Last week when I strayed from the customary Friday Caption Fun activity, petetheduck staged a protest by captioning the graphic that accompanied the replacement article. Because I fear his wrath, we are now returning to our regularly scheduled programming. His line (in case you were curious) was, “It took a while, but bs angel finally find a box big enough to ship all her handwritten codpiece comments to Bungie Studios.” Please laugh. Otherwise he may kill me. Now off we go to recap the answers from a few weeks back, and then we’ll try our hand at captioning yet another screenshot. Assuming petetheduck lets me live that long.
- “After camping with the sniper for years, the doctor finally made Spartan 109 play Grifball nonstop until he shed his extra weight.” (Metalingus627)
- “The 10 Pounds Of Beans test is the best way to determine if your armour has any leaks.” (Mace Windex)
- “The Grifball referees are still trying to decide if eating the red team is legal.” (SoxKid05)
- “Due to the inactivity, this is the unexpected consequence of boosting.” (retinence)
- “Bungie was considering outsourcing the work on Halo 3 to Epic Games after GoW was such a success; early screenshots clearly show it wasn’t working out.” (ADRENALINhigh)
- “I would have been your daddy but pretty much EVERYONE beat me over the fence!” (MK28)
- “Sarge! I loved those severed human hands!!!” (letmelive4sh0)
- “I like big butts and I cannot lie. All you other brothers can’t deny…” (SonofMacPhisto)
This seems like the opportune time to admit that my go to song when I take part in drunken karaoke is Baby Got Back. I may or may not know every single word. And corresponding dance move. Phew, that was like a catharsis. I feel much better! Now we can caption the following screenshot with a clear conscience. I gave it the very boring one word title of “Censored” but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: King Videot
Posted by mendicantbias00 on December 12, 2008 at 3:08 am
“Hey FlapYap, your participle is dangling!”
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on December 12, 2008 at 3:20 am
The poor little grunt was in such a rush that he forgot his pants. :(
Posted by [QQ Church] on December 12, 2008 at 3:26 am
“What are you looking at?”
Posted by Mace Windex on December 12, 2008 at 4:12 am
Grunts tend to get a little TOO excited when Master Chief is around.
Posted by Salen on December 12, 2008 at 4:23 am
“I got your food nipple… RIGHT HERE!”
Posted by Sir Vexorg on December 12, 2008 at 4:23 am
“This is my weapon, this is my gun…This is for fightin, this is for fun…”
Posted by Tristan on December 12, 2008 at 4:53 am
“It is after rushing to battle that the Grunt realized he had forgotten his Covenant Codpiece…”
Posted by Rune Of Red on December 12, 2008 at 5:20 am
I can’t help it that your world is cold, Demon!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on December 12, 2008 at 5:47 am
For all of their technological advancements, the Covenant were sorely lacking grunt genital protection.
Posted by SPOC XLI on December 12, 2008 at 5:54 am
Excuse me Grunt, but your PP (Plasma Pistol) is showing!
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on December 12, 2008 at 6:05 am
The Covenant censors liked the idea of the human’s black bar for hiding the privates, so they put their version to use on the grunty porn floating around High Charity.
Posted by PsycheDiver on December 12, 2008 at 6:07 am
Suck on this food-nipple!
(You’ll only get this if you know about the Unggoy live on Covenant ships.)
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on December 12, 2008 at 6:14 am
“Go on, i dare ya to kick my ‘Balls of Steel!!!’”
Posted by snorkle256 on December 12, 2008 at 6:20 am
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
Step 2: Put your junk in that box.
Step 3: Make MC open the box… and that’s the way you do it!
Posted by Shaggydeath on December 12, 2008 at 7:07 am
I woke up this morning and could not find my detachable p3n1s
Posted by Reneiw on December 12, 2008 at 7:15 am
…Little did the recruit know that streaking in a warzone is not a Grunt tradition…
Posted by Mike on December 12, 2008 at 7:32 am
MC looked at the grunt, saw how small his censor block was, and didn’t have the heart to kill him… he must have already been through enough
Posted by the Light Show on December 12, 2008 at 7:40 am
“Hey there YapYap! Whoa, is it cold out here or is that the way it’s supposed to look?”
Posted by Naepa34 on December 12, 2008 at 7:42 am
It is here that the chief discovered that the kamikaze grunts weren’t talking about their grenades.
Posted by petetheduck on December 12, 2008 at 8:45 am
Poor yap-yap’s audition for the part of Wall-e was going great until he reached the part of the script where Wall-e deploys his solar panels to recharge.
Posted by petetheduck on December 12, 2008 at 8:47 am
Next on TMZ, you won’t believe what we caught this famous Covenant wearing in the jungle!
