The First Time is Always a Little Painful
December 5, 2008 29 Comments

My podcasting cherry has official been popped by the fine fellas over at REAL7ALK.com. If you find yourself adequately bored and are interested in playing voyeur to that experience, you can download our lengthy shenanigans over at their podcast hub. My segment officially starts 33 minutes in so if you are looking to avoid my vocal ramblings, start fast forwarding at that point. Hopefully in the future someone will invent a microphone that automatically censors stupid shit. Until then, you’re stuck with discussion about Spartan pr0n, me attempting to make the hosts peak, and something about buttholes. Enjoy!



































Lol, enjoyed it mucho!
Everyone has been raving in our forums about how this is the best podcast ever. And people REALLY loved your interview. Thanks for helping us peak!
It was my pleasure and I appreciate the opportunity. Besides, you know what they say about never forgetting your first. The experience will be forever seared in my memory!
GAH. Hawty have i told you how much i love you :3
That podcast was total winsauce. I skipped through all the beginning because it was boring but the SECOND your mouth opened up, insta boner.
fyi, i couldnt super bounce either. honestly the closes ive ever gotten to super bouncing was crouching on a barrier and shooting the top corner with a rocket so i could get launched into the air.
maybe its time for an official hawty mcbloggy podcast :D
davy, that is an AMAZINGG idea. I would be in LOVE with that.
As long as I can be in it once :P
I’ll even use my Logitech Rock Band mic haha
lol are you like stalking this post?
I stalk every post psht
LOL, … I’m thankful you enjoyed it. I thought I sounded ridiculously stupid and boring so it’s reassuring to know there are at least three people out there that disagree. :)
we discussed this, you didn’t sound ridiculous, except for the butthole remark. Relic was THE best map ever, and you were awesome on the podcast. Fun times were had, and you should do another, or maybe… the HAWTY MCBLOGGY PODCAST!!!!
and I make four
wow im surprised i didnt think of that before… WAITAMINUTE!
Good job just very Good Job!
I think I peaked a bit when I listened to this podcast. It was hilarious the whole way through your interview Hawty. I noticed that Mike felt a little left out when you and Ryan rambled on about Viva Pinata.
Viva Pinata < Animal Crossing!
I enjoyed it. I miss Terminal as well.
That was still an…. odd question of them to ask.
At least they didn’t ask questions of a more disturbing matter.
EX: Do you shave your ass? Or Do you have ass hair?
i’m such a n00b. i downloaded the wrong one and listened to the whole thing before realizing that it wasn’t even 33 minutes long… now i gotta download yours… geez =]
I know, right?! I had no idea what to say, lol …
Good stuff, was really fun to listen to! :D
I had loads of fun. Thanks so much Hawty! It was certainly the best podcast yet. You’re awesome <3
Such a cute voice…
Such a cute voice…
Like a mouse…
Do mice have cute voices? Aren’t they all squeaky?
Wait, I see what you did there!!
Lol I love the random comments in the podcast made me LMFAO
real7alk sucks.
Real Seven Alk, however, is all the rage.
I have yet to listen to the podcast. I won’t read the above comments since they might spoil some things.
I feel sorry for you being asked about have you ever looked at you Ass Hole :P
I feel sorry for myself about that too!
I feel like I should pull the ears straight off my head now.
Haha, and not necessarily in that order… That was edgy :D