Friday Caption Fun, Round 27
December 12, 2008 82 Comments
Last week when I strayed from the customary Friday Caption Fun activity, petetheduck staged a protest by captioning the graphic that accompanied the replacement article. Because I fear his wrath, we are now returning to our regularly scheduled programming. His line (in case you were curious) was, “It took a while, but bs angel finally find a box big enough to ship all her handwritten codpiece comments to Bungie Studios.” Please laugh. Otherwise he may kill me. Now off we go to recap the answers from a few weeks back, and then we’ll try our hand at captioning yet another screenshot. Assuming petetheduck lets me live that long.
- “After camping with the sniper for years, the doctor finally made Spartan 109 play Grifball nonstop until he shed his extra weight.” (Metalingus627)
- “The 10 Pounds Of Beans test is the best way to determine if your armour has any leaks.” (Mace Windex)
- “The Grifball referees are still trying to decide if eating the red team is legal.” (SoxKid05)
- “Due to the inactivity, this is the unexpected consequence of boosting.” (retinence)
- “Bungie was considering outsourcing the work on Halo 3 to Epic Games after GoW was such a success; early screenshots clearly show it wasn’t working out.” (ADRENALINhigh)
- “I would have been your daddy but pretty much EVERYONE beat me over the fence!” (MK28)
- “Sarge! I loved those severed human hands!!!” (letmelive4sh0)
- “I like big butts and I cannot lie. All you other brothers can’t deny…” (SonofMacPhisto)
This seems like the opportune time to admit that my go to song when I take part in drunken karaoke is Baby Got Back. I may or may not know every single word. And corresponding dance move. Phew, that was like a catharsis. I feel much better! Now we can caption the following screenshot with a clear conscience. I gave it the very boring one word title of “Censored” but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: King Videot
“Hey FlapYap, your participle is dangling!”
The poor little grunt was in such a rush that he forgot his pants. :(
“What are you looking at?”
Grunts tend to get a little TOO excited when Master Chief is around.
“I got your food nipple… RIGHT HERE!”
“This is my weapon, this is my gun…This is for fightin, this is for fun…”
“It is after rushing to battle that the Grunt realized he had forgotten his Covenant Codpiece…”
I can’t help it that your world is cold, Demon!
For all of their technological advancements, the Covenant were sorely lacking grunt genital protection.
Excuse me Grunt, but your PP (Plasma Pistol) is showing!
The Covenant censors liked the idea of the human’s black bar for hiding the privates, so they put their version to use on the grunty porn floating around High Charity.
Suck on this food-nipple!
(You’ll only get this if you know about the Unggoy live on Covenant ships.)
“Go on, i dare ya to kick my ‘Balls of Steel!!!’”
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
Step 2: Put your junk in that box.
Step 3: Make MC open the box… and that’s the way you do it!
I woke up this morning and could not find my detachable p3n1s
…Little did the recruit know that streaking in a warzone is not a Grunt tradition…
MC looked at the grunt, saw how small his censor block was, and didn’t have the heart to kill him… he must have already been through enough
“Hey there YapYap! Whoa, is it cold out here or is that the way it’s supposed to look?”
It is here that the chief discovered that the kamikaze grunts weren’t talking about their grenades.
Poor yap-yap’s audition for the part of Wall-e was going great until he reached the part of the script where Wall-e deploys his solar panels to recharge.
Next on TMZ, you won’t believe what we caught this famous Covenant wearing in the jungle!
One must wonder if behind that blue box is vagina. Warning: Imagining that may induce vomiting.
This Grunt is ready to make teabagging taste just that much better.
It’s the hot new TV show “Grunts Gone Wild!”
Bow chicka bow wow
$5 Footlong
Bungie show what Halo 3 would have looked like if they lowered the rating to E for Everybody!
“His mask looks like balls, should I cover that up, too?”
Little does everyone know that Grunt genitals actually look somewhat similar to a small gray box…
His chin looks like balls, you want me to cover that, too?
GRUNT: “DEMON! I lost my codpiece!”
MASTER CHIEF: “Well yo can’t have mine!”
*blows his head off*
Trying to hide them from hackers, Bungie is really going out there to hide skulls in the ODST expansion…
Grunts were subjected to weapons like the plasma pistols because they were graced with OTHER amazing qualities
Finally, Flipyap remembered his weapon. However……
Hey, Demon! My eyes are up here!
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
After exciting a grunt, MC found out that even grunts have energy shields, that apparently nothing could pass through.
you think thats censorship? wait till you see the flood
for anyone who has seen the recent SNL digital short:
or if not then you should have : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
YapYap had just watched the end of Sixth Sense and eaten a grape. He knew that the repurcussions were unavoidable.
