth day of Halo Master Chief gave to me:
Twelve rockets flying, eleven brute shots shooting, ten frags a blasting, nine players dying, eight bombs a blasting, seven silver pistols, six ghosts a going. Five red team flags! Four blasting lasers, three gauss warthogs, two scorpion tanks and a sniper camping in a tree!
Here’s a New Year video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfZEN8SlWlw&feature=channel_page
Here’s my wonderful Christmas themed Mister Chief :D
http://i43.tinypic.com/vgsrbb.jpg
thought up another one: carol of the bells tune
Hark how the bombs,
sweet golden bombs,
all seem to say,
blow them away
griffball is here,
instilling fear,
to blue gold,
killionares sold.
Other team is gone
hammers along
while my ears ring
screw caroling.
One seems to hear
whoots and good cheer
from overthere
chiefs in the air.
Oh hammers pound,
booming with sound,
from either side,
with every stride.
Gaily they hoot
damn we cant boot
bitches who cheat,
OH NO DEFEAT!
very, very, very, merry griffball
very, very, very, merry griffball
damnit they won,
our battles done,
you lost the game
sorry thats lame
beep bee beep BEEP
O Master Chief!
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
O M G you’re awesome;
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
O M G you’re awesome;
Not only green, but badass too,
Your sidekick is a chick that’s blue
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
O M G you’re awesome!
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
I long to touch your codpiece;
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
I long to touch your codpiece;
How many times, I’ve played your game,
Got all the kills, but not the fame.
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
I long to touch your codpiece
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
You saved us all from the Flood!
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
You saved us all from the Flood!
You curbstomped Grunts, and some Brutes,
Well not just you, but Arby too!
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
You saved us all from the Flood!
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
Now frozen and lost in space!
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
Now frozen and lost in space!
Now I wait for O-D-S-T,
To pass the time, some killing spree’s.
O Master Chief! O Master Chief!
Now frozen and lost in space! !”
Here’s mine…
Dashing through Sandtrap,
With a two man open ‘Goose,
He has got the flag,
We need this goddamn cap’.
Hog Right on my six,
But I’m sure theres a banshee,
That’ll blow it to bits,
And we’ll clear this next valley.
Oh, Elephant, elephant
Slow down that one bit please,
We need this cap, To win this match
So I can get my 50 in Squad Battle
‘Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the Ark
not a sound to be heard
not even a bark.
The Grunts were all resting
their gas tanks as beds
as dreams of the Great Journey
danced in their heads.
Then suddenly there arose such a clatter
A Brute tried to run
but quickly was splattered.
And who did emerge from a battle-scarred Ghost?
It was Master Chief and Arby!
to make a Covenant roast.
Boom headshot, Boom headshot, Boom headshot, grenade!
these Covenant forces have hell to be paid!
Their plasma and spikes do no damage at all!
Glowing blue now covers the wall.
The Demon then spoke
“Hey Arby, get in!
More forces ahead,
we have a battle to win!”
So off they went in a Scorpion tank
to continue their mission
with more aliens to spank.
Learn from this tale, Grunts!
You Brutes should have known:
even on holidays
the Chief’s gonna pwn.
The 12 levels! By guess who…. Me again
On the first level of halo, Bungie gave to me. Chief in a tree.
On the second level of halo, Bungie gave to me. 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the third level of halo, Bungie gave to me. 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the fourth level of halo, Bungie gave to me. 4 AA-Wraiths 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the fifth level of halo, Bungie gave to me. 5 swarms of flood, 4 AA-Wraiths 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the sixth level of halo, Bungie gave to me. 6 sniper rifles, 5 swarms of flood, 4 AA-Wraiths 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the seventh level of halo, Bungie gave to me. 7 hornets 6 sniper rifles, 5 swarms of flood, 4 AA-Wraiths 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the eighth level of halo, Bungie gave to me. 8 mental messages 7 hornets 6 sniper rifles, 5 swarms of flood, 4 AA-Wraiths 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the ninth level of halo, Bungie gave to me. 9 big explosions 8 mental messages 7 hornets 6 sniper rifles, 5 swarms of flood, 4 AA-Wraiths 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the tenth level of halo, Bungie gave to me. A new ODST 9 big explosions 8 mental messages 7 hornets 6 sniper rifles, 5 swarms of flood, 4 AA-Wraiths 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the eleventh level of halo, Bungie gave to me. An AI a new ODST 9 big explosions 8 mental messages 7 hornets 6 sniper rifles, 5 swarms of flood, 4 AA-Wraiths 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
On the twelfth level of halo, Bungie gave to me. Halo 3 Recon an AI a new ODST 9 big explosions 8 mental messages 7 hornets 6 sniper rifles, 5 swarms of flood, 4 AA-Wraiths 3 warthogs 2 pelicans and a Chief in a tree.
