Not content with the current offerings in the popular genre of video games that utilize various-shaped plastic peripherals, Ripten has presented a new Guitar Hero-esque concept appropriately titled “Vagina Hero” that caters to those that are more than a little sexually inept. Much like the entertaining music game that requires you to hit brightly colored buttons in tune with a streaming series of notes, this game is played to the pulsating bass heavy beat of classic 70’s style pr0n music. Their controller, which can be seen after the jump, appears to be meant for finger use only. As provocative as this game idea is, I simply can’t support something of this nature that doesn’t allow the use of a tongue. Would that really have been too complicated of a feature to include? I’m thinking a slight modification of the red button into a less sensitive strum bar mechanism would have been optimal with the function being activated by a maxed out star power meter. Not that I’ve put any thought into that or anything. Because that would just be weird.
Source [Geekologie]
Posted by My7hos on November 29, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I’d love to see the Achievements for that game…
:D
Posted by Tristan on November 29, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Haha hilarious… and so wrong.
Posted by soulofaqua on November 29, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Oh dear, do you know how antique this is Milady?
Posted by bs angel on November 29, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I don’t recall putting a breaking news flashing icon with it so I’m pretty sure it will be ok. ;)
Posted by rowboat 000 on November 29, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Still funny though.
http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ibeatveronica.jpg
Posted by Das Kalk on November 29, 2008 at 2:47 pm
@ My7hos:
50 G: Found the G-spot. Twice
Posted by BSG Daffy on November 29, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Why didn’t I think of this? lol
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on November 29, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@ Das Kalk
100 GS: Two for one ;)
Posted by Jillybean on November 29, 2008 at 4:31 pm
You know that scene from Friends where Rachel can’t think of the nine erogenous zones and then goes ‘oh’ as she thinks of them all (I think Monica’s explaining sex to Chandler)
I’m staring at that and just thinking ‘man, I must be sooo easy pleased’. I don’t have half that many buttons o_0
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on November 29, 2008 at 5:02 pm
@ Jilly
We should look into that to be sure. Yay science!
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on November 29, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Hilarious, but so wrong. But who the hell cares? It’s awesome.
Posted by PikminGod on November 29, 2008 at 5:52 pm
old shit is old
Posted by PikminGod on November 29, 2008 at 5:54 pm
and shitty
Posted by BSG Daffy on November 29, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Talking about yourself again, PikminGod?
Posted by bs angel on November 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I was thinking the same thing Jillybean! I’m going to guess a male designed that controller. And I’d hate to be getting it on with him. I think you’d have to print him out directions at some point.
Posted by Predator5791 on November 29, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Hm…..Hey Hawty, up for a game!?
Posted by bs angel on November 29, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Only if you promise to not lag out before the game is over. Yeah, I went there! ;)
Posted by Ken Raves on November 29, 2008 at 6:59 pm
I can only imagine the Wii version.
Posted by Predator5791 on November 29, 2008 at 7:08 pm
[i]Only if you promise to not lag out before the game is over. Yeah, I went there! ;)[/i]
Cute…
Posted by Predator5791 on November 29, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Oh and I didn’t lag out, my Xbox over heat…and if I played you in this game, your xbox would over heat too.
Posted by Das Kalk on November 29, 2008 at 8:19 pm
@ SonofMacPhisto:
Too close to the sun
We’re In For Some Chop
Mongoose Mowdown
Fear The Pink Mist
Marathon Man
Maybe Next Time Buddy
Came… From… Behind…
and my personal favorite:
Used Car Salesman
Thanks to Bungie for all these unintentional innuendos
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on November 29, 2008 at 8:20 pm
@ Das
Oh man… it’s all so clear now. But what about ‘Alas Poor Yorick?’ Is that some kind of ‘Hamlet’ roleplay thing?
Can’t say I’m not intrigued anyway… ;)
Posted by bs angel on November 29, 2008 at 9:45 pm
My Xbox was made for things like that Predator. Sounds like we need to add a little head to head to our next agenda!
Hilarious achievements DK. Fear the Pink Mist is too funny in that context!
Posted by NyHitman0401 on November 29, 2008 at 10:45 pm
@ Das Kalk, and @SonofMacPhisto
New Achievements…
Your Suit Leaked
Try Again…You Missed
Get better Aim
Maybe Next Time Buddy
Two in One
Two Female’s, One Male
Did you win?
Predator5791 get’s it going on with bs angel(Worth 1000GamerPoints!)
Posted by Penguinish on November 29, 2008 at 10:56 pm
mmmmmmmmm ill take 3!
Posted by Naepa34 on November 29, 2008 at 11:48 pm
After this, whats next? Penis hero?
Posted by soulofaqua on November 30, 2008 at 6:01 am
That would be an easy game then Naepa. I can already imagine one achievement >.> Strong armed.
Posted by soulofaqua on November 30, 2008 at 6:02 am
btw BS Angel if you and predator go co op,
Love Thy Neighbour
Going The Distance
True Pal
Posted by Das Kalk on November 30, 2008 at 6:20 am
haha, what about:
25 G: Tickled Pink
Posted by Das Kalk on November 30, 2008 at 11:57 am
Would the PS3 version have Sixaxis controls?
Posted by halcylon on November 30, 2008 at 12:05 pm
The clitoris – nature’s rubix cube.
Posted by My7hos on November 30, 2008 at 1:44 pm
ROTFL, Hal.
And and I say again ROTFL.
Of course I laugh because it’s true. :P
Posted by the Light Show on November 30, 2008 at 2:22 pm
“hey john, why is my blue button sticking?”
Posted by Das Kalk on November 30, 2008 at 2:35 pm
@ Angel:
Everything in Halo makes Intercourse funnier, i mean, take a look at Halo Pron, who knew the clitoris was blue and shaped like a respawn point? I sure didn’t.
Posted by Mobius on November 30, 2008 at 5:16 pm
now this here just made my day haha…Vagina hero…now they just need a game …but its gonna be rated X
Posted by Reneiw on November 30, 2008 at 5:52 pm
This game is gonna be really fun to pull out a of a party.
If the sequel is less complicated, then it would be awesome-er.
F.Y.I. Spell my name backwards for a lul.
Posted by Gi85on on December 1, 2008 at 9:12 am
negative 50g – Shocker
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on December 1, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Negative gamerscore achievements? I think we’re on to something here…
-50 GS: You don’t look like your picture…
Posted by Explar on December 2, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Lol, are there enough green buttons?
@ Das Kalk: Nice finds man, I think you should get the “Innuendo Investigator” award.
Posted by Explar on December 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Oh yeah, also some GH2 song names that will sound wrong when paired with the phrase “I just beat [insert name here] on Expert”:
Trogdor, Jordan, Mr Fix It, The Trooper, Raw Dog, and Free Bird