Tongue Required For Advanced Players
November 29, 2008 41 Comments
Not content with the current offerings in the popular genre of video games that utilize various-shaped plastic peripherals, Ripten has presented a new Guitar Hero-esque concept appropriately titled “Vagina Hero” that caters to those that are more than a little sexually inept. Much like the entertaining music game that requires you to hit brightly colored buttons in tune with a streaming series of notes, this game is played to the pulsating bass heavy beat of classic 70′s style pr0n music. Their controller, which can be seen after the jump, appears to be meant for finger use only. As provocative as this game idea is, I simply can’t support something of this nature that doesn’t allow the use of a tongue. Would that really have been too complicated of a feature to include? I’m thinking a slight modification of the red button into a less sensitive strum bar mechanism would have been optimal with the function being activated by a maxed out star power meter. Not that I’ve put any thought into that or anything. Because that would just be weird.
Source [Geekologie]
I’d love to see the Achievements for that game…
:D
Haha hilarious… and so wrong.
Oh dear, do you know how antique this is Milady?
I don’t recall putting a breaking news flashing icon with it so I’m pretty sure it will be ok. ;)
Still funny though.
http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ibeatveronica.jpg
@ My7hos:
50 G: Found the G-spot. Twice
Why didn’t I think of this? lol
@ Das Kalk
100 GS: Two for one ;)
You know that scene from Friends where Rachel can’t think of the nine erogenous zones and then goes ‘oh’ as she thinks of them all (I think Monica’s explaining sex to Chandler)
I’m staring at that and just thinking ‘man, I must be sooo easy pleased’. I don’t have half that many buttons o_0
@ Jilly
We should look into that to be sure. Yay science!
Hilarious, but so wrong. But who the hell cares? It’s awesome.
old shit is old
and shitty
Talking about yourself again, PikminGod?
I was thinking the same thing Jillybean! I’m going to guess a male designed that controller. And I’d hate to be getting it on with him. I think you’d have to print him out directions at some point.
Hm…..Hey Hawty, up for a game!?
Only if you promise to not lag out before the game is over. Yeah, I went there! ;)
I can only imagine the Wii version.
[i]Only if you promise to not lag out before the game is over. Yeah, I went there! ;)[/i]
Cute…
Oh and I didn’t lag out, my Xbox over heat…and if I played you in this game, your xbox would over heat too.
@ SonofMacPhisto:
Too close to the sun
We’re In For Some Chop
Mongoose Mowdown
Fear The Pink Mist
Marathon Man
Maybe Next Time Buddy
Came… From… Behind…
and my personal favorite:
Used Car Salesman
Thanks to Bungie for all these unintentional innuendos
@ Das
Oh man… it’s all so clear now. But what about ‘Alas Poor Yorick?’ Is that some kind of ‘Hamlet’ roleplay thing?
Can’t say I’m not intrigued anyway… ;)
My Xbox was made for things like that Predator. Sounds like we need to add a little head to head to our next agenda!
Hilarious achievements DK. Fear the Pink Mist is too funny in that context!
@ Das Kalk, and @SonofMacPhisto
New Achievements…
Your Suit Leaked
Try Again…You Missed
Get better Aim
Maybe Next Time Buddy
Two in One
Two Female’s, One Male
Did you win?
Predator5791 get’s it going on with bs angel(Worth 1000GamerPoints!)
mmmmmmmmm ill take 3!
After this, whats next? Penis hero?
That would be an easy game then Naepa. I can already imagine one achievement >.> Strong armed.
btw BS Angel if you and predator go co op,
Love Thy Neighbour
Going The Distance
True Pal
haha, what about:
25 G: Tickled Pink
Would the PS3 version have Sixaxis controls?
The clitoris – nature’s rubix cube.
ROTFL, Hal.
And and I say again ROTFL.
Of course I laugh because it’s true. :P
“hey john, why is my blue button sticking?”
@ Angel:
Everything in Halo makes Intercourse funnier, i mean, take a look at Halo Pron, who knew the clitoris was blue and shaped like a respawn point? I sure didn’t.
now this here just made my day haha…Vagina hero…now they just need a game …but its gonna be rated X
This game is gonna be really fun to pull out a of a party.
If the sequel is less complicated, then it would be awesome-er.
F.Y.I. Spell my name backwards for a lul.
negative 50g – Shocker
Negative gamerscore achievements? I think we’re on to something here…
-50 GS: You don’t look like your picture…
Lol, are there enough green buttons?
@ Das Kalk: Nice finds man, I think you should get the “Innuendo Investigator” award.
Oh yeah, also some GH2 song names that will sound wrong when paired with the phrase “I just beat [insert name here] on Expert”:
Trogdor, Jordan, Mr Fix It, The Trooper, Raw Dog, and Free Bird
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