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Not perfect, I know. I created this in 30 minutes.
http://skryke.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Holidays-103785112
its a bigun.
On the first day of christmas Bungie gave to me,
a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the second day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the third day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the fourth day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Four screaming bodies,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the fifth day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Fiiiive deadly riiiiings,
Four screaming bodies,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the sixth day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Six guns a-firing,
Fiiiiive deadly riiiiings,
Four screaming bodies,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the seventh day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Seven Banshees a-flying,
Six guns a-firing,
Fiiiiive deadly riiiiings,
Four screaming bodies,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the eighth day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Eight Jackals a-dieing,
Seven Banshees a-flying,
Six guns a-firing,
Fiiiiive deadly riiiiings,
Four screaming bodies,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the ninth day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Nine Ghosts fleeing,
Eight Jackals a-dieing,
Seven Banshees a-flying,
Six guns a-firing,
Fiiiiive deadly riiiiings,
Four screaming bodies,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the Tenth day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Ten Warthogs leaping,
Nine Ghosts fleeing,
Eight Jackals a-dieing,
Seven Banshees a-flying,
Six guns a-firing,
Fiiiiive deadly riiiiings,
Four screaming bodies,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the eleventh day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Eleven players dieing,
Ten Warthogs leaping,
Nine Ghosts fleeing,
Eight Jackals a-dieing,
Seven Banshees a-flying,
Six guns a-firing,
Fiiiiive deadly riiiiings,
Four screaming bodies,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
On the twelfth day of Christmas Bungie gave to me,
Twelve sticks exploding,
Eleven players dieing,
Ten Warthogs leaping,
Nine Ghosts fleeing,
Eight Jackals a-dieing,
Seven Banshees a-flying,
Six guns a-firing,
Fiiiiive deadly riiiiings,
Four screaming bodies,
Three active frags,
Two turtle grunts,
and a Spartan named Master Chief!
The Twelve Days of Christmas, Halo Style.
On the First day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Master Chief in a cryo-stasis.
On the Second day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo-stasis.
On the Third day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Three High Prophets, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo-stasis.
On the Fourth day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Four Johnson Speeches, Three High Prophets, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo-stasis.
On the Fifth day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Five SPARTAN II’s, Four Johnson Speeches, Three High Prophets, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo-stasis
On the Sixth day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Six Jackals hissing, Five SPARTAN II’s, Four Johnson Speeches, Three High Prophets, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo Stasis
On the Se7enth day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Se7en Halo’s Firing, Six Jackals hissing, Five SPARTAN II’s, Four Johnson Speeches, Three High Prophets, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo-stasis
On the Eigth day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Eight Cortana Letters, Se7en Halo’s Firing, Six Jackals hissing, Five SPARTAN II’s, Four Johnson Speeches, Three High Prophets, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo-stasis
On the Ninth day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Nine Gold Skulls, Eight Cortana Letters, Se7en Halo’s Firing, Six Jackals hissing, Five SPARTAN II’s, Four Johnson Speeches, Three High Prophets, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo-stasis
On the Tenth day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Ten Elite’s Charging, Nine Gold Skulls, Eight Cortana Letters, Se7en Halo’s Firing, Six Jackals hissing, Five SPARTAN II’s, Four Johnson Speeches, Three High Prophets, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo-stasis
On the Eleventh day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Eleven Marines Dying, Nine Gold Skulls, Eight Cortana Letters, Se7en Halo’s Firing, Six Jackals hissing, FIve SPARTAN II’s, Four Johnson Speeches, Three High Prophets, Two Squealing Grunts and Master Chief in a cry-stasis
On the Twelfth day of Christmas Bungie gave to us, Twelve Shipmasters, Eleven Marines Dying, Nine Gold Skulls, Eight Cortana Letters, Se7en Halo’s Firing, Six Jackals hissing, Four Johnson Speeches, Three High Prophets, Two Squeling Grunts and Master Chief in a cryo-stasis.