Posted by retinence on December 12, 2008 at 8:54 am
One must wonder if behind that blue box is vagina. Warning: Imagining that may induce vomiting.
Posted by retinence on December 12, 2008 at 8:56 am
This Grunt is ready to make teabagging taste just that much better.
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on December 12, 2008 at 9:02 am
It’s the hot new TV show “Grunts Gone Wild!”
Posted by retinence on December 12, 2008 at 9:02 am
Bow chicka bow wow
Posted by Max2107 on December 12, 2008 at 9:03 am
$5 Footlong
Posted by Gi85on on December 12, 2008 at 9:05 am
Bungie show what Halo 3 would have looked like if they lowered the rating to E for Everybody!
Posted by Morpheus on December 12, 2008 at 9:09 am
“His mask looks like balls, should I cover that up, too?”
Posted by Arrisseau on December 12, 2008 at 10:47 am
Little does everyone know that Grunt genitals actually look somewhat similar to a small gray box…
Posted by Ric Stone on December 12, 2008 at 10:49 am
His chin looks like balls, you want me to cover that, too?
Posted by Das Kalk on December 12, 2008 at 11:06 am
GRUNT: “DEMON! I lost my codpiece!”
MASTER CHIEF: “Well yo can’t have mine!”
*blows his head off*
Posted by Metalingus627 on December 12, 2008 at 11:46 am
Trying to hide them from hackers, Bungie is really going out there to hide skulls in the ODST expansion…
Posted by SoxKid05 on December 12, 2008 at 11:51 am
Grunts were subjected to weapons like the plasma pistols because they were graced with OTHER amazing qualities
Posted by Dust and Echoes on December 12, 2008 at 11:55 am
Finally, Flipyap remembered his weapon. However……
Posted by MattDGiant on December 12, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Hey, Demon! My eyes are up here!
Posted by XMixMasterX on December 12, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Posted by ALTEX on December 12, 2008 at 12:41 pm
After exciting a grunt, MC found out that even grunts have energy shields, that apparently nothing could pass through.
Posted by Araknoros on December 12, 2008 at 12:45 pm
you think thats censorship? wait till you see the flood
Posted by ALTEX on December 12, 2008 at 12:45 pm
for anyone who has seen the recent SNL digital short:
or if not then you should have : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
YapYap had just watched the end of Sixth Sense and eaten a grape. He knew that the repurcussions were unavoidable.
Posted by Zee-V70 on December 12, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I knew Grunts that went Kamikaze could be dicks, but this is just ridiculous.
Posted by nixproto on December 12, 2008 at 1:42 pm
“Grunts Gone Wild!”
Posted by AT-AT on December 12, 2008 at 1:51 pm
You killed FlipYap! Had the flippiest yap I ever knew.
Posted by WolfSarge on December 12, 2008 at 1:57 pm
After his stunning performance in all 3 Halo games, the Grunt’s acting career ended after a series of explicit photographs were released over the internet.
Posted by AT-AT on December 12, 2008 at 1:58 pm
YapFlip was going to kill the Demon by mentally scarring him.
Posted by AT-AT on December 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Hey, DEMON! The pron store called, and they’re all out of you.
Posted by retinence on December 12, 2008 at 2:35 pm
“Next on ‘How to Catch a Predator’”
Posted by Mysterioso2006 on December 12, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Little did the UNSC know that Grunt genitals were such oddly shaped…
Posted by Cailus on December 12, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Male Grunt: Hawty, you twat, you censored the wrong F@$%ing region!
Female Grunt: Hey, I’m not complaining…
Posted by DethPwn on December 12, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Tonight on 7 News, a “wardrobe malfunction” during the live half-time show at HaloBowl XVII has caused uproar from both sides of the war.
Posted by DethPwn on December 12, 2008 at 3:17 pm
The Janet Jackson of Grunts
Posted by humrh360 on December 12, 2008 at 3:35 pm
That was one heck of a party.
Posted by Spade on December 12, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Brittany Spears before rehab
Posted by Spade on December 12, 2008 at 3:38 pm
The Tarzan of the Grunts
Posted by Spade on December 12, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Madad the Grunt, “Actually Sarge, I know what the ladies really like.”
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on December 12, 2008 at 3:57 pm
That’s really not how I imagined it looking. Light blue and rectangular? Like, really? No wonder grunts are so uptight.
Posted by Shaggydeath on December 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I heard of dont ask dont tell but this is ridiculous
Posted by newguy2445 on December 12, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Whilst many humans have been known to shit bricks, Grunts infact shit energy bars.
Posted by eclipser 84 on December 12, 2008 at 7:57 pm
While there really wasn’t much there, bungie still insisted on using a censor bar for the grunts gone wild easter egg.