I knew Grunts that went Kamikaze could be dicks, but this is just ridiculous.
“Grunts Gone Wild!”
You killed FlipYap! Had the flippiest yap I ever knew.
After his stunning performance in all 3 Halo games, the Grunt’s acting career ended after a series of explicit photographs were released over the internet.
YapFlip was going to kill the Demon by mentally scarring him.
Hey, DEMON! The pron store called, and they’re all out of you.
“Next on ‘How to Catch a Predator’”
Little did the UNSC know that Grunt genitals were such oddly shaped…
Male Grunt: Hawty, you twat, you censored the wrong F@$%ing region!
Female Grunt: Hey, I’m not complaining…
Tonight on 7 News, a “wardrobe malfunction” during the live half-time show at HaloBowl XVII has caused uproar from both sides of the war.
The Janet Jackson of Grunts
That was one heck of a party.
Brittany Spears before rehab
The Tarzan of the Grunts
Madad the Grunt, “Actually Sarge, I know what the ladies really like.”
That’s really not how I imagined it looking. Light blue and rectangular? Like, really? No wonder grunts are so uptight.
I heard of dont ask dont tell but this is ridiculous
Whilst many humans have been known to shit bricks, Grunts infact shit energy bars.
While there really wasn’t much there, bungie still insisted on using a censor bar for the grunts gone wild easter egg.
Due to a lack of funny dick-jokes this week, a Grunt with a MS Paint rectangle was immideatly placed before us.
Due to the extremely bizarre genitalia of Unggoy, the “Visual Protection Filtering System” in the Mark VI armor kicked in to keep Master Chief from going utterly mad.
The real reason the Arbiter left the Covenant…
“
GirlsGrunts Gone WildGuy – “Behold, the new face of war!”
Chief – “Oh god my eyes!!!”
Forget the Blue Screen of Death. This is then Blue-And-Green Square Crotchpiece of Doom, Death and Despair!
Exibit A: A grunt outside the window of Miranda Keyes.
Quick! Cover it! If Hawty sees that huge thing it’ll be another week of Spartan Pr0n!
Damn, that thing is huge!!!
“Even the covenant didn’t agree with YAPYAP’s Snap-On Strap-On…”
“Yorick felt guilty as he retrieved his skull from the vulnerable grunt who was fashioning it as an Athletic-Cup.”
~Admiral Madden~
Bungie unveils its latest project, the world’s most hi-tech knob joke.
“I was in the POOL!”
“Note the extraordinary girth of the male Unngoy, igniting sexual fervour amongst the female of their clan.”
So I says: ‘Oh I know what the ladies like!’ and she told me never to call again; what was that about?
Unngoy anatomy is little understood, which is why the face has been censored on this one and the genitals left to dangle free.
Beware of Unngoy bearing rectangular gifts to be unwrapped!
Have your advertisement reach over five million Live Subscribers!
There’s only me and fat people that have never seen our own genitalia.
I have to admit, I cried after she told me I was hung like a grunt.
The square is a distraction: you feeling lucky punk?
The new Plasma Fuel Rod in full effect!
Grunt soiled in a perfectly rectangular fashion.
It’s not like I’m packing heat; hence the cyan hue.
The Unngoy Naturist Commune was gathering momentum.
And in other news: An Unngoy was arrested outside the window of BS Angel’s apartment tonight; on the grounds of minute exposure. Amidst a fit of giggles, BS Angel is not pressing charges…
So I have this letter I’d like you to read; explaining my most intimate thoughts.
“You don’t think it’s too small, do you, Yap?”
I always thought these rubber things shaped themselves around you…
Squared: for YOUR pleasure! I can’t feel a thing btw…
Heavy protection.
What? Have I got mustard on my face again?
Unngoy’s Next Top Model wouldn’t go fully nude out of his prudent ethics…
I don’t know what it is Burt, but everywhere I go, it seems to follow me -obscuring my crotch like a bad case of Crabs!
“I’ve heard it: OKAY?!”
There’s a target audience out there that loves this shit.
Think how I feel; my betrothed won’t even touch it.
My lack of genitalia shouldn’t affect how you feel about us as a whole; that’s wishful thinking but I’m hoping you’ll swallow it. No I wasn’t intentionally making an ejaculation joke.
Honey I swear on the hatchlings: you CAN catch Polygon-itus from a toilet seat!
Unfortunately for Boe Boe, he had a tettris piece for his jingle jangle.
Windows laughed as there “Blue Block of death” distracted the army long enough for them to destroy Mozilla Firefox’s new server construction!
This is why I’m hot!
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!
Some on finally found the “Grunts Gone Wild” skull!
Look, it’s Britany Spears!
This is what happens when you try to play Halo with the family filter turned on…