Happy Holidays!
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Here’s my sad attempt at a mister chief drawing! Done quickly http://s427.photobucket.com/albums/pp352/ScottyBob999/?action=view¤t=MisterChiefholiday.jpg
I CAN HAZ PRESENT?
http://s429.photobucket.com/albums/qq18/chibirobo1/?action=view¤t=60801470-Medium-1.jpg&t=1229729165132
RECON THE REINDEER
http://s429.photobucket.com/albums/qq18/chibirobo1/?action=view¤t=53756160-Medium-2.jpg
*<:D (Holiday themed smiley face)
My shot at it
Santa Chief Midnight Ride…
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3093/3120843777_1db9c98e36_b.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Hiro_Usaka/60810864-Full.jpg
;D I tried.
http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=halochristmaskn2.jpg
That is from a screen shot that I took. Sorry about the arm and the leg. I know it looks weird.
My submission, Happy Holidays Bungie
I hope you like it!
Happy Holidays
Here is a picture made in a 3d program
“Grandma Got Run Over by a Mongoose”
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=58751552
for some reason the picture didnt show up so here is a link
http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq161/rerout343/halochristmas.jpg
Sgt. Johnson: Hey Arbiter what are you doing for the holidays?
Arbiter: I’m going to go back home and see my family.
Sgt. Johnson: That’s always a good choice! What about you Chief? Going to see your family?
Master Chief: (running away face full of tears) You MONSTER! Wahhh!
Arbiter: Not cool man, not cool.
The new Halo Movie
http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m447/SH4D0W_ASSASSIN/Halodays.jpg
I made a map with a giant christmas tree and also has some presents and lights
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=60820352
master chief is very excited for christmas lol XD
http://s429.photobucket.com/albums/qq18/chibirobo1/?action=view¤t=50972400-Full-1.jpg&t=1229737792521
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr172/Skitzo_Sven/Christmas.jpg
Rewritten Jingle Bells to the tone of Halo:
Riding at the gun
Of an M-twelve L-R-V
Shooting up some grunts
So efficiently.
Brutes are in your way
Jackal snipers too,
These foes won’t hold you up today
There’s nothing stopping you
(chorus)
|: Master Chief, Master Chief,
Oh please save mankind;
Take out the infectious flood
With Cortana by your side.
Master Chief, Master Chief,
Oh please save mankind;
Take out the infectious flood
With Cortana by your side.:|
Don’t you forget your past
And all we represent,
Gravemind will test your wits
Fail not like Mendicant.
Just play the pawn shortly,
Misfortune you’ll not face,
Your patience leads to victory
You’ll put him in his place.
|: chorus :|
The opposition’s tough,
Especially when you see;
Two Hunters strut their stuff,
And fire their bright green;
With quickness you avoid
A close call with certain death,
You flank them without making noise,
And snipe them with held breath.
|: chorus :|
Now the ground glows red
Magma spits up high
All friendlies have fled
You take your final ride;
Just round the corners well
And hit the jumps with speed
You’ll reach the ship; not fall in hell
Our savior you will be.
http://i42.tinypic.com/14ilv12.jpg
i made some wallpapers. <3
normal display:
http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr99/heynateGFX/wallpapers/reconhappyhalodays-1.png
widescreen display:
http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr99/heynateGFX/wallpapers/reconhappyhalodayswidescreen-1.png
happy halodays. :)
Got bored, so thought I’d make a little contribution
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ro5jr5&s=5
Here is my pic, http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8874/xmasspartanbysoundwavewy8.png
i actually tried this time.
