The First Time is Always a Little Painful

real7alk podcast

My podcasting cherry has official been popped by the fine fellas over at REAL7ALK.com. If you find yourself adequately bored and are interested in playing voyeur to that experience, you can download our lengthy shenanigans over at their podcast hub. My segment officially starts 33 minutes in so if you are looking to avoid my vocal ramblings, start fast forwarding at that point. Hopefully in the future someone will invent a microphone that automatically censors stupid shit. Until then, you’re stuck with discussion about Spartan pr0n, me attempting to make the hosts peak, and something about buttholes. Enjoy!

29 Responses to The First Time is Always a Little Painful

  1. Dusty Boy T says:

    Lol, enjoyed it mucho!

  2. a calico cat says:

    Everyone has been raving in our forums about how this is the best podcast ever. And people REALLY loved your interview. Thanks for helping us peak!

  3. bs angel says:

    It was my pleasure and I appreciate the opportunity. Besides, you know what they say about never forgetting your first. The experience will be forever seared in my memory!

  4. Atomic says:

    GAH. Hawty have i told you how much i love you :3

    That podcast was total winsauce. I skipped through all the beginning because it was boring but the SECOND your mouth opened up, insta boner.

  5. Atomic says:

    fyi, i couldnt super bounce either. honestly the closes ive ever gotten to super bouncing was crouching on a barrier and shooting the top corner with a rocket so i could get launched into the air.

  6. davyboy94 says:

    maybe its time for an official hawty mcbloggy podcast :D

  7. Atomic says:

    davy, that is an AMAZINGG idea. I would be in LOVE with that.

    As long as I can be in it once :P
    I’ll even use my Logitech Rock Band mic haha

  8. davyboy94 says:

    lol are you like stalking this post?

  9. Atomic says:

    I stalk every post psht

  10. bs angel says:

    LOL, … I’m thankful you enjoyed it. I thought I sounded ridiculously stupid and boring so it’s reassuring to know there are at least three people out there that disagree. :)

  11. Das Kalk says:

    we discussed this, you didn’t sound ridiculous, except for the butthole remark. Relic was THE best map ever, and you were awesome on the podcast. Fun times were had, and you should do another, or maybe… the HAWTY MCBLOGGY PODCAST!!!!

    and I make four

  12. davyboy94 says:

    wow im surprised i didnt think of that before… WAITAMINUTE!

  13. TonyTheTiger says:

    Good job just very Good Job!

  14. Predator5791 says:

    I think I peaked a bit when I listened to this podcast. It was hilarious the whole way through your interview Hawty. I noticed that Mike felt a little left out when you and Ryan rambled on about Viva Pinata.

    Viva Pinata < Animal Crossing!

  15. Jim 028 says:

    I enjoyed it. I miss Terminal as well.

  16. EXZA says:

    That was still an…. odd question of them to ask.

    At least they didn’t ask questions of a more disturbing matter.
    EX: Do you shave your ass? Or Do you have ass hair?

  17. i’m such a n00b. i downloaded the wrong one and listened to the whole thing before realizing that it wasn’t even 33 minutes long… now i gotta download yours… geez =]

  18. bs angel says:

    That was still an…. odd question of them to ask.

    I know, right?! I had no idea what to say, lol …

  19. Kazuya_UK says:

    Good stuff, was really fun to listen to! :D

  20. I had loads of fun. Thanks so much Hawty! It was certainly the best podcast yet. You’re awesome <3

  21. AusQB says:

    Such a cute voice…

  22. Predator5791 says:

    Such a cute voice…
    Like a mouse…

  23. bs angel says:

    Do mice have cute voices? Aren’t they all squeaky?

    Wait, I see what you did there!!

  24. Kshef says:

    Lol I love the random comments in the podcast made me LMFAO

  25. xkevlar says:

    real7alk sucks.

    Real Seven Alk, however, is all the rage.

    I have yet to listen to the podcast. I won’t read the above comments since they might spoil some things.

  26. KeisterKicker says:

    I feel sorry for you being asked about have you ever looked at you Ass Hole :P

  27. bs angel says:

    I feel sorry for myself about that too!

  28. urk says:

    I feel like I should pull the ears straight off my head now.

  29. AdamSusskind says:

    Haha, and not necessarily in that order… That was edgy :D

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