wh47 7h3 h3|| d035 7h47 54y?
December 7, 2008 26 Comments
This hilariously harsh shirt, which features the snarky phrase “If you can read this you really need to get laid” written in the gamer-friendly language of 1337, can be yours for a mere $8.99 (plus $7-$10 shipping) over at jamjamtees’s Etsy shop. For the record, I can fucking speed read that shit. Does that mean I really need to get laid? Or that I should just have a quickie? Regardless, it’s available in a variety of sizes and colors so if you need a little assistance in the getting some department, go order yourself one. You’ll know right away if someone can read what it says so then you can offer your services. Cause I know you’re nice like that.
That used to be a jinx.com shirt, its discontinued there though. Me thinks.
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9439/yjrepb7stk3.jpg is the closet thing i could find to what the jinx.com version looked liked.
The wife and I can both read it…what does that mean?
If i can read that as quick as I read normal text what do i do?
This makes me question why I understand leet speek.
The human mind is fascinating isn’t it? Able to recognize and form words from supposedly random numbers and patterns
1t wud app3aR az thuh I n33dz teh g3t la1d!
i was able to read it, but it took a bit longer. i blame mastur cheef for me being able to read it. oh, and i want this shirt
@ Predator5791
Looks like Chief has some composition for Cortana!
1 h4zz 2 g37 l41d!!!!! wh00!
n e 1 w4nn4 g37 l4iD!!!!! jkjk
Read it faster than normal text so I must definitely need to get laid then… lol.
ne1 w4nn4 cyb3r? :D
Kaz
hey angel i think it means you need to get laid multiple times, and i am volunteering my time to help with the cause
Oh boy.
@Raging Terror: That means it’s “bedtime” ;)
bs angel I also offer to help out the cause
*reads shirt*
BRB going to get laid :(
Lol i read it faster than I read normal text.
I want one that has “4nd 1′m ju57 7h3 0n3 70 h3|p y0u w17h 7h47″ on the back.
^Bow-chika-wow-wow^
this would not go over with my fucking principal…
@ Das Kalk
Just hope he cant read leet. :]
i’ve seen the shirt before, but it’s a gooder so it doesnt hurt to see it again. nice find Hawty.
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I read it as fast as normal text, wow.
it almost looks like my physics homework…
Apparently my pants are in need of hacking.
And actually, I somewhat sadly admit to trump this. I once turned in an English paper written entirely in l337 5p34k. I got a A- after teaching the prof. how to read l337. On a scale of 1-10, how in need of ‘le lay’ am I?
YES….a little test to see if he’s worth my time. ;) I want that shirt…with the optional writing on the back! :)
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Easier:
D0 y0u 6uy5 u53 4 7r4n5|470r?
… Damn… I can read it without an error…