I had made this last year as a thanks to all the people who helped me around the time my grandfather passed away… and the people playing helped me enjoy it. it was a few days before halo 3s launch so that helped me take my mind off things… ever since then halo 3 has been my main video game fix and a way to get away from some of the hardships of the year
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=60847405
oh yeah… its a house… my house… lol
On the twelfth day of halo bungie gave to me
12 lagging games
11 standby users
10 xp boosters
9 profane gamer tags
8 profane emblems
7 people cursing
6 profane messages
5 whining kids
4 on a team
3 start to scream
2 people quit
Because one is a team killing shit.
Here is a good one I hope lots of parents see this one.
Set to god rest ye merry gentlemen
God help the stupid folks out there they do not understand
A mature game rating means keep it out of children’s hands
Their ten year olds play games on live like bungies halo 3
Then wonder why they curs that way they blocked out bad TV
http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t174/Biggin75/?action=view¤t=60821549-Full1.jpg
I made a Master Chief and Blue Elite Christmas Card after I found an old miniature Christmas tree that I made back in 6th grade… I was… inspired… when i realized it was perfectly to scale with the McFarlane figures. =)
I also made this, which I submitted as an avatar on Bungie.net… With any luck it’ll get approved before Christmas… 2012…
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=60740550
http://s434.photobucket.com/albums/qq65/Manly_Crayon/?action=view¤t=Misterchiefevil.jpg
http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k75/soddythehotty/?action=view¤t=HaloChristmasContrast.jpg
This is mine. I hope you guys like it!
Halo 3 Map Variant “Christmas Tree” FFA or Team Slayer
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=60051129
Here’s mine.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee121/zetsu_of_akatsuki/60928297-Full.jpg
Dashing through the Dirt,
in a one ‘Hog open sleigh,
past the rockets we go, killing all the way,
bells on n00b tails ring, making plasmas glow bright,
Oh what fun it is to ride and sing this halo song tonight,
Oh Jingle Frags, Jingle Frags Jingle all the way.
A day or two ago,
I thought I’d take a drive,
And soon Master Chief was sitting at my side,
The ‘Hog was tough and rugged,
But in all the snow, the Warthog got stuck,
I pulled out my nades making the path clear
Oh Jingle Frags, Jingle Frags, Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one ‘Hog open sleigh,
Jingle Frags, Jingle Frags, Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one ‘Hog open sleigh!!!
Happy Holidays Guys!!!
C:\Users\diego\Desktop\New Folder (2)\christmas.jpg
Guns in the air
Death everywhere
Dude throw the flare
Please never swear.
Hackers never care.
Noobs always dare.
Pros never stare.
Snipers always fair.
Nerds always whine
laggers are like chains
With lots of power drains
shotguns never miss
snipers smell like fish
grenades in a dish
when i look a chicks
Never t-bag me plz i always play with ease
When i have my pistol
I always used to fizzle
Bang Bang BOOM!
Dashing through the crowd
on a sweet one rider chopper
through the bullets we go, fragging all the way
jingle SPLAT jingle SPLAT, splatters all the way
oh what fun it is to kill a stupid n00b every day!
I was making some sugar cookies with the girlfriend and then said, hey, lets make some Halo cookies. So after a bit of thinking we made a ODSteve and the Flag kill medal. Steve also needed a hat to get into the spirit of the season. It was just a matter of etching the design out with a toothpick, then after they were cooked, covering them with icing. Although poor Steve met and very delicious end in my stomach.
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/legotrains/Something/steveflag.jpg
Dren
if u think halo lags it took Jesus 3 days to respawn
Best Cookie Evar ! ^ :D
I really don’t know how to get the images in the post but I do have a link to them:
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7710/ilovechristmaslp0.jpg
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3329/ahalochristmasnm8.jpg
I was forging in Avalanche making ready for my own Christmas map and I figured I take a few shots to remember it by. Enjoy!
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Christmas Masta Chief-=]
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(song)
Winter Wonderland “remake”
Halo Wonderland
Spartans rule, are you owning,
Shot in the brain, grunts are moaning.
We’re playing tonight,
I stuck you ALRIGHT!,
Owning in a Halo wonderland.
Gone away is the math nerd,
here to stay is a new nerd.
A new Halo song,
lets all sing along,
Owning in a Halo wonderland.