Posted by Ken Raves on December 12, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Due to a lack of funny dick-jokes this week, a Grunt with a MS Paint rectangle was immideatly placed before us.
Posted by Faren22 on December 13, 2008 at 5:51 am
Due to the extremely bizarre genitalia of Unggoy, the “Visual Protection Filtering System” in the Mark VI armor kicked in to keep Master Chief from going utterly mad.
Posted by Dusty Boy T on December 12, 2008 at 10:27 pm
The real reason the Arbiter left the Covenant…
Posted by Whaappened? on December 12, 2008 at 11:04 pm
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GirlsGrunts Gone WildPosted by The Last Hunter on December 13, 2008 at 12:50 am
Guy – “Behold, the new face of war!”
Chief – “Oh god my eyes!!!”
Posted by HSAR on December 13, 2008 at 6:31 am
Forget the Blue Screen of Death. This is then Blue-And-Green Square Crotchpiece of Doom, Death and Despair!
Posted by Gwozdzilla on December 13, 2008 at 11:15 am
Exibit A: A grunt outside the window of Miranda Keyes.
Posted by Waffle Deluxe on December 13, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Quick! Cover it! If Hawty sees that huge thing it’ll be another week of Spartan Pr0n!
Posted by chris101b on December 13, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Damn, that thing is huge!!!
Posted by Admiral Madden on December 14, 2008 at 4:00 am
“Even the covenant didn’t agree with YAPYAP’s Snap-On Strap-On…”
“Yorick felt guilty as he retrieved his skull from the vulnerable grunt who was fashioning it as an Athletic-Cup.”
~Admiral Madden~
Posted by 4642 Elitist Bastard on December 14, 2008 at 6:56 am
Bungie unveils its latest project, the world’s most hi-tech knob joke.
Posted by MrBones on December 14, 2008 at 9:27 am
“I was in the POOL!”
Posted by MK28 on December 14, 2008 at 1:26 pm
“Note the extraordinary girth of the male Unngoy, igniting sexual fervour amongst the female of their clan.”
So I says: ‘Oh I know what the ladies like!’ and she told me never to call again; what was that about?
Unngoy anatomy is little understood, which is why the face has been censored on this one and the genitals left to dangle free.
Beware of Unngoy bearing rectangular gifts to be unwrapped!
Have your advertisement reach over five million Live Subscribers!
There’s only me and fat people that have never seen our own genitalia.
Posted by TheRenewedValor on December 14, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I have to admit, I cried after she told me I was hung like a grunt.
Posted by MK28 on December 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm
The square is a distraction: you feeling lucky punk?
The new Plasma Fuel Rod in full effect!
Grunt soiled in a perfectly rectangular fashion.
It’s not like I’m packing heat; hence the cyan hue.
The Unngoy Naturist Commune was gathering momentum.
And in other news: An Unngoy was arrested outside the window of BS Angel’s apartment tonight; on the grounds of minute exposure. Amidst a fit of giggles, BS Angel is not pressing charges…
Posted by MK28 on December 14, 2008 at 1:53 pm
So I have this letter I’d like you to read; explaining my most intimate thoughts.
“You don’t think it’s too small, do you, Yap?”
I always thought these rubber things shaped themselves around you…
Squared: for YOUR pleasure! I can’t feel a thing btw…
Heavy protection.
What? Have I got mustard on my face again?
Unngoy’s Next Top Model wouldn’t go fully nude out of his prudent ethics…
Posted by MK28 on December 14, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I don’t know what it is Burt, but everywhere I go, it seems to follow me -obscuring my crotch like a bad case of Crabs!
“I’ve heard it: OKAY?!”
There’s a target audience out there that loves this shit.
Think how I feel; my betrothed won’t even touch it.
My lack of genitalia shouldn’t affect how you feel about us as a whole; that’s wishful thinking but I’m hoping you’ll swallow it. No I wasn’t intentionally making an ejaculation joke.
Honey I swear on the hatchlings: you CAN catch Polygon-itus from a toilet seat!
Posted by Kiefer Inson on December 14, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Unfortunately for Boe Boe, he had a tettris piece for his jingle jangle.
Posted by Snowy on December 15, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Windows laughed as there “Blue Block of death” distracted the army long enough for them to destroy Mozilla Firefox’s new server construction!
Posted by Trogdor on December 17, 2008 at 12:16 pm
This is why I’m hot!
Posted by Trogdor on December 17, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!
Posted by R3dDragon07 on December 17, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Some on finally found the “Grunts Gone Wild” skull!
Posted by Wasiq on December 20, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Look, it’s Britany Spears!
Posted by Celsius070 on December 26, 2008 at 2:31 pm
This is what happens when you try to play Halo with the family filter turned on…