To destroy the ring you build a spartan,
We’ll pretend the chief is Jason Jones
He’ll say: i need a weapon.
we’ll say: I suppose that atones,
I’ll get you one in ghost town.
oooohhhhh
Later on, we popped a tire,
Noobs don’t know how to fire.
To play unpaid,
the games that they made,
Owning in a Halo wonderland.
In the game we can build a spartan,
and pretend that he’s the best around
We’ll have lots of fun with mister spartan,
until MLG kids knock him down.
When i lose, not so thrilling,
Take a break to get a filling.
Then we’ll blast them away, No Scope YAY!,
Owning in a Halo wonderland.
Owning in a Halo wonderland,
Owning in a Halo wonderland.
(Christmas Halo Avatar)
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/dittydittman/PlayerModel-1.jpg
How to make:
1.Place Full hayabusa armor on your spartan.
2.Make your primary armor color green.
3.Make your secondary armor color red.
4.Make your arnor detail red.
(Halo Joke)
Q. What’s master chiefs favorite holliday?
A. Haloween!
bahah i love corny jokes.=]
(Halo Christmas Wallpaper)
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/dittydittman/masterchiefchristmasmg.jpg
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=61010451
Another Holiday Screeny by xkevlar. : D
I have one by the Aus Productions team :D
go to this website to copy the picture and put it on bungie.net for me please bs angelofdeath because i don’t know how
12 days of Halo
On the first day of Christmas Bungie gave to me, A covenant in a banshee
On the second day of Christmas Bungie gave to me, 2 smg’s and a covenant in a banshee
On the third day of Christmas Bungie gave to me, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee
On the fourth day of Christmas Bungie gave to me, 4 honking hogs, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee.
On the fifth day of christmas bungie gave to me, 5 halo rings, 4 honking hogs, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee
On the sixth day of christmas bungie gave to me, 6 snipers sniping, 5 halo rings, 4 honking hogs, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee
on the seventh day of christmas bungie gave to me, 7 spartans swimming, 6 snipers sniping, 5 halo rings, 4 honking hogs, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee.
On the eighth day of christmas bungie gave to me, 8 noobs of noobing, 7 spartans swimming, 6 snipers sniping, 5 halo rings, 4 honking hogs, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee.
On the ninth day of christmas bungie gave to me, 9 rockets flying, 8 noobs of noobing, 7 spartans swimming, 6 snipers sniping, 5 halo rings, 4 honking hogs, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee.
On the tenth day of christmas bungie gave to me, 10 spartans leaping, 9 rockets flying, 8 noobs of noobing, 7 spartans swimming, 6 snipers sniping, 5 halo rings, 4 honking hogs, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee.
On the eleventh day of christmas bungie gave to me, 11 swords of stabbing, 10 spartans leaping, 9 rockets flying, 8 noobs of noobing, 7 spartans swimming, 6 snipers sniping, 5 halo rings, 4 honking hogs, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee.
On the twelth day of christmas bungie gave to me, 12 people dying, 11 swords of stabbing, 10 spartans leaping, 9 rockets flying, 8 noobs of noobing, 7 spartans swimming, 6 snipers sniping, 5 halo rings, 4 honking hogs, 3 frag grenades, 2 smg’s, and a covenant in a banshee.
a holiday wallpaper done by fighter eagle
OK BUENAS TOMAS
The 12 days of Halo
On the first day of Halo,
Johnson sent to me
A hornet stuck in a tree
On the second day of Halo,
Johnson sent to me
Two trips mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree
On the third day of Halo,
Johnson sent to me
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree
On the fourth day of Halo,
Johnson sent to me
Four dead grunts,
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree
On the fifth day of Halo,
Johnson sent to me
Five Spartan laser,
Four dead grunts,
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree
On the sixth day of Halo,
Johnson sent to me
Six sniper rifles,
Five Spartan laser,
Four dead grunts,
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree
On the seventh day of Halo,
Johnson sent to me
Seven battle rifles,
Six sniper rifles,
Five Spartan laser,
Four dead grunts,
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree
On the eighth day of Halo,
Johnson sent to me
Eight plasma rifles,
Seven battle rifles,
Six sniper rifles,
Five Spartan laser,
Four dead grunts,
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Johnson sent to me
Nine warthogs,
Eight plasma rifles,
Seven battle rifles,
Six sniper rifles,
Five Spartan laser,
Four dead grunts,
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Johnson sent to me
Ten long swords,
Nine warthogs,
Eight plasma rifles,
Seven battle rifles,
Six sniper rifles,
Five Spartan laser,
Four dead grunts,
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Johnson sent to me
Eleven mongoose,
Ten long swords,
Nine warthogs,
Eight plasma rifles,
Seven battle rifles,
Six sniper rifles,
Five Spartan laser,
Four dead grunts,
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree,
On the twelfth day of Halo,
Johnson sent to me
Twelve missile pods,
Eleven mongoose,
Ten long swords,
Nine warthogs,
Eight plasma rifles,
Seven battle rifles,
Six sniper rifles,
Five Spartan laser,
Four dead grunts,
Three spike grenades,
Two trip mines,
And a hornet stuck in a tree!
All these are great!
Here’s my try:
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2340/recondn2.png
Hope you like it :D
Here are a couple of things from the Halo CE Chronicles one new and on from last year:
New:
Shipwrecked – Another tale of the First Ring
Episode 48 – Happy Holidays
http://hcec.halomaps.org/comics.cfm?cid=79
Image only: http://hcec.halomaps.org/comic/lg/episode-48.jpg
Last year:
The Gift – A Halo CE Chronicles Christmas Story
http://www.halomovies.org/index.cfm?fid=1763
12 Days of Christmas — As told by John 117:
On the first day of christmas Cortana gave to me:
One pissed off Grunt.
On the second day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Two Kig-Yar snipers and one pissed off Grunt.
On the third day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar pilots, and one pissed off Grunt.
On the fourth day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Four Combat forms, three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar snipers, and one pissed off Grunt.
On the fifth day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Fiiiivvve dead elites, four Combat forms, three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar snipers, and one really pissed off Grunt.
On the sixth day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Six Brute Chieftans, fiiiivvve dead elites, four Combat forms, three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar snipers, and one really pissed off Grunt.
On the seventh day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Seven Halo rings, Six Brute Chieftans, fiiiivvve dead elites, four Combat forms, three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar snipers, and one pissed off Grunt.
On the eighth day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Eight Yanme’e flyers, seven Halo rings, Six Brute Chieftans, fiiiivvve dead elites, four Combat forms, three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar snipers, and one pissed off Grunt.
On the ninth day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Nine O-D-S-T’s, eight Yanme’e flyers, seven Halo rings, Six Brute Chieftans, fiiiivvve dead elites, four Combat forms, three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar snipers, and one pissed off Grunt.
On the tenth day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Ten Covenant Supercarriers, nine O-D-S-T’s, eight Yanme’e flyers, seven Halo rings, Six Brute Chieftans, fiiiivvve dead elites, four Combat forms, three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar snipers, and one pissed off Grunt.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Eleven FENRIS Warheads, ten Covenant Supercarriers, nine O-D-S-T’s, eight Yanme’e flyers, seven Halo rings, Six Brute Chieftans, fiiiivvve dead elites, four Combat forms, three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar snipers, and one pissed off Grunt.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Cortana gave to me:
Twelve blown-up ’Hogs, eleven FENRIS Warheads, ten Covenant Supercarriers, nine O-D-S-T’s, eight Yanme’e flyers, seven Halo rings, Six Brute Chieftans, fiiiivvve dead elites, four Combat forms, three Hornet pilots, two Kig-Yar snipers, and one pissed off Grunt.
Joke 1: If you could play as Chuck Norris in Halo, you would die near instantly. Why? Because it’s Master Chief’s game, and in Master Chief’s game– Chuck Norris is the Grunt, and Master Chief- has the sniper rifle.
Joke 2: Two spartans walk into a bar, one says: “Hey, I’ll take a beer.”
The tender says: “Sorry sir, we can’t serve you with that helmet on, you’re gonna have to take it off.”
My Halo christmas image
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=61247654
a nice map i made of a holiday tree
http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq112/Citrus-limon/DSC00712.jpg
http://s68.photobucket.com/albums/i20/bigzoo66/?action=view¤t=haloxmas-1-1